the red hot dot
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TheeGoatPig
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Your story needs to have ten or more votes, and be rated higher than 4.5 (last I heard, it's been a while).
Welcome to the AH.
Welcome to the AH.
voluptuary_manque
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And under the new scoring system, it's a lot harder than it used to be. Anything over 3 is considered a good story.
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voluptuary_manque
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So, anything over 4 must be a great story, huh?
Well, yeah! After all, no one ever averages 5. Certain elements within the board won't stand for it.
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Cool...post a link when it's up.
Yep...I just submitted one yesterday... "Cattleya" in the Romance category. (Cattleya's a variety of orchid, btw).
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Well, yeah! After all, no one ever averages 5. Certain elements within the board won't stand for it.
I've come awfully darn close several times...4.85 and such...I'm satisfied with an H more often than not.
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Having only gotten two since I started here, I'm really, really happy with an H of any kind.
Having only gotten two since I started here, I'm really, really happy with an H of any kind.
Hat, Hoover, Hysterectomy...
You can vary the order, though I wouldn't advise Hoovering your Hat.
TE999
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Hat, Hoover, Hysterectomy...
What the H are you talking about?
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What the H are you talking about?
Hand-to-Gland Combat - A vigorous masturbation session.
slyc_willie
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Personally, I prefer Cock Mock Combat.
No actual violence, but it does end with an explosive climax.
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Hat, Hoover, Hysterectomy...
Well, you wouldn't give your hat a hysterectomy, would you ?
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Hmm...sounds good to me...although I think my hand might want to be vigorous with a something else after a while....
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Personally, I prefer Cock Mock Combat.
No actual violence, but it does end with an explosive climax.
You men and your explosions!
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Hmm...sounds good to me...although I think my hand might want to be vigorous with a something else after a while....
Ooooh.
What did you have in mind, handsome?
TheeGoatPig
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You men and your explosions!
Explosions make everything better
So do lasers, which is what I thought this topic was about with its red hot dot
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Explosions make everything better
So do lasers, which is what I thought this topic was about with its red hot dot
Lasers?????
Dude, we have GOT to get you laid! SOON!
TheeGoatPig
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Lasers?????
Dude, we have GOT to get you laid! SOON!
Mmm, laser bacon cheese sex explosions
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Having only gotten two since I started here, I'm really, really happy with an H of any kind.
Nice to know I'm in good company then. I too have only had two. Oops. I lied. I now have 2 with H's. The other one that had a red H that went away was Forbidden Fantasies and it's at a 4.48 with 33 votes.
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A date with Rosie Palm and her 5 daughters, huh? Helluva way to spend a Saturday night...or any other night for that matter. I'd rather be chasing rabbits.
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