The Press Conference

[KindaKinky]

The Idea:

A young hollywood actor, tired of all of the rumors concerning his sexuality and the validity of his marriage to his hot starlet wife, holds a press conference in a hotel room where he invites the papparazzi to watch him have sex with his wife.

 

[sirhugs]

The Idea:

A young hollywood actor, tired of all of the rumors concerning his sexuality and the validity of his marriage to his hot starlet wife, holds a press conference in a hotel room where he invites the papparazzi to watch him have sex with his wife.

but won't the press notice when the stunt double takes over?

 

[snooper]

but won't the press notice when the stunt double takes over?

Stunt doubles are for dangerous things. The correct term for this substitution is "body double".

 

[sirhugs]

Stunt doubles are for dangerous things. The correct term for this substitution is "body double".

but the sex could be a dangerous climb involving great high mounds

( I was playing off the term "stunt cock")

 

[Texguy84]

Stunt doubles are for dangerous things. The correct term for this substitution is "body double".

The stunt double could always put it in the girl's ass then call her by her sister's name. I understand that's mighty dangerous.

 

[sirhugs]

The stunt double could always put it in the girl's ass then call her by her sister's name. I understand that's mighty dangerous.

in these circumstances, it might be worse if he called out "Brucie!"

 

[KindaKinky]

but won't the press notice when the stunt double takes over?

No stunt double here. He wants them to watch them fuck and suck and the whole bit. And take pictures. Arousal, penetration, coition, climax. He wants to let them know that he knows how to fuck his wife.

 

[FTW666]

It would be more realistic if a video of the couple doing it was released.

 

[sirhugs]

It would be more realistic if a video of the couple doing it was released.

but a video can be faked.

 

[KindaKinky]

but a video can be faked.

That's why he wants to do it live. So the press can take actual pictures.

Of course one wonders how quickly SNL or MADtv would parody the whole shebang.

 

[sirhugs]

That's why he wants to do it live. So the press can take actual pictures.

Of course one wonders how quickly SNL or MADtv would parody the whole shebang.

with Tina Fey? sign me up!

 

[KindaKinky]

It would probably be Fred Armisen and Amy Poehler.

Tina has standards.

 

[sirhugs]

It would probably be Fred Armisen and Amy Poehler.

Tina has standards.

Tina could play the guy?

 

[KindaKinky]

It could be Poehler and Arnett, her husband from Arrested Development.
He could be guest hosting and that would take satire to a whole different level.