The problem with Muffin being nekkid in front of the pope is a big fucking ordeal.

[Starfish]

How am I supposed to feel comfortable giving her a tongue bath in front of that shriveled up saggy ol' sack of piety without being declared a heretic?


Oh, wait. Never you mind. I'm not Catholic.

 

[Starfish]

Well, that was the wrong button.


That's okay, you can all flick on my button now.

 

[Guest]

I think I'm going to be mildly ill.


Can we do the tongue bath thing in front of someone alive?


-Muffie

 

[Olivianna]

Tongue bath? Is that in common usage? I thought it was something special between me and my snugglebear.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I think I'm going to be mildly ill.


Can we do the tongue bath thing in front of someone alive?


-Muffie

See? Slut! Thinking about tongue baths with other women, no matter the circumstance brands you evil, simply E V I L I say!

 

[Starfish]

Tongue bath? Is that in common usage? I thought it was something special between me and my snugglebear.

Snugglebear and yourself are unoriginal, but appearantly having lots of fun, so who fucking cares!?!





Muff, Chief Moose will do, right?


...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Guest]

Well, if you really wanna lick Chief Moose....



I'm a one woman woman, anyway.

-Muff

 

[Starfish]

That's okay. I'd break your heart or something and you'd kill me.


It would be bad.


Oh, moose? NO! Ack. Time to die now.


Oh, and btw, it is kind of nostalgic having you as unregistered muff, because now when I come to my thread here, I feel like I'll be opening it up to see...

"Fuck off and die starfish. Love, your troll."

I miss the good ole days.

 

[Guest]

"Fuck off and die starfish, love your troll."


I know it's not the same when it's uttered without feeling, but I want you to be happy.


-Muffie

 

[Starfish]

You complete me.

 

[curious2c]

NOMB, but where do I apply for this pope job anyway?

 

[Starfish]

Curious,
Look, Your business is to get on your knees and eat our aching twats, not try and get all religious on us.

Down I say!

 

[curious2c]

COOL even better. I just knew this would be a job in heaven for me.

 

[Starfish]

Just don't make me call you John Pauly.

Ich.

 

[curious2c]

You may call me anything you want while I am busy licking and worshiping you.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Well, if you really wanna lick Chief Moose....



I'm a one woman woman, anyway.

-Muff

Hey! Don't blame a girl just 'cause she's curious if he speaks in monotone all the time. It's just an experiment after all.

 

[Starfish]

There is that religious overtone crap again.

There will be no worshiping.

Only spanking, prodding, licking, sucking, dillydaddling, romping, frolicking, nibbling, pressing, dripping hot wax, dick knitting, and so forth...

 

[curious2c]

Okay...worshipping is out. licking, stroking, sucking, lapping,prodding , nibling, pressing, dribbling, thrusting, got it... Oh this is going to be great!

 

[SaucyWench]

There is that religious overtone crap again.

There will be no worshiping.

Only spanking, prodding, licking, sucking, dillydaddling, romping, frolicking, nibbling, pressing, dripping hot wax, dick knitting, and so forth...

Can you teach me how to dick knit, fishy?

SW

 

[Starfish]

I will Saucy. I will.


Good to see you round these parts, doll.

 

[TN_Vixen]

There is that religious overtone crap again.

There will be no worshiping.

Only spanking, prodding, licking, sucking, dillydaddling, romping, frolicking, nibbling, pressing, dripping hot wax, dick knitting, and so forth...

whew! Let me pray now for my depths of degredation. Or not.. *shrug* It's all relative.

 

[SaucyWench]

I will Saucy. I will.


Good to see you round these parts, doll.

Oh, thank you! However shall I repay you? The depth of your knowledge is endless!

 

[curious2c]

Uh starfish, am I supposed to please these ladies too? I need some guidance here...I am just a simple man after all.