The question is not "Are you going to Hell?" but rather

Every time I take this test, I get a different result -- although I swear I'm answering in the same way each time. It's ranged from Level 2 to Level 8 ... and everywhere in between. :rolleyes:
 
ill be on level 7
the answer i get every time i take that fricken test
Lucifer has assured me a condo on the lake of lava. the only reason i believe him is that its written in blood on a lambskin tomb...we shall see..
 
Did this test years ago. I was a traitor (level 9, bottom floor) then, and I am a traitor now. :cool:


Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country?

Why would I give a flying fart about my country? If I don't believe in what it's doing, hell yes, I'll sell it out.
 
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Virtuous Non-Believer and Heretic here. My day is complete.
 
I've already been to the 9 levels of hell.

It's called Pittsburg.
 
level 7

but i used to be with the virtuous non-believers...suicidal thoughts and tendencies dropped me....:(
 
I can't go to hell... I'm on the Pope-Approved Seven Step Catholic Program For Guaranteeeeed Entrance into Heaven.

The choice between getting married or holy vows is a tough one... I think getting married, becoming a widower, and then taking holy vows is the only way I can cover all my bases.

So I have to find a woman likely to die before me... and that's a toughie!

Sincerely,
ElSol
 
I believe I was just relegated to the 10th Level of Hell. :cool:


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Apparantly, I am wrathful and gloomy and will be banished to the fifth level of hell, according to this test.

"Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx."

Jeez, I didn't think I was that evil . . . LMAO :devil:
 
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low
 
vella_ms said:
ill be on level 7
the answer i get every time i take that fricken test
Lucifer has assured me a condo on the lake of lava. the only reason i believe him is that its written in blood on a lambskin tomb...we shall see..
I knew we would be roomates. :rolleyes:
 
Second Level of Hell

This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. ~ You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


And how is this different from where I am right now? :confused:
 
Third Level of Hell

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In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws

:rolleyes:
 
LadyJeanne said:
Second Level of Hell

This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. ~ You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


And how is this different from where I am right now? :confused:

I think the 2nd level should just be call the Lit re-union place. Looks like there will be a lot of us there.
 
Samandiriel said:
I knew we would be roomates. :rolleyes:
awesome but there are rules to be followed and ill not stand for having your little imp friends eating my food.
that being said...
lets party!
 
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vella_ms said:
awesome but there are rules to be followed and ill not stand for having you little imp friends eating my food.
that being said...
lets party!
Done.....Can I put on my Cycle Sluts From Hell CD?
 
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