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Stella_Omega
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YOu can keep it up well into teenagerhood, if you want-
My daughter's friend told her he was scared of her mom. He said "She looks like a pirate" DD said "She is a pirate"
He said "Oh, that's okay, then"
Last night, my son's friends were watching me photoshop my av- and discussing how the beard should be shaped. I ofered to switch their genders, but they all declined
My daughter's friend told her he was scared of her mom. He said "She looks like a pirate" DD said "She is a pirate"
He said "Oh, that's okay, then"
Last night, my son's friends were watching me photoshop my av- and discussing how the beard should be shaped. I ofered to switch their genders, but they all declined
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Chickens.Stella_Omega said:YOu can keep it up well into teenagerhood, if you want-
My daughter's friend told her he was scared of her mom. He said "She looks like a pirate" DD said "She is a pirate"
He said "Oh, that's okay, then"
Last night, my son's friends were watching me photoshop my av- and discussing how the beard should be shaped. I ofered to switch their genders, but they all declined
My kids know better than to mess with me too much, because i'm a knight! (Or so they say. i'm far from it, but still... the whole armor/sword thing is close enough.) And a princess! (Again, just on the way) And i play with sharp pointy things! (Working on getting into rapier)
And i hang out with pirates! (Or at least an entire crew who have researched piracy and reenact as well as possible)
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Stella_Omega said:YOu can keep it up well into teenagerhood, if you want-
My daughter's friend told her he was scared of her mom. He said "She looks like a pirate" DD said "She is a pirate"
He said "Oh, that's okay, then"
Last night, my son's friends were watching me photoshop my av- and discussing how the beard should be shaped. I ofered to switch their genders, but they all declined
Oh, I know, I promise. My oldest just turned 25, next oldest is almost 17, and I still scare the shit outta them every once in awhile.
I overheard my son (middle child) explaining to a friend of his on the phone one day why he couldn't participate in some scheme or another they'd come up with:
"You don't know my mom, dude. She's scary."
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cloudy said:Oh, I know, I promise. My oldest just turned 25, next oldest is almost 17, and I still scare the shit outta them every once in awhile.
I overheard my son (middle child) explaining to a friend of his on the phone one day why he couldn't participate in some scheme or another they'd come up with:
"You don't know my mom, dude. She's scary."
You are scary....
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The_Fool said:I do jest. You haven't fooled me yet. And I just tell you that you are scary to stroke you ego. You are a pussy cat....
most times, yes.
Of course, all you have to do to make me purrrrrr is write one of those poems you create so effortlessly.
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let's start another thread for this fascinating topic...entitled said:
I've bottomed for knife play, dear sharp-things-wielder
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cloudy said:most times, yes.
Of course, all you have to do to make me purrrrrr is write one of those poems you create so effortlessly.
Thanks baby....but they would be better if I were to exert a little effort....
When I think of a woman purr, I think of the sound a woman makes when you start to work over her shoulders during a massage. I need to figure out how to capture that sound in words. Sounds so close to ecstasy.....
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The_Fool said:I do jest. You haven't fooled me yet. And I just tell you that you are scary to stroke you ego. You are a pussy cat....
No, she's scary. Really.
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I know what you mean. I tried too- and gave up, since nothing written can quite convey all the complexity of information and emotional content. Now I just tell, I don't try to show- seems to be okay.The_Fool said:Thanks baby....but they would be better if I were to exert a little effort....
When I think of a woman purr, I think of the sound a woman makes when you start to work over her shoulders during a massage. I need to figure out how to capture that sound in words. Sounds so close to ecstasy.....
I think, that's why you see the "OOOOHHHH GODDDDD I'MMMM CUUUMMMMIIINNNGGGG!" lines that are the hallmark of bad writing- it IS heartfelt, at least. I hope so, anyways!
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LOLOL
I don't have any kids of my own to scare, (long story.) So I have to make do with the neighborhood hoods or my nieces and nephews.
For some strange reason my house is the only one in the neighborhood, (without an armed guard out front like the highrises nearby,) that has not been broken into or vandalised.
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I don't have any kids of my own to scare, (long story.) So I have to make do with the neighborhood hoods or my nieces and nephews.
For some strange reason my house is the only one in the neighborhood, (without an armed guard out front like the highrises nearby,) that has not been broken into or vandalised.
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