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Ravenloft

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"Was it good for you?"
 
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Was it good for me?
 
I don't mind watching though... Call your girlfriend over...

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Im TRYING!

...The little guy just has stage fright...

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*OW!*
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*Sob*
 
I know! Juspar! Give me a hand!
*Catching him before he can bolt*
Hahah! Not so fast!
Okay, now give me a hand...

You go that way >
And I'll go this way... <
Ready? GO!

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Ow...
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Owie...
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OUCH! ...No, don't let go...
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Oh my fucking god that hurts...
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FUCK! OW! SHIT PISS! ...NO! Don't let go! No matter what you do!
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Owwwww.... *Whimpering* If you let go... It would be bad...
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Mommy... Just trust me... Don't let go...
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You're letting go? NOOOOOOOOO! *Ssssssnap!*

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*Looking down* NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!!!
 
Oh sure! Go on! Just leave me like this!

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Now how am I supposed to get chicks?
 
Oh my fucking God


That was too fucking funny

I don't think I've ever laughed that mush at ANYTHING on--line

Although - it may be the whiskey talking
 
No WONDER you were so easy to take down...

Now...

Y

How are WE going to fix this?

I mean... You DID have a hand in it after all...

*Raising an eyebrow*
 
Juspar Emvan said:
Although - it may be the whiskey talking
Yep, I think it must be the fumes from the whiskey, I can't see anything that funny :rolleyes:

*sorry Ravenloft* :)
 
I was thinking more of helping you like this . . .

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Its funny, you're just one of those horrible things... I think they're called women, right? Women, they just don't grasp it...

Get it?

Grasp it?

Seeing their blank stares...

SEE!

*Lamenting my fate*

Oh where oh where is Doctor Insanus when you need him...

He has a device for every situation... Surely he has one for this too!
 
I suppose something like what the dentist uses to pick your teeth with, mught hook that back out for you?
 
Fuck J, you've got me damn near pissing myself here. You are one clever (and highly fucked up) individual.
 
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