The Race is On!

[Never]

We interrupt my typical meaningless posts for this announcement.

Endlessly is at 863
DCL leads at 882

Who will get the gold first?
Who will reach that magical number of 1000 before the other?
Am I the only one who cares about this?
Do I sound like an idiot asking all these question?

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*We now return to our regularly scheduled meaninglessness*
(Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!)

 

[Endlessly]

*shaking head and laughing* You crack me up, Never. Is there really a race going on to see who posts the second-most amount of posts on a porn BB?

It'll probably be Dixon.. He's ahead and I'm going to be offline next week, seeing as how I've got a family reunion to go to.

Anyone live in Colorado?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Well endlessly's thousand tag should read

Endlessly...
and always enjoying it!

So I am hoping to see it soon but maybe she and I could hide a personal get your posts up session in the roleplay thread or something to push her over and beyond...

Well heres hoping anyway

Da chef

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Do you realize that Buzz Aldrin is still pissed at Neil Armstrong because he came SECOND? The man walked on the friggin' moon. The MOON! And all he could think about for a few years there was how Neil got to be the first one out the door.

No, I am not going to bore everyone with my "Race" to 1000. I'll treat it like that giant asteroid that will one day destroy us all -- when it comes, it comes.

 

[Endlessly]

See, if I were him, I would not have been pissed that Neil got out first. I would be pissed off at my parents for naming me buzz.

Hey Chef.. Thanks, but I usually only post on this BB. There'd be too much for me to check if I started roving.

 

[CreamyLady]

Endlessly, his parents named him Edwin. Buzz was an improvement.

 

[Gaucho]

*shaking head and laughing* You crack me up, Never. Is there really a race going on to see who posts the second-most amount of posts on a porn BB?

It'll probably be Dixon.. He's ahead and I'm going to be offline next week, seeing as how I've got a family reunion to go to.

Anyone live in Colorado?

And that's an excuse because....?

DCL's been here a month longer than Endlessly but they're neck and neck on posts.

Family reunion or no, my money's on E!

 

[Endlessly]

*laughing* Yeah Gaucho, but I also left for three or four months while I tried to figure out if I was going to hel for liking porn.

EDWIN? Some people. See, did you know that 'Englebert Humperdink' changed his name TO that? I wonder what atrocity he was named before..

If I had been male, my name would have been scottish for 'son of the dark-haired stranger.'

MacDougal.

I would SO be in therapy right now..

 

[Gaucho]

*laughing* Yeah Gaucho, but I also left for three or four months while I tried to figure out if I was going to hel for liking porn.

EDWIN? Some people. See, did you know that 'Englebert Humperdink' changed his name TO that? I wonder what atrocity he was named before..

If I had been male, my name would have been scottish for 'son of the dark-haired stranger.'

MacDougal.

I would SO be in therapy right now..

I take it your father is fair haired?

And if you think you're going to hell for liking porn, you're already there.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You mean this is hell?

With the patron saint of porn here better not be I can tell you!

 

[Endlessly]

*L* Nope Gaucho, he's who I inherited my large bone structure, romanian-peasant eyebrows and pitch-black hair from. But if you check my birth certificate, my father is 'unknown.' My parents were no longer together when I was born, and they got back together for my sake. My father proposed to her on a regular basis for ten years before they got married.. I just came home one day in third grade, and poof.

 

[Gaucho]

*L* Nope Gaucho, he's who I inherited my large bone structure, romanian-peasant eyebrows and pitch-black hair from. But if you check my birth certificate, my father is 'unknown.' My parents were no longer together when I was born, and they got back together for my sake. My father proposed to her on a regular basis for ten years before they got married.. I just came home one day in third grade, and poof.

Jesus, E! I'm sorry. You know, I no sooner get my foot out of my mouth on the "Incest is Best" thread and here I'm cramming it back in. Maybe my designation should be changed to Idealist/Jerkoff.

Wait a minute. Large bone structure, romanian-peasant eyebrows, pitch-black hair? I may have solved the mystery. Has anyone seen a picture of Dixon lately?

btw - if you need therapy, the counselor is in.

 

[Endlessly]

*L* Why Gaucho baby, you say that as if my being born out of wedlock (yes, Flagg, I'm a little bastard )were a source of embarassment or sensitivity. My father trying to be hip 'embarasses' me. I'm 'sensitive' about my ass. I could honestly care less about my parentage.

Dixon is my father? But I've never even called him daddy..

 

[Gaucho]

*L* Why Gaucho baby, you say that as if my being born out of wedlock (yes, Flagg, I'm a little bastard )were a source of embarassment or sensitivity. My father trying to be hip 'embarasses' me. I'm 'sensitive' about my ass. I could honestly care less about my parentage.

Dixon is my father? But I've never even called him daddy..

But you've got such a lovely ass. Why would you be sensitive about it?

And as for your dad,I'm assuming he's a child of the sixties and we all know that they weren't much for doing things the old fashioned way - although you did say he proposed to your mom for 10 years so maybe he was trying to do the right thing....

And isn't Dixon a father figure to us all?

 

[Big Willie]

technically 'Buzz' was his nickname.......
i know i'm sad i have no life and my mind is full of useless junk but........i don't really care. No wait i do
Life sux
BW

 

[Enigma777]

EDWIN? Some people. See, did you know that 'Englebert Humperdink' changed his name TO that? I wonder what atrocity he was named before..

Engelbert Humperdinck -- Arnold Gerry Dorsey

Go figure.

 

[Endlessly]

Enigma baby, do I even -want- to know why or how you knew that?

 

[Enigma777]

Enigma baby, do I even -want- to know why or how you knew that?

Wish I could take the credit, but i found it at http://celebrityalmanac.com/real.shtml

Although, who could forget his rowsing rendition of... um... wait a minute... what the hell does he sing, anyway???

 

[Nicole]

Ummm ... Neither LOL.

What do I win Never???

 

[Roland Gilliad]

Actually laurel is the patron saint of porn and i prey to him every fortnight

 

[Nicole]

Actually laurel is the patron saint of porn and i prey to him every fortnight

Roland are you just pulling our legs here???

Laurel is very much female. And you would have to pray longer than that if you want anything.

 

[Roland Gilliad]

sorry typo. I prey to HER every night
(Yes i am pulling your leg and im trying to kiss up to the moderator

 

[Nicole]

First off please stop pulling my leg. Thank-you.

Why, Roland do you want to kiss up to Laurel??? She seems to like it better when people just leave her be.

Take some advise ... be yourself and have fun. Laurel will like you a hell of alot more .

 

[Roland Gilliad]

kay'

 

[Nicole]

There you go Roland, Now doesn't that feel better?

Now we just need to get you to breath and were half way there (LOL)