The Prisoners Dilemma

Ishmael

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The Prisoners Dilemma

“You have been captured as an enemy combatant and are now being held by the US military. Do you understand?”

The ‘prisoner’ nods his head “Yes.”

“Very well, we have a few forms to fill out here. We’ll begin with some basic information. Your name please.”

“Babba bin Idris il Kadir, the Shango of Saaq’s.”

“A little slower please.”

“Bab-ba bin Id-ris il Ka-dir, the Shan-go of Saaq’s.”

“Is ‘il’ with one ‘L’ or two?”

“One” Muttering ‘Kafir’ under his breath.

“Thank you. Is ‘sacks’ spelled with a ‘c’?”

“No, it’s spelled ‘es’ ‘a’ ‘a’ ‘que’ ‘es’”

“Ahhhhhhhh, thank you.”

“Think nothing of it.”

“You are from?”

“Idris.”

“Of course, I should have caught that. And that’s in the state of Kadir?”

“Of course.”

“And the ‘Shango’ title?”

“I made it up.”

“Of course. Now I have a few questions for you?”

The prisoner squirms in his chair a little and then nods his head in assent.

“I’m going to ask you a list of things we might do to you. If you consider any of the actions I’m about to list either torture or demeaning let me know. Do you understand?”

“Yes, I understand.”

“In the interests of time just indicate those things you wouldn’t consider to be torture or demeaning. Understand?”

“Yes, I understand.” Under the breath, “Kafir.”

“Sleep deprivation?
Loud Rap Music?

(Fill in a whole mess of activities here. Imagination counts.)

Make you wear women’s panties.”

“OK”

“I beg your pardon?”

“OK, that’s not torture.”

“Very well. Wearing a woman’s bra?”

“OK”

“Check. Having a menstruating woman defile your face while you’re wearing a bra and panties?”

“OK”

“Well that’s the end of the list. What we have here is that we can dress you in women’s bra’s and panties while Starfishy sits on your face during her menstrual cycle. Do I have that right?”

“Yes, that’s acceptable to me.”

“Great, sign here.”

OK Corporal, bring in the next detainee.

Ishmael
 
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Escuze me, most honorable captor, but may I request Pinkstarfishy? While at home on my sons computer I see picture thread. I may tell much. :D
 
DevilishTexan said:
Escuze me, most honorable captor, but may I request Pinkstarfishy? While at home on my sons computer I see picture thread. I may tell much. :D

As long as you don't consider it torture or demeaning. And sign the proper forms.

Ishmael
 
kbate said:
*shakes head*

*exhales with extreme exasperation*

Well, you weren't around to edit the damn thing. If you want to bitch, do it before the fact. :p

Ishmael
 
Damn, I thought this was gonna be about game theory.

If I was Babba, I would've said everything except Swedish massage was demeaning and abusive. I'd be quite the trickster.
 
Ishmael said:
Well, you weren't around to edit the damn thing. If you want to bitch, do it before the fact. :p

Ishmael

No, No, that isn't it. The prisoner should have called the interrogator "infidel.' that would have made it perfect.
 
Oliver Clozoff said:
Damn, I thought this was gonna be about game theory.

If I was Babba, I would've said everything except Swedish massage was demeaning and abusive. I'd be quite the trickster.

Just another installment of Joel Chandler Gray.

Ishmael
 
Ishmael said:
The Prisoners Dilemma

“You have been captured as an enemy combatant and are now being held by the US military. Do you understand?”

The ‘prisoner’ nods his head “Yes.”

“Very well, we have a few forms to fill out here. We’ll begin with some basic information. Your name please.”

“Babba bin Idris il Kadir, the Shango of Saaq’s.”

“A little slower please.”

“Bab-ba bin Id-ris il Ka-dir, the Shan-go of Saaq’s.”

“Is ‘il’ with one ‘L’ or two?”

“One” Muttering ‘Kafir’ under his breath.

“Thank you. Is ‘sacks’ spelled with a ‘c’?”

“No, it’s spelled ‘es’ ‘a’ ‘a’ ‘que’ ‘es’”

“Ahhhhhhhh, thank you.”

“Think nothing of it.”

“You are from?”

“Idris.”

“Of course, I should have caught that. And that’s in the state of Kadir?”

