The Profound Meaning of the word "Fuck"

[AriaSilverfyre]

Perhaps one of the most interesting and most colorful words in the English language today is the word "Fuck." It is the one magical word which, just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. The language "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive, (John Fucked Mary), and intransitive, (John fucked). It can be used as an active verb (John really gives a fuck),
or a passive verb, (John was fucked by Mary); or as an adverb, (Mary is fucking interested in John), and a noun, (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful).

As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "fuck." Besides it's sexual connotiations, this incredible word can be used to descrive many situations:

Greetings.....................................How the fuck are you?
Fraud...........................................I got fucked by the car dealer.
Dismay........................................Oh, fuck it.
Trouble.........................................Well, I guess I'm fucked now.
Aggression...................................Fuck You!!
Disgust........................................Fuck Me!
Confusion.....................................What the fuck?
Difficulty.......................................I don't understand this fucking buisness.
Despair........................................Fucked again
Incompetence................................He fucks up everything.
Displeasure....................................What the fuck is going on here?!
Lost..............................................Where the fuck are we?
Disbelief........................................Unfuckingbelievable
Retaliation......................................Up your fucking ass!
More uses!!
It can be used as an anatomical description.."He's a fucking asshole!"
It can be used to tell time.............................."It's five fucking thirty"
It can be used in buisness........................."How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be used meternally............................."You motherfucker"
It can be used politically.............................."Fuck Dan Quyale"

And never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them fucking Indians come from?" Also, the famous last words of Hiroshima:"What the fuck was that?" Ajnd last but not least, the immortal words of the captian of the Titanic:"Where is all this fucking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the creative uses of the word! How could anyone be offended when you say "fuck?" Use it frequently in you daily speech; it will add to your prestige.

 

[Lost Cause]

Fuck that!....

Good fucking list, about fuckin' covers every fucking situational use of the word, "fuck!" How the fuck can I top that? Fuck! I don't get no fucking respect on this fucking Lit motherfucker!

*Have a good fucking one!

 

[#1tankcomander]

Re: Fuck that!....

Good fucking list, about fuckin' covers every fucking situational use of the word, "fuck!" How the fuck can I top that? Fuck! I don't get no fucking respect on this fucking Lit motherfucker!

*Have a good fucking one!

LC you take the fucking cake! Next thing you'll know is that your parachute wont' fucking open. OH FUCK! Such fuckin' luck!

You have MY fucking respect!

Have a nice fucking day!

LMFAO in fucking Texas!

 

[Lost Cause]

Fuckin-A #1 TC.....

Maybe we'll meet somewhere in the fucking middle east, I'm fuckin' still try to fuckin' clear my paperwork for de fucking 'guard! Can't fucking find my discharge fucking papers, what de fuck?
Found something that'll fucking make your fucking dick shrivel the fuck up!

Reuters) - Three enormous U.S.-military owned cargo ships capable of carrying tanks have left U.S. shores in recent days, a U.S. navy official said on Monday, amid mounting evidence Washington is building up firepower to attack Iraq. The latest deployment comes as the aircraft carrier battle group the USS Constellation set sail for the Gulf from San Diego, California this past weekend. The cargo vessels, the USNS Bellatrix, the USNS Bob Hope and the USNS Fisher, just short of the length of aircraft carriers themselves, are some of the largest transport ships in the U.S. military's inventory.

*FUCK!!!

 

[#1tankcomander]

Re: Fuckin-A #1 TC.....

Maybe we'll meet somewhere in the fucking middle east, I'm fuckin' still try to fuckin' clear my paperwork for de fucking 'guard! Can't fucking find my discharge fucking papers, what de fuck?
Found something that'll fucking make your fucking dick shrivel the fuck up!

Reuters) - Three enormous U.S.-military owned cargo ships capable of carrying tanks have left U.S. shores in recent days, a U.S. navy official said on Monday, amid mounting evidence Washington is building up firepower to attack Iraq. The latest deployment comes as the aircraft carrier battle group the USS Constellation set sail for the Gulf from San Diego, California this past weekend. The cargo vessels, the USNS Bellatrix, the USNS Bob Hope and the USNS Fisher, just short of the length of aircraft carriers themselves, are some of the largest transport ships in the U.S. military's inventory.

*FUCK!!!

Well fuckin A LC! Maybe you, me and vinny can hook up and build fucking sand castles! Find those fucking papers! Damn it boy!

 

[J.B.]

Disgust.........Fuck Me!

I use this one.... You get a lot of funny looks if you say it in public.

 

[AriaSilverfyre]

oh fuck.. I created yet another short lived thread....

 

[#1tankcomander]

Re: Disgust.........Fuck Me!

I use this one.... You get a lot of funny looks if you say it in public.

all I need is the time and place and your wish is my command!

 

[Rooster]

FUCK= Fornication Under the Consent of the King