The Real Beverly Hillbillies

Dixon Carter Lee · Aug 29, 2002

Civilization is pretty close to being over. CBS has just announced that they're looking to bring a real backwoods family to Beverly Hills and film them marvelling a cement ponds and movie stars.

Do you live in the Smoky Mountains? Wash clothes in a creek? Call your chickens and goats "Critters"? Fuck your hot cousin Ellie Mae? You could be a TV star.

Wee-Doggy.

brokenbrainwave · Aug 29, 2002

I live close to the smokies, can seem them from just outside the city limits...the rest however, hell NO

sunstruck · Aug 29, 2002

Reality TV is getting out of hand.

Sillyman · Aug 29, 2002

They don't have to look outside of California to find white trash.

If they are looking for real honest to God rural folks like on the Beverly Hillbillies or Andy Griffith though, they're SOL.

iwmggw · Aug 29, 2002

Dixon Carter Lee said:
Civilization is pretty close to being over. CBS has just announced that they're looking to bring a real backwoods family to Beverly Hills and film them marvelling a cement ponds and movie stars.

Do you live in the Smoky Mountains? Wash clothes in a creek? Call your chickens and goats "Critters"? Fuck your hot cousin Ellie Mae? You could be a TV star.

Wee-Doggy.

You forgot ...........does your family tree only have one branch? And......do you go to family reunions to pick up wimmin'?

phrodeau · Aug 29, 2002

There are lots of "backwoods" self-sufficient people in wilderness areas across the US, and not a one of them would be interested in living in Beverly Hills for any amount of money.

takingchances42 · Aug 29, 2002

Dixon Carter Lee said:
Civilization is pretty close to being over. CBS has just announced that they're looking to bring a real backwoods family to Beverly Hills and film them marvelling a cement ponds and movie stars.

Do you live in the Smoky Mountains? Wash clothes in a creek? Call your chickens and goats "Critters"? Fuck your hot cousin Ellie Mae? You could be a TV star.

Wee-Doggy.

I like to go places that make the Smokies look downright cosmopolitan. Like remote Indian villages in Northern Canada where bushpilots or snowmobiles are the only way in. In case you haven't been there lately, the Indian inhabitants often wear tennis shoes, basketball jerseys and baseball caps turned backwards, keep up with the latest pro sports, and like to watch a couple hundred channels of satellite TV.

The funny part wouldn't be bringing the backwoods to Hollywood. The funny part would be Hollywood getting a clue, and leaving the coast to find out what the backwoods are really like in 2002.

Wee-Doggy.

ksmybuttons · Aug 29, 2002

These are the same people that think everyone in Oregon wears Burkinstocks, drives a VW van and lives in a TeePee.

I don't think there are really naive people like the Beverly Hillbillies...

RosevilleCAguy · Aug 29, 2002

Dixon Carter Lee said:
Civilization is pretty close to being over. CBS has just announced that they're looking to bring a real backwoods family to Beverly Hills and film them marvelling a cement ponds and movie stars.

Do you live in the Smoky Mountains? Wash clothes in a creek? Call your chickens and goats "Critters"? Fuck your hot cousin Ellie Mae? You could be a TV star.

Wee-Doggy.

Harsh Dude. Don't you like art?

RosevilleCAguy · Aug 29, 2002

ksmybuttons said:
These are the same people that think everyone in Oregon wears Burkinstocks, drives a VW van and lives in a TeePee.

I don't think there are really naive people like the Beverly Hillbillies...

Whoa!. You mean they don't?

RosevilleCAguy · Aug 29, 2002

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takingchances42 said:
The funny part wouldn't be bringing the backwoods to Hollywood. The funny part would be Hollywood getting a clue, and leaving the coast to find out what the backwoods are really like in 2002.

Wee-Doggy.

Dude. You just don't get it. Like, the backwoods don't have knarly waves....

CoolidgEffect · Aug 29, 2002

sunstruck said:
Reality TV is getting out of hand.

I agree. This is just laughing at the expense of peoples' poverty.

Laurel · Aug 29, 2002

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RosevilleCAguy said:
Harsh Dude. Don't you like art?

*snicker*

Lasher · Aug 29, 2002

And how would this be any different than "the Anna Nicole Smith Show"?????

someplace · Aug 29, 2002

Dixon Carter Lee said:
Civilization is pretty close to being over.

I heard about this on the radio. What's sad is that someone paid someone to come up with this idea and a whole bunch of other people were paid to think it's actually a good idea. *shaking my head*

intrigued · Aug 29, 2002

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takingchances42 said:
I like to go places that make the Smokies look downright cosmopolitan. Like remote Indian villages in Northern Canada where bushpilots or snowmobiles are the only way in. In case you haven't been there lately, the Indian inhabitants often wear tennis shoes, basketball jerseys and baseball caps turned backwards, keep up with the latest pro sports, and like to watch a couple hundred channels of satellite TV.

The funny part wouldn't be bringing the backwoods to Hollywood. The funny part would be Hollywood getting a clue, and leaving the coast to find out what the backwoods are really like in 2002.

Wee-Doggy.

Hi, stranger.

MechaBlade · Aug 29, 2002

stop watching you bastards. You think I'm the one keeping Big Brother on? I don't even allow the TV to be turned on then.

Hamletmaschine · Aug 29, 2002

ksmybuttons said:
These are the same people that think everyone in Oregon wears Burkinstocks, drives a VW van and lives in a TeePee.

I don't think there are really naive people like the Beverly Hillbillies...

No, the only naive people already live in Beverly Hills.

takingchances42 · Aug 29, 2002

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intrigued said:
Hi, stranger.

Hello dear,

I just can't help wondering what you would look like dressed up like Ellie Mae...

Cheyenne · Aug 30, 2002

I nominate our very own PC and TN_Vixen as stars of the new show.

TN_Vixen · Aug 30, 2002

Dixon Carter Lee said:
Civilization is pretty close to being over. CBS has just announced that they're looking to bring a real backwoods family to Beverly Hills and film them marvelling a cement ponds and movie stars.

Do you live in the Smoky Mountains? Wash clothes in a creek? Call your chickens and goats "Critters"? Fuck your hot cousin Ellie Mae? You could be a TV star.

Wee-Doggy.

Let me just say this. I've lost sleep over the fact they didn't choose me for Ellie Mae. I mean, I'm a hillbilly, I wear cutoffs, I talk country, I can pretend to be a complete idiot (although, really it isn't too much of a stretch), and I really know people who sit on their front porch and drink moonshine and have cars jacked up in the back yard on cinder blocks.

Fuckin' Hollywood Bullshit.

Guest · Aug 30, 2002

Lasher said:
And how would this be any different than "the Anna Nicole Smith Show"?????

No box of chocolate covered Vicodin.

HeavyStick · Aug 30, 2002

Would an "indoor outhouse" be a disqualifier?

TN_Vixen · Aug 30, 2002

possum soup is a delicacy, I swim in a concrete pond in the summertime and I had a best friend named Bobbie Jean, a second cousin named Bobbie Sue and a great aunt named Billy Rae Sue McCrosky.

See?

HeavyStick · Aug 30, 2002

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TN_Vixen said:
I really know people who sit on their front porch and drink moonshine and have cars jacked up in the back yard on cinder blocks.

Fuckin' Hollywood Bullshit.

pffft that's nothing..... you forgot the coon dog and the 2 cars in the FRONT yard

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