“Of course.”

“And the ‘Shango’ title?”

“I made it up.”

“Of course. Now I have a few questions for you?”

The prisoner squirms in his chair a little and then nods his head in assent.

“I’m going to ask you a list of things we might do to you. If you consider any of the actions I’m about to list either torture or demeaning let me know. Do you understand?”

“Yes, I understand.”

“In the interests of time just indicate those things you wouldn’t consider to be torture or demeaning. Understand?”

“Yes, I understand.” Under the breath, “Kafir.”

“Sleep deprivation?
Loud Rap Music?

(Fill in a whole mess of activities here. Imagination counts.)

Make you wear women’s panties.”

“OK”

“I beg your pardon?”

“OK, that’s not torture.”

“Very well. Wearing a woman’s bra?”

“OK”

“Check. Having a menstruating woman defile your face while you’re wearing a bra and panties?”

“OK”

“Well that’s the end of the list. What we have here is that we can dress you in women’s bra’s and panties while Starfishy sits on your face during her menstrual cycle. Do I have that right?”

“Yes, that’s acceptable to me.”

“Great, sign here.”

OK Corporal, bring in the next detainee.

Ishmael



Nice spoof.

Reminds me of those lovely home movies from the Viet Cong showing all those American servicemen telling you all how wonderful it was on the coast at this time of the year in a Communist Dictatorship and how mean the USA was being.

They must have done the same peperwork too. ;)
 
kbate said:
No, No, that isn't it. The prisoner should have called the interrogator "infidel.' that would have made it perfect.

See what I mean? Damn.

Ishmael

PS.
Kafir (or kāfir; plural Kuffar, kuffār) is an Arabic word meaning "denier" or "concealer." In a religious context it means a non-Muslim, and it is often used to mean "unbeliever" or "infidel". The noun kufr means "not believing in God" or "blasphemy, atheism." In Fiqh, the term amounts to the equivalent of Christian excommunication. The verb, "to declare someone a kafir" is takfir. For example, the novelist Salman Rushdie was declared a kafir in the Fatwa of Ayatollah Khomeini.
 
Yo. In prison, banana pudding was by far the best dessert. That's why all the prison gangs declared Wednesdays to be the day of peace and restraint. The banana pudding was that good.
 
Sukit_beatch! said:
Yo. In prison, banana pudding was by far the best dessert. That's why all the prison gangs declared Wednesdays to be the day of peace and restraint. The banana pudding was that good.

No one in your prison was demeaned by bannana pudding? Were you in a woman's prison?

Ishmael
 
i thought this was going to be about that game with the prisoners locked up and the trust and the dilemma.

i don't like your bait and switches! :mad:
 
bg23 said:
i thought this was going to be about that game with the prisoners locked up and the trust and the dilemma.

i don't like your bait and switches! :mad:

Divorced women are often bitter. Some get over it.

Ishmael
 
What is your name?

Achmed.

Why are you trying to kill Americans?

I wasn't. I was just going out for a falafel. I love Americans.

Oh, sorry. We'll get this straightened out. Might take about three and a half years. That's not a problem is it?

What?!? Three and a half years!?! I want a lawyer.

Shut up, towel head.

Towel head? Why are you doing this to me? I've done nothing.

Yeah, but you are just the type that might.

But, but...

Get the electrodes, Billy.

Grrrr Fucking Americans.
 
Ishmael said:
See what I mean? Damn.

Ishmael


Yet it is not the proper word to achieve maximum impact....we'll call it a foul tip and let you take another swing.. (I'm watching baseball btw)...
 
Ishmael said:
Divorced women are often bitter. Some get over it.

Ishmael

i fancy being a bitter angry divorcee. that idea appeals. i shall hate men and imbue my children with my man-hating qualities.
 
kbate said:
Yet it is not the proper word to achieve maximum impact....we'll call it a foul tip and let you take another swing.. (I'm watching baseball btw)...

Good for you. Enjoy yourself while I'm down here holding batting practice for the wannabe's.

Spoiled brat.

Ishmael
 
bg23 said:
i fancy being a bitter angry divorcee. that idea appeals. i shall hate men and imbue my children with my man-hating qualities.

There is merit in following the crowd. Lots of 'support groups.'

Ishamel
 
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