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Context - nighttime, Vietnam.
The rifle poked into the black night like a needle point into a giant-sized bowl of black raspberry Jello.
Where was that from?
As far as really awful writing in a published book goes, I've not yet found a better goldmine than Fifty Shades.
Quite descriptive, I think
Look, there's always room for Jello.
Where was that from?
As far as really awful writing in a published book goes, I've not yet found a better goldmine than Fifty Shades.
From The Maltese Falcon, as Sam Spade prepares to bed the femme fatale for the first time:
His eyes burned yellowly.
I never knew colors could be adverbs.
From The Maltese Falcon, as Sam Spade prepares to bed the femme fatale for the first time:
His eyes burned yellowly.
I never knew eyes could be yellow-gray to begin with. I'm calling Marty Stu on that one.
Not Hammett!
i think you have to go a long way to find worse writing than by dan brown, my favourite sentence from the da vinci code, chapter 4:
radiating a fiery clarity that forecast his reputation for unblinking severity in all matters.
i really think the man needs a dictionary how can anything forecast a reputation, makes no sense at all to me.
Well, he's either Mime or a telepath.
i think you have to go a long way to find worse writing than by dan brown, my favourite sentence from the da vinci code, chapter 4:
radiating a fiery clarity that forecast his reputation for unblinking severity in all matters.
i really think the man needs a dictionary how can anything forecast a reputation, makes no sense at all to me.
"...he carried about an insidious atmosphere of irony or amusement, accompanied at certain moments by a deep, guttural chuckle like that of a giant turtle which has just torn to pieces some furry animal and is ambling away towards the sea". - Adolphe De Castro/H.P. Lovecraft, "The Last Test".
I think it's supposed to be sinister but it just left me thinking "wtf dudes you both fail at turtles". They even mention the "testudinous chuckle" again later in the story.
Goddamn turtles! Always laughing at me behind my back. I know it!
It's turtles all the way down. But I digress.
I nominate, not a single book, but the early oeuvre of a publisher, a technical publisher: Sybex. For amusement, I used to read their computer manuals and highlight all the typos, misinformation, redundancies (the same irrelevant diagram FIVE TIMES in one book!) and blatant horseshit. Masterpieces of muckiness!
Maybe in a non human scenario.
I kept hearing of "grey/blue" eyes, but it wasn't until a few years back I saw someone that had eyes that could be described that way.
I never knew eyes could be yellow-gray to begin with. I'm calling Marty Stu on that one.
i think you have to go a long way to find worse writing than by dan brown, my favourite sentence from the da vinci code, chapter 4:
radiating a fiery clarity that forecast his reputation for unblinking severity in all matters.
i really think the man needs a dictionary how can anything forecast a reputation, makes no sense at all to me.
It's turtles all the way down. But I digress.
I nominate, not a single book, but the early oeuvre of a publisher, a technical publisher: Sybex. For amusement, I used to read their computer manuals and highlight all the typos, misinformation, redundancies (the same irrelevant diagram FIVE TIMES in one book!) and blatant horseshit. Masterpieces of muckiness!
Goddamn turtles! Always laughing at me behind my back. I know it!