The 'places I'd like to have a penis put' thread.

[Ms_Lilith]

Yes, a spoof, but a good one.

I'd love one in my mouth and another in my pussy about now.




Anyone else?

 

[Freya]

I just want one to play with for a few hours. Toy with it, make it do tricks, experiment a bit, no specific places ion mind, no set routine.....just some good ole dirty fun!

 

[HighSchoolJock]

I just want one to play with for a few hours. Toy with it, make it do tricks, experiment a bit, no specific places ion mind, no set routine.....just some good ole dirty fun!

damn i have one and i didnt even knew it did tricks. when you say tricks you mean like jumping through hoops and stuff, right?

 

[TimeCrisis]

Ill volunteer if you need an extra dick vixenshe

 

[Laurel]

On my mantle, next to the antelope head and Billy the Big Mouth Bass.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Ill volunteer if you need an extra dick vixenshe

There's never too many....

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Ill volunteer if you need an extra dick vixenshe

PS- Salvador Dali kicks ass.

 

[BlackSnake]

Yes, a spoof, but a good one.

I'd love one in my mouth and another in my pussy about now.




Anyone else?

Would you like for my snake to go in those places?

 

[BlackSnake]

On my mantle, next to the antelope head and Billy the Big Mouth Bass.

That sounds like it might hurt

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Re: Re: The 'places I'd like to have a penis put' thread.

Would you like for my snake to go in those places?

the word snake for a penis is really unattractive. I'm partial to 'cock'.


And yes, I'd fuckin LOVE it!

 

[BlackSnake]

Re: Re: Re: The 'places I'd like to have a penis put' thread.

the word snake for a penis is really unattractive. I'm partial to 'cock'.


And yes, I'd fuckin LOVE it!

I'm sure I would love it. Does everyone like fucking as much as I do? I really love fucking. With every woman it's different. Sorry, it this should be another thread.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Re: Re: Re: Re: The 'places I'd like to have a penis put' thread.

I'm sure I would love it. Does everyone like fucking as much as I do? I really love fucking. With every woman it's different. Sorry, it this should be another thread.

don't know about everyone else, but I love to fuck, and it just doesn't happen NEARLY enough in my life!

 

[Laurel]

That sounds like it might hurt

Only for a second.

 

[TimeCrisis]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The 'places I'd like to have a penis put' thread.

don't know about everyone else, but I love to fuck, and it just doesn't happen NEARLY enough in my life!

Well if you lived near me you would get more then enough. Unless you need it more the 5 sessions a day.

PS 1 session equals about 3 times

 

[TimeCrisis]

PS- Salvador Dali kicks ass.

That reminds me you dont need a cock in your ass too do you?

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The 'places I'd like to have a penis put' thread.

Well if you lived near me you would get more then enough. Unless you need it more the 5 sessions a day.

PS 1 session equals about 3 times

Why don't I live near you?!

That'd be handy!

 

[BlackSnake]

Only for a second.

Made me think. If I woke up one morning and found that I had changed into a woman. I would never leave the house again. I would be so happy. Laying in bed naked fucking myself

 

[Ms_Lilith]

That reminds me you dont need a cock in your ass too do you?

I wouldn't object to one.

 

[BlackSnake]

I wouldn't object to one.

I would love to stick my cock in your ass.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I would love to stick my cock in your ass.

I'd love to have it there...
and anywhere else you'd like to put it...

 

[TimeCrisis]

I wouldn't object to one.

How bout I just fuck every hole you have and just switch between them until you pass out in pleasure?

 

[Ms_Lilith]

How bout I just fuck every hole you have and just switch between them until you pass out in pleasure?

That'd be good.

Fuck I need a good, hard lay.

 

[TimeCrisis]

Well your going to the wrong school. You need to be where I am so I can be there whenever you need a hard cock.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

agreed

 

[TimeCrisis]

Maybe this should be called the Vixenshe and TimeCrisis flirting thread.