The Playgrounders Vending Machine

[kiten69]

The vending machine that will give you anything. . .here's how it's done. One person puts something in, the next person tells them what they get from the "vending machine" and puts something of their own in. . .and so on.

Example:

Person A: I put in my old music CD collection. . .

Person B: And you get back an iPod.

Have fun!!!



I'll start it off. . .

I put in my old fuzzy house slippers. . .

 

[lovemonster]

I'll start it off. . .

I put in my old fuzzy house slippers. . .

...And you get back a pair of Jimmy Choos.

I put in my decrepit old computer...

 

[kiten69]

...And you get back a pair of Jimmy Choos.

I put in my decrepit old computer...

And get back a Apple MacBook Air.
http://technotricks.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/apple-macbook-pro.jpg

I put in my broken digital camera.

 

[lovemonster]

And get back a Apple MacBook Air.
http://technotricks.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/apple-macbook-pro.jpg

I put in my broken digital camera.

And get back a personal photographer who will follow you everywhere and record everything for you, including making prints and framing them.

I put in my dodgy frozen TV dinner meal....

 

[RyanBlack]

And get back a personal photographer who will follow you everywhere and record everything for you, including making prints and framing them.

I put in my dodgy frozen TV dinner meal....

And get back Roast Lamb chops with a mint garlic and tri color peppercorn marinade, Roasted Fingerling potatoes Fresh baby squash medly sauteed in white wine and thyme

And homemade Tirimasu-- served to you with out the aid of silverware. . .


I put in my faded and lost youth. . . the spare tire I have aquired in the last couple of years. . . and my faded gym t-shirt

 

[lovemonster]

And get back Roast Lamb chops with a mint garlic and tri color peppercorn marinade, Roasted Fingerling potatoes Fresh baby squash medly sauteed in white wine and thyme

And homemade Tirimasu-- served to you with out the aid of silverware. . .


I put in my faded and lost youth. . . the spare tire I have aquired in the last couple of years. . . and my faded gym t-shirt

And you get back a renewed vigour, a 6-pack to be envied (and I don't mean beer) and a tight-fitting Calvin Klein black t-shirt which accentuates those abs perfectly.


I put in my mobile phone...

 

[kiten69]

I put in my mobile phone...

And you get a LG Smartphone.

I put in a handful of my kids broken army men. . .

 

[RyanBlack]

And you get a LG Smartphone.

I put in a handful of my kids broken army men. . .

and you get a wonderful collection of kids stories and books. Treasure Island was my favorite.

I put in the empty bottle of Grey Goose Vodka I dont remember finishing. . .

 

[kiten69]

I put in the empty bottle of Grey Goose Vodka I dont remember finishing. . .

and you get a bottle of aspirin for the headache.

I put in my wedding ring I've yet to get rid of. . .

 

[RyanBlack]

and you get a bottle of aspirin for the headache.

I put in my wedding ring I've yet to get rid of. . .

you get a gold chain with the key to your happiness on it.

I put in my cracked and chipped coffee mug--but cant bear to part with it cuz it was a fathers day present so I put i one I iwll never use instead. . .

 

[kiten69]

I put in my cracked and chipped coffee mug--but cant bear to part with it cuz it was a fathers day present so I put i one I iwll never use instead. . .

And you get back a top of the line espresso machine.

I put in a key. . .don't know what it is for. . .just found it laying around.

 

[Stillstiff]

And you get back a top of the line espresso machine.

I put in a key. . .don't know what it is for. . .just found it laying around.

and you get an old fashioned trunk that is filled with the warmest homemade quilts you have ever seen.

I put in a well worn slipper

 

[kiten69]

I put in a well worn slipper

and get back a St. Bernard puppy .

I put in the lotto ticket that failed to win. . .

 

[Stillstiff]

and get back a St. Bernard puppy .

I put in the lotto ticket that failed to win. . .

and you find a pile of monopoly money.


I put in my old beat up caravan...

 

[RyanBlack]

and you find a pile of monopoly money.


I put in my old beat up caravan...

And recieve a plane ticket to New Zeland and a walking stick for traversing some of the most beautiful scenery in the world

 

[kiten69]

And recieve a plane ticket to New Zeland and a walking stick for traversing some of the most beautiful scenery in the world

Are you putting anything in Ryan???

 

[RyanBlack]

Are you putting anything in Ryan???

You put your left foot in. . . you take your left foot out. . . .oops sorry wrong song. . . . .


I will put in my cell phone so it will stop ringing and distracting me from really important things like responding correctly to this thread

 

[kiten69]

I will put in my cell phone so it will stop ringing and distracting me from really important things like responding correctly to this thread

And you get back a sexy secretary to take all your calls for you.

I put in an empty lighter.

 

[Yes_YEs_YES]

And you get back a sexy secretary to take all your calls for you.

I put in an empty lighter.

and you get back a brand new zippo, engraved special for you with a lifetime supply of lighter fluid

I put in my pink fuzzy robe

 

[VFaulkon]

and you get back a brand new zippo, engraved special for you with a lifetime supply of lighter fluid

I put in my pink fuzzy robe

And I get a dark blue yukata. Snazzy!

I put in a poster of Ronnie James Dio...