Simone808619
Literotica Guru
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- Oct 28, 2013
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Ok this may seem a little Goldilocesque (like that word? Just made it up!) note Shakespeare invented the work puke among 1600 words wey use in the English language. But I digress. Lol. It's so hard to find the right fit! Everyone has things they don't like about them, I no different but theu it all I remain a unicorn. I like throwing curveballs at people
To see their reaction. But I'm honest' accidentally shoplifted A pair
Of panties form AStore and went back to pay for them. I ilke exploring but don't get too but are wary about people who are
Wrapped up on the cyber world. Fun only please? I'm a sucker for a well
Told joke. And Be real!! Not the long walks on the beach soulmate piña colada bullshit. Be real. I can
Assure you that your genuine self is
Much ore appealing that near
Facts people sometes put on. I'm sure little of this applies to you. Lust who I
I considers myself a pretty awesome
Buddy with a well healthy sense of humor
To see their reaction. But I'm honest' accidentally shoplifted A pair
Of panties form AStore and went back to pay for them. I ilke exploring but don't get too but are wary about people who are
Wrapped up on the cyber world. Fun only please? I'm a sucker for a well
Told joke. And Be real!! Not the long walks on the beach soulmate piña colada bullshit. Be real. I can
Assure you that your genuine self is
Much ore appealing that near
Facts people sometes put on. I'm sure little of this applies to you. Lust who I
I considers myself a pretty awesome
Buddy with a well healthy sense of humor
