The Problem With my Lawn Mower Story

[KarlC]

Last summer I remember hitting a tree stump while mowing my lawn.

It caused the riding lawnmower to suddenly stop.

I examined the mower and found the blade was bent about a half inch lower on one side.

The blade was new, so I decided to keep it.

It doesn't matter if one side is lower than the other by a half inch.

Anyway, I mowed my lawn today for the first time and hit the same tree stump.

It caused the riding lawnmower to suddenly stop.

I drove it into my garage and checked the blade clearance.

To my amazement, it was the same on both sides.

I guess that I am a pretty lucky guy.

 

[WeedSmoke420]

bring tony back..

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

Last summer I remember hitting a tree stump while mowing my lawn.

It caused the riding lawnmower to suddenly stop.

I examined the mower and found the blade was bent about a half inch lower on one side.

The blade was new, so I decided to keep it.

It doesn't matter if one side is lower than the other by a half inch.

Anyway, I mowed my lawn today for the first time and hit the same tree stump.

It caused the riding lawnmower to suddenly stop.

I drove it into my garage and checked the blade clearance.

To my amazement, it was the same on both sides.

I guess that I am a pretty lucky guy.

balance is essential

 

[AuntNelda]

Why don't you take an axe and get to root of the problem?

 

[AuntNelda]

Here's Johnny!

 

[KarlC]

Get out of my way!

You people are a bunch of freaks!

The next time, I am just going run you over!

 

[KingOrfeo]

For Lit purposes, the problem with your lawnmower story is that only a very unusual sort of person would want to masturbate to it.