The provisional government of Paddy, Not Patty

[Quoll]

to the people of the New World.


Each and every year millions of Irish, Irish-ish and amateur alcoholics are needlessly distracted from their Holy Tradition of drinking themselves into a stupor in the name of Saint Patrick, a Roman Briton slave holding the dubious honour of bringing Christianity to an island that would use it as another convenient excuse to blatter the hell out of each other for centuries.

The source of this terrible distraction?

 

[Farrah]

to the people of the New World.


Each and every year millions of Irish, Irish-ish and amateur alcoholics are needlessly distracted from their Holy Tradition of drinking themselves into a stupor in the name of Saint Patrick, a Roman Briton slave holding the dubious honour of bringing Christianity to an island that would use it as another convenient excuse to blatter the hell out of each other for centuries.

The source of this terrible distraction?

Well, don't I feel like a git.

 

[Quoll]

I'll get you one.

 

[Farrah]

I'll get you one.

A Guinness?

 

[glynndah]

Well, don't I feel like a git.

I'll get you one.

A Guinness?

Could be a Guinness; could be a git or a Patty or a Paddy, though.

 

[Quoll]

Could be a Guinness; could be a git or a Patty or a Paddy, though.

I was talking git but none happened along, there's plenty out there though *shudders*.

 

[Farrah]

I was talking git but none happened along, there's plenty out there though *shudders*.

I definitely do not need another git. I have far too many now. *double shudder*

 

[glynndah]

I definitely do not need another git. I have far too many now. *double shudder*

Well, there goes my idea for your surprise!

 

[Farrah]

Well, there goes my idea for your surprise!

There's always Guinness.

 

[glynndah]

There's always Guinness.

Yeah, but I'd have to go to town to get Guinness. I can find plenty of gits just hanging out here.

 

[Farrah]

Yeah, but I'd have to go to town to get Guinness. I can find plenty of gits just hanging out here.

Okay. Let's just say that I don't need a surprise of any kind. Peace and quiet is all I require...

 

[glynndah]

Okay. Let's just say that I don't need a surprise of any kind. Peace and quiet is all I require...

Ah. Okay. Then I'll definitely have to rethink that git idea. Most of them I've know weren't the "peace and quiet" sort.