The Pope will retire tomorrow. How are you going to celebrate?

[islandman]

Me, I might have an extra cup of coffee in the morning.

Maybe throw in a shrug.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I don't know if it's worth an extra cup of coffee, but I'm definitely down for a good shrug.

I might get a pizza later and see if I can't play Father Guido Sarducci's game: "Find the Pope in the Pizza."

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

There was a headline on the BBC magazine homepage about it and it said something like "The Ring Gets Smashed". Was I the only one thinking "Oh yeah...?!"

 

[Adre]

I'll have a gimlet or two. Wait, I do that every day.

 

[cleaver]

we're having a special seder
and we're hiding our oldest male children...

 

[mercury14]

Is an ex-pope still infallible?

 

[Saint Peter]

I am going to fondle a priest and then fuck him up the ass.


New pope.
New rules.

 

[islandman]

I am going to fondle a priest and then fuck him up the ass.


New pope.
New rules.

I don't think that's a new rule.

 

[Saint Peter]

I don't think that's a new rule.

Forgive me, Father.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Sexy party with Catholic sluts!

 

[dutchrain]

Two shrugs.

No fondling of a priest, no pizza, no seder, no hiding of kids.

 

[islandman]

Forgive me, Father.

You dirty rat.

 

[bluemuse]

Eat some stale bread and drink sour wine.

 

[Aphro]

My understanding is, he will still get to wear white.

Honestly, I don't think anyone in Vatican city should be wearing white. None of them are pure enough.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Excommunicate his pedo ass!

I'm going to be hearing his confession. I'll probably deny him absolution.

 

[sigh]

My understanding is, he will still get to wear white.

Honestly, I don't think anyone in Vatican city should be wearing white. None of them are pure enough.

He has to give up the red shoes, though.

Wonder how many pairs he has. Is his closet full of them?

I was wondering if I could pick up a pair cheap, but after seeing them, they're kinda blah.

 

[Byron In Exile]

He has to give up the red shoes, though.

Wonder how many pairs he has. Is his closet full of them?

I was wondering if I could pick up a pair cheap, but after seeing them, they're kinda blah.

If you click the heels together three times they take you to Kansas.

They just didn't want him to escape the Vatican.

 

[pointless]

maybe i'll watch mother superior again. lesbian nuns. what's not to like? well, maybe the one with the fake tits, but she's still fairly awesome even with two over inflated mini-basketballs tucked under her skin.

 

[oggbashan]

Will the next Pope be an improvement?

Unless the new one can sort out the mess at the Vatican, I can't see any reason to celebrate. Since those electing the new Pope are mainly those who elected the retiring Pope, I am not holding my breath for a wind of change.

 

[Wrong Element]

The same way I celebrate all Catholic milestones: sex outside of marriage.

 

[MNGuy]

I would like to tie up and fuck the shit out of the slender Catholic neighbor.

 

[hogjack]

I would like to tie up and fuck the shit out of the slender Catholic neighbor.

Does the saucy neighbor have a resemblance to Pope Benedict XVI?

 

[Euphonic]

They're just going to assign another old goat long in the tooth with the same narrow minded ideologies.

Oh, and they'll still play hide the pedophile amongst the unknowing congregations.

Since their schools always had a penchant for caning their students, maybe they should all get a whack.

:caning:

 

[neci]

Is an ex-pope still infallible?

no. god takes that away from him.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I'll say my rosary with anal beads and then I wil make an act of perfect contrition.