The Potty-Mouthed Boy

Xelebes

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As opposed to the potty-Mouthed Man.

That is, a thread devoted to the distasteful language used to talk in dour times frustration, over a solemn beer. For the submissive men. No girlfriends around or anything. Like that hair-colouring... for men. Or something.



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So let's get it started.



Crop-eyed - The look exuded by a deperate man in search of a crop-yielding female, usually going up to any potential female and being a bit too upfront about it. E.g.. "You are so crop-eyed, get your head out of the clouds!"

Gunt-jumping - To actively pursue women in hopes of being able to muff-dive on them. Usually in times when there is a lack of dommes around and so you're just wanting the little things like eating pussy. E.g. So you went out jumpin' for some gunt lasy night?

Hydrant-ramming - Metaphorical "up your ass", usually handed out to mdoms trying to push msubs around. E.g. "How about I stretch the limits of your sphincter by ramming a fire hydrant up it?"

Mutt - Male variant of whore. E.g. "You're such a mutt, you following that girl thinking you gonna get it but she's gonna fall for you."


There, a word to start us off. Now, let's add to the list.
 
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Places a fresh bar of Ivory soap upon the bar, a few complimentary bottles of Hair Color For Men, and a box of size L .. latex gloves. Exits .
 
Aesthetic reasons

Crop-eyed - usually used to describe an uncollared sub, currently looking for a Domme, who thinks that every women he sees is either Dominant, or potentially Dominant. Also used to describe a desperate submissive.
EG. "You are so Crop-eyed, get your head out of the clouds!"
 
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Aeroil said:
Crop-eyed - usually used to describe an uncollared sub, currently looking for a Domme, who thinks that every women he sees is either Dominant, or potentially Dominant. Also used to describe a desperate submissive.
EG. "You are so Crop-eyed, get your head out of the clouds!"

Not as potty-mouthed as I would like but it will do for now.
 
Domina' tricks -- Telling your sub you're tying her up for sex, then tickling her for hours.
 
Xelebes said:
Not as potty-mouthed as I would like but it will do for now.
yeah I know, but it was all I Could think of, and it's insulting at least :p
 
jasonlf said:
Domina' tricks -- Telling your sub you're tying her up for sex, then tickling her for hours.
*SCOWLS at Jase*
Make your own thread for Male Dom things, Xelebes stated that:
Xelebes said:
For the submissive men.
 
Aeroil said:
yeah I know, but it was all I Could think of, and it's insulting at least :p

I would have tried going for "lip-locked" or "hickey-hooker" but crop-eyed sounds ok.
 
Aeroil said:
*SCOWLS at Jase*
Make your own thread for Male Dom things, Xelebes stated that:

I'm invading your space, and streching your limits.

Aren't you subbie types supposed to enjoy that, deep down?

Oh well, even if not, I don't care :p
 
jasonlf said:
I'm invading your space, and streching your limits.

Aren't you subbie types supposed to enjoy that, deep down?

Oh well, even if not, I don't care :p
How about I stretch the limits of your sphincter by ramming a fire hydrant up it? *sweet smile* :)



(That potty-mouthed enough?)
 
*droppin by*

to take notes

(not that I deal with submissive men on a daily but these things are good to know in case I give up my grrls)
 
Luna_Wolf72 said:
to take notes

(not that I deal with submissive men on a daily but these things are good to know in case I give up my grrls)


I love the way you talk Luna.
 
Aeroil said:
How about I stretch the limits of your sphincter by ramming a fire hydrant up it? *sweet smile* :)



(That potty-mouthed enough?)

Good enough. ;)
 
Mlut

A male submissive who will bottom for anyone, usually huge painsluts with virtually no hard limits. Being collared automatically disqualifies someone from being a Mlut.
 
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