The Return of the BDSM Limerick...

[Shankara20]

whatever

for you as well


I have been in work overload for two weeks and have not yet found my limerick muse - I lurk till she arrives

 

[Ebonyfire]

for you as well


I have been in work overload for two weeks and have not yet found my limerick muse - I lurk till she arrives

I need help, my limerick vibe is low!

 

[Ebonyfire]

My limerick meter is low,
My thoughts are random and slow,
I need to keep thumping,
a sub to keep humping,
Until the creative juices flow.

 

[DVS]

Roses are red and violets are blue.
We all need to spew out a limerick or two.
Make them sound easy
or subliminally queasy.
Just do what you can...it's the least you can do.

 

[DVS]

Pizza is flat, but it's also round.
And the topping is beef that's usually ground.
Veggies...just a few.
Maybe some pineapple? Ew!
On a Sicilian style pie, no pineapple is found.

 

[DVS]

Come on, people, it ain't so hard.
Think up a subject and speak like the Bard.
Some lines must rhyme
with meter and time.
And morph how some words sound, change tired into tard.

Yes, it's the privilege of the author,
The very right of the talker.
Change what you want
cause you're on the stump.
If you couldn't twist the words, why bother?

So, make up some inspirational rhymers
to gel with your inspirational timers.
Fudge a few letters
so your rhyme will be better.
It will all come out sounding sublimers.

 

[DVS]

I'm spent...I'm clean out of bullets.
So it's time I step off of the pulpit.
My mirth level is down
so I'll refresh and rebound.
I'll be back, to your dismay and regret.

 

[Ebonyfire]

I'm spent...I'm clean out of bullets.
So it's time I step off of the pulpit.
My mirth level is down
so I'll refresh and rebound.
I'll be back, to your dismay and regret.

DVS you are my muse! (until someone better comes along, lol)

 

[Ebonyfire]

I am creating...

 

[Ebonyfire]

Whip me, she said to him sadly,
You know I've behaved very badly.
Though I tried and I tried,
Something deep down inside,
Will submit to your punishment gladly.

Very good!

 

[eastern sun]

There was an old man from New York
Who delighted in knives and a fork
His women in bed
Were always well-fed
But they never were met by the stork

 

[Ebonyfire]

There was an old man from New York
Who delighted in knives and a fork
His women in bed
Were always well-fed
But they never were met by the stork

Alright!

 

[eastern sun]

Come on, people, it ain't so hard.
Think up a subject and speak like the Bard.

There once was a tender young lass
Who frustrated her Sir with her sass
"Stay still," he replied
"Or you'll let my juice slide
Through the crack in the back of your . . . glass."

 

[Ebonyfire]

There once was a tender young lass
Who frustrated her Sir with her sass
"Stay still," he replied
"Or you'll let my juice slide
Through the crack in the back of your . . . glass."

Another hit!

 

[Ebonyfire]

If a submissive wants to serve,
he must be a natural perv,
he should serve and obey,
at the end of the day,
he may have to prove his nerve.

 

[eastern sun]

There once was a sub from the suburbs
Who kicked hubbie right to the curbs
Her new Dom moved in
And made her head spin
"Home Sweet Home" changed to "Do Not Disturb"s

 

[eastern sun]

(under construction)

 

[eastern sun]

"Please help me," she cried, "I can't stop
I want more but I think I will drop"
"Don't worry, you're fine
And besides, you are mine
I'll decide when we're finished, now . . .mop"

 

[Ebonyfire]

"Please help me," she cried, "I can't stop
I want more but I think I will drop"
"Don't worry, you're fine
And besides, you are mine
I'll decide when we're finished, now . . .mop"

That's what I'm talking about, housework! where are all My houseboys?

 

[Ebonyfire]

A sub kneeling at My feet,
begs for Mistress' treat,
I shake my head,
he fills with dread,
for his ass and My whip to meet.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Optimistic Bump

 

[Ebonyfire]

Optimistic Bump

I am just soooo lazy these days....

 

[Ebonyfire]

Ok all of you creative people, where are the limericks?

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Ok all of you creative people, where are the limericks?

Yehhhhhhhhhh what Eb Ma'am said : chuckles :

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

sighs.............not brilliant but a start

HRHdK Ms Neon is rather blunt
Demanding images celebrating the cunt
Not a task I'll refuse , even lacking 'my' muse
A promise broken remains little more than a stunt

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