The Purity Test

[gizmoo69]

http://www.puritytest.net/

I am 63.8% pure.

How about you guys? I'm particularly curious about our resident polygamist, Torg!

It takes a while I know, but I actually enjoyed takign the test.

 

[Torg]

http://www.puritytest.net/

I am 63.8% pure.

How about you guys? I'm particularly curious about our resident polygamist, Torg!

It takes a while I know, but I actually enjoyed takign the test.

On this test:

38.8%

I've scored as low as 31% on other tests. This one isn't particularly well-designed. Lots of repeated questions, lots of gaps.

 

[Imhotep]

60 % for me.

 

[Torg]

60 % for me.

I'm sorry dude.

 

[Imhotep]

Heh! I've tested better or worse depending on the test. Amusing though.

 

[Zingiber]

http://www.puritytest.net/

I am 63.8% pure.

How about you guys? I'm particularly curious about our resident polygamist, Torg!

It takes a while I know, but I actually enjoyed takign the test.

As you can read from the Sex Code in my signature, I refuse to participate in purity tests ("!P"), but you might be able to estimate a value based on the rest of the code.

-Z.

 

[gizmoo69]

This one isn't particularly well-designed. Lots of repeated questions, lots of gaps.

I thought that, but if you look carefully, one section repeats the questions of the previous section, except it you are supposed to answer the questions for if you had done it with someone of the opposite of your sexual persuasion (i.e. a man if you are a heterosexual male).

Nevertheless, 38% is impressive!

 

[gizmoo69]

but you might be able to estimate a value based on the rest of the code.

Man alive, I tried to decyper the whole of this thing before. A LOT of effort wnet into it for relatively little gain. Sorry

 

[Torg]

My 10 Favorite CHYOO Stories:
His Son's Friends
18 and I Like It

I'm pleased that you enjoy these. I'm pretty proud of the first, and I've had fun adopting the second.

 

[Dr. Tentakelliebe]

80% pure, huh? I was expecting it to be higher.

 

[Zingiber]

Man alive, I tried to decypher the whole of this thing before. A LOT of effort went into it for relatively little gain. Sorry

I just bought the author of the Code a present off his wish list, so at least he got some gain out of it. But unlike the Geek Code, there isn't an on-line translator I know about. So here it is:

-----BEGIN SEX CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 1.2
SPoSlMa/Bi/MaEr ~A40 W-:++ @H w h D++ E+ !P
ag++r+ Ag++r+ c++ C++ fg++r g++ i++ k++ m++ Ma+ n++< S+++ wa++
------END SEX CODE BLOCK------

S -- All Sex Codes start with S.
Po -- Polyamorous, inclined toward the possibility of multiple concurrent relationships.
Sl -- Slut. In terms of the sex code, romance or a committed relationship isn't a prerequisite for sex. Other scruples may apply.
Ma -- Married.
Bi -- Bisexual
MaEr -- Male, European ethnicity
~A40 -- age around 40.
W-:++ -- prefer partners slim to definitely plump
@H -- preferred height of partners varies
w -- I'm medium weight
h -- I'm medium height
D++ -- With my sex drive, I'd be happy to be doing it every other day.
E+ -- I'm fairly open to experimentation.
!P -- I refuse to participate in this Purity test thing.

Okay, close your eyes now if you don't want the grubby details...I'd 'rot13' this if it were common anymore, but I don't suspect it is. Instead I've colored it "Lemon Chiffon". Drag your mouse down from here over the text if you're actually curious.

ag++r+ -- I rather enjoy giving analingus and like receiving.
Ag++r+ -- I rather enjoy anal intercourse, especially giving but also like receiving.
c++ -- I rather enjoy giving cunnilingus.
C++ -- I rather enjoy cuddling.
fg++r -- I rather enjoy sucking on a penis, and I don't mind having mine sucked.
g++ -- I rather enjoy group sex.
i++ -- I rather enjoy intercourse, you know that penis in vagina kind of thing.
k++ -- I rather enjoy kissing.
m++ -- I rather enjoy mutual masturbation, alternately or simultaneously.
Ma+ -- I like massage in an erotic context.
n++< -- I used to do a good bit of netsex back in the day. Not so much now.
S+++ -- Safe sex is really important to me. It better be important to you too.
wa++ -- I rather enjoy it when I and others can see and hear each other while having sex, paying friendly attention to one another's pleasure.

As a guess, I imagine my Purity number might be somewhere near 35%-45%. If I participated in this sort of thing, you understand.

-Z

 

[gizmoo69]

I'm pleased that you enjoy these. I'm pretty proud of the first, and I've had fun adopting the second.

I seem to remember I've added to both of those stories, many moons ago...

They're both good stories, which is why I'm recommending them to anyone who will listen.

 

[sexy_mumma]

my got that was long

I got 0.8%

 

[gizmoo69]

my got that was long

I got 0.8%

Oh my god! You must have performed several illegal acts to get that filthy!

 

[Torg]

my got that was long

I got 0.8%

Or do you mean 80%?

 

[Torg]

Oh my god! You must have performed several illegal acts to get that filthy!

My score is much purer and includes acts in which the statute of limitations has expired.

 

[thesorrow07]

It shames me deeply to say this, but my score was 92.8%. Let the ridicule begin.

 

[Torg]

It shames me deeply to say this, but my score was 92.8%. Let the ridicule begin.

It just means you're vanilla. Nothing to be ashamed of. I'm pretty weird, and it took me until I was in my late forties to achieve my low score.

 

[thesorrow07]

Yeah, vanilla describes me. 84% is my new goal. Must get girl and bang her in church, graveyard, and back of moving semi truck. She should be Asian too. That might get me there.

 

[Torg]

Yeah, vanilla describes me. 84% is my new goal. Must get girl and bang her in church, graveyard, and back of moving semi truck. She should be Asian too. That might get me there.

And since you're doing all that to lower your purity score, that's worth a point.

 

[thesorrow07]

Heh. I suppose so. I've been looking for a good image for my avatar, but I can't find a pic of The Sorrow (from MGS3) anywhere.

 

[Torg]

Heh. I suppose so. I've been looking for a good image for my avatar, but I can't find a pic of The Sorrow (from MGS3) anywhere.

I always use Google Images for this. Try this link:

http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&q=MGS3+"the+sorrow"&btnG=Search+Images

 

[Gunde]

Does bumping this up above viagra-spam make me more or less pure?

 

[thesorrow07]

Does bumping this up above viagra-spam make me more or less pure?

Less baby, yeah!

 

[Gunde]

Less baby, yeah!

Oh noes, my anti-spam has provoked spam, again!