The Razzies of Erotic Fiction!

[Laurel]

Polar Exploration Wins Bad Sex Award

LONDON (Reuters) - A description of an unwelcome seduction that compares it to a polar exploration has won one of Britain's least coveted literary prizes -- the Bad Sex in Fiction Award.

A steamy excerpt from Christopher Hart's second novel, "Rescue Me," topped all comers to win the ninth annual Literary Review prize for the year's worst fictional description of the sexual act.

Part of the winning passage from Hart's novel reads: "Her hand is moving away from my knee and heading north. Heading unnervingly and with a steely will toward the pole... Ever northward moves her hand, while she smiles languorously at my right ear. And when she reaches the north pole, I think in wonder and terror -- she will surely want to pitch her tent."

more at
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011205/od/sex_dc_2.html

 

[seXieleXie]

wow... i'm getting all hot and bothered reading that... i think i'll go take a cold shower...
< /sarcasm >

 

[KillerMuffin]

OMG, I have GOT to turn the avs back off. Owen is after my fingers. Cats are evil like that, they see fingers flying on a keyboard and they must pounce, claws and teeth extended to catch those critters. And then I knock over my drink and I bounce around the room howling because kitties have sharp teeth and what's worse, the words that I was writing get forgotten and my concentration is broken and it's horrible. Horrible I say.

Owen is evil.

 

[modest mouse]

So will this story have a chance to be in the new Literotica Discovery Channel section?

Somehow it is distinclty British.

(Apologies to all the Brits, if it involved a Budweiser I would claim it as American crap.)

 

[Siren]

Owen is very evil................

 

[PHANTOM5875]

Owen is my son! ..........

That's my boy! He's a chip off the evil cat block! Taught him everything he knows about digit (fingie) mangling.

I'm SO proud! *sniff!*

Phantom

 

[Natalie Nessus]

I'm afraid I did not like it much

 

[macuk]

what a load of bollocks utter crap i've read more erotic beer mats