The Queen's Purse.

[ABSTRUSE]

As to not hijack the British political thread I've posted separate.
The question being:

What the hell is in the Queen's purse?

I'm sure we can eliminate condoms. Gum perhaps? Jane Asher's tips? A map of London? Pics of the grandkids? an iPOD? the possibilites are endless.

What do you think is in there?

~A~fan of her Maj Betty.

 

[Guest]

Her little black book.

 

[fifty5]

As to not hijack the British political thread I've posted separate.
The question being:

What the hell is in the Queen's purse?

I'm sure we can eliminate condoms. Gum perhaps? Jane Asher's tips? A map of London? Pics of the grandkids? an iPOD? the possibilites are endless.

What do you think is in there?

~A~fan of her Maj Betty.

She's gotta carry a nose-wipe...



f5

 

[Guest]

Phillip's spare set of falsies?

 

[Guest]

.....

 

[SummerMorning]

Plastique?

The latest action figures?

Maybe she's just paid by the int'l association of pursers and bursers to carry a purse, so more women buy them?

 

[Guest]

Nasal hair clippers?

 

[dirtylover]

smutty pictures of John Major and Edwina Curry...Ewwwwwwwwwww!

 

[Guest]

smutty pictures of John Major and Edwina Curry...Ewwwwwwwwwww!

Bahahahahahahaha!!!

YUK!

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Her own personal Darts...never know when you might pass a pub and be up for a game.

 

[Guest]

Tampons?

Something every woman has in her purse!

 

[Colleen Thomas]

A roll of Duct tape.

-Colly

 

[yui]

A .357 Magnum, maybe? Is it against the law for the Queen carry concealed?

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Every woman's basic "Nose Powdering Kit" I expect!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Old ticket stubs and some kind of hard candy that's lying at the bottom covered in lint.

 

[Guest]

A half bottle of brandy (I'm willing to bet my life on that one!).

 

[dirtylover]

http://funny.best-pictures.com/funny/pics/el10.jpg

poppers...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

http://funny.best-pictures.com/funny/pics/el10.jpg

poppers...

ROFPMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[yui]

Tampons?

Something every woman has in her purse!

Say, Lou, do you mean she is still ovulating?

 

[Guest]

Say, Lou, do you mean she is still ovulating?

Well, she is the Queen.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I thought she had her tubes tied because she didn't want anymore grandchildren?

 

[Guest]

I thought she had her tubes tied because she didn't want anymore grandchildren?

I'm discombobulated.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

As a result of the Queen’s official duties, her purse contains the following: one spritzer of Bianca, one full package of 5-day deodorant pads, a 12 ounce bottle of Pepto-Bismol, two regular packages of Imodium caplets, and a two-month supply of Beano anti-flatulence enzyme.

 

[mcfbridge]

The key to Phillip's chastity belt

 

[Carl East]

As a result of the Queen’s official duties, her purse contains the following: one spritzer of Bianca, one full package of 5-day deodorant pads, a 12 ounce bottle of Pepto-Bismol, two regular packages of Imodium caplets, and a two-month supply of Beano anti-flatulence enzyme.

You forgot her front door key. lol

Carl