The Random Observations Thread

[scheherazade_79]

America hasn't quite got the hang of dance music yet. All the decent stuff comes from the north of Europe.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Most policewomen are lesbians.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Sherbert causes zits.

 

[scheherazade_79]

There are an awful lot of gay men around who don't have much hair.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Cats always lick you to lull you into a false sense of security, before they sink their fangs into your skin.

 

[neonlyte]

Cats always lick you to lull you into a false sense of security, before they sink their fangs into your skin.

Mine skips the first part

 

[scheherazade_79]

Mine skips the first part

And how come dogs are put to sleep for biting people, but cats never are?

Not that I want it to happen to either of them. It just seems very unfair.

 

[S-Des]

People underestimate the cathartic value of a good loofa scrubbing.

 

[scheherazade_79]

People underestimate the cathartic value of a good loofa scrubbing.

I'll try it in a few minutes and let you know

 

[FatDino]

Birds are noisy in the morning.

 

[Guest]

America hasn't quite got the hang of dance music yet. All the decent stuff comes from the north of Europe.

africa

 

[tickledkitty]

It's allergy season...with a vengeance.

 

[kendo1]

Standing on a slug with bare feet is not recommended.

 

[Guest]

Standing on a slug with bare feet is not recommended.

Ugh. *shudder*


Braces hurt.

 

[neonlyte]

Birds are noisy in the morning.

Shoot them... it soon shuts the bastards up.

Driving standards deteriorate around the full moon.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Dino needs these early in the morning:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f224/spitfiregriffin/macksearplugs.jpg

Oh, that's not really a random observation. Sorry.

 

[Guest]

Dino needs these early in the morning:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f224/spitfiregriffin/macksearplugs.jpg

Oh, that's not really a random observation. Sorry.

No, those are just good advice.

I use those when I work with my drumline.

 

[FatDino]

Shoot them... it soon shuts the bastards up.

I don't own a gun...and even if I did, I wouldn't be able to pull the trigger at them anyway.

Roxanne: Thank you, but earplugs annoy me.

 

[scheherazade_79]

africa

I'll send you some tracks that'll change your mind on that one

 

[scheherazade_79]

Zades can't rush...

 

[elsol]

And how come dogs are put to sleep for biting people, but cats never are?

Not that I want it to happen to either of them. It just seems very unfair.

Because the average dog can kill you, while the average cat has a kick distance of about 20 feet.

 

[Guest]

love


love will keep us together


all u need is love


love changes everything

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Sunsets in the desert are spectacular.

 

[marifree]

You do not want your new vibrator to be the topic of decision between your mother and your mother-in-law.

 

[bluebell]

Deep, deep, deep friends can still kick you really hard.
And it still hurts.
A lot.