The Pizza's Revenge

[Strangebuddy]

I feel this is the pinnacle of my ideas. I will never be able to top the eroticism in the following paragraphs. Before proceeding, please prepare yourself with a spare set of genital covers. If you donate sperm, you should not proceed as you will be unable to produce for weeks following the the reading of this pitch.

All right...what if, all of the uneaten pizza from porn scenes got mad at being discarded and sought revenge on the co-eds who ignored it?

I'll wait for everyone to recover from their explosive orgasms.


In all seriousness, this is an idea that I loved and planned out to an extent while I was suffering a very high fever. I came up with it after reading the descriptions for some kindlerotica that catered to very specific fetishes (mostly forced eating and horror parody) and watching a review show which had some rather eclectic movies playing.

The version of events I had was as follows: A sorority has been amusing themselves by ordering pizza from a local parlor and fucking the hunky delivery guy silly when he arrives. Unbeknownst to them, the pizza parlor knows about their deeds and knows they've been letting the pizza go cold. Not being able to stand it anymore, a very special pizza delivery occurs one late night and the delivery guy brings in several giant pizzas and a selection of all of the side dishes and appetizers the parlor offers.

The girls are confused but prepare to jump the pizza guy...only to have the pizza box open and swallow one of the girls into its deep dish. The girls try to free their friend but when they do, she is naked covered in marinara sauce and cheese. One of the girls gets a taste of it and immediately pushes her onto her back and desperately tries to lick it all up; she's obsessed with the taste.

The other girls try to intervene but they soon find themselves attacked by the other pizzas and appetizers, like mozzerella sticks that bind their limbs, extra thick and hard bread sticks, and new york style pizza that tries to roll it self up and make a beeline for the girl's privates. The girls try to run but by then, the house mother and many of their sisters have tasted the pizza's delicious sauce and joined in the debauchery. Surrounded, the girls are forced out of their clothes and are reminded that they are supposed to be hosting a party in less than 2 hours. They must either eat all of the pizzas and sides or defeat the lecherous cuisine before the guests walk in on them trying to see how many garlic breadsticks they can shove in each other's holes.

 

[tnhardon]

I feel this is the pinnacle of my ideas. I will never be able to top the eroticism in the following paragraphs. Before proceeding, please prepare yourself with a spare set of genital covers. If you donate sperm, you should not proceed as you will be unable to produce for weeks following the the reading of this pitch.

All right...what if, all of the uneaten pizza from porn scenes got mad at being discarded and sought revenge on the co-eds who ignored it?

I'll wait for everyone to recover from their explosive orgasms.


In all seriousness, this is an idea that I loved and planned out to an extent while I was suffering a very high fever. I came up with it after reading the descriptions for some kindlerotica that catered to very specific fetishes (mostly forced eating and horror parody) and watching a review show which had some rather eclectic movies playing.

The version of events I had was as follows: A sorority has been amusing themselves by ordering pizza from a local parlor and fucking the hunky delivery guy silly when he arrives. Unbeknownst to them, the pizza parlor knows about their deeds and knows they've been letting the pizza go cold. Not being able to stand it anymore, a very special pizza delivery occurs one late night and the delivery guy brings in several giant pizzas and a selection of all of the side dishes and appetizers the parlor offers.

The girls are confused but prepare to jump the pizza guy...only to have the pizza box open and swallow one of the girls into its deep dish. The girls try to free their friend but when they do, she is naked covered in marinara sauce and cheese. One of the girls gets a taste of it and immediately pushes her onto her back and desperately tries to lick it all up; she's obsessed with the taste.

The other girls try to intervene but they soon find themselves attacked by the other pizzas and appetizers, like mozzerella sticks that bind their limbs, extra thick and hard bread sticks, and new york style pizza that tries to roll it self up and make a beeline for the girl's privates. The girls try to run but by then, the house mother and many of their sisters have tasted the pizza's delicious sauce and joined in the debauchery. Surrounded, the girls are forced out of their clothes and are reminded that they are supposed to be hosting a party in less than 2 hours. They must either eat all of the pizzas and sides or defeat the lecherous cuisine before the guests walk in on them trying to see how many garlic breadsticks they can shove in each other's holes.

I'm not really sure what I just read. So the pizza place makes some sort of magic pizza that is capable of devouring humans? *face palm*

I understand we all have different fetishes but I never realized that homicidal pizzas were one of those. I would tell you what I think of this in great detail, but it is easier for me to tell you it is weird.

 

[Strangebuddy]

The pizza doesn't eat them with the intent to digest, it just wants to smother them in its sumptuous sauce. Although, considering the popularity of vore I bet there's someone who wants to read about food eating people.

Also, I consider 'weird' a compliment, so thank you.

I just figured it would be fun to see a story where the normally wasted food gets to have its day.

 

[Godsangel2010]

Hm

Your idea for this story is a little weird but its no weirder than those who bring food into sex, Which is what this sort of sounds like. If that's the case then you could appeal to a lot of readers on here (Not one of them). However normally when it comes to that type of thing they prefer it be something sweet, like chocolate syrup, but it doesn't have to be I had a ex ask how I would feel if he wanted to eat yogurt off of me, that is a bit weird but I know there are some who like that kind of thing. But the pizza thing could work kind of a erotic horror story which would be interesting to see.

 

[lovecraft68]

This has the feel of a very campy "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" feel to it. If the reader can keep in mind this is totally tongue in cheek it could work.

For people with no sense of humor, it would be like WTF?

If anyone writes this I would suggest humor and satire for category.

 

[Reshbod]

Not to interject some reality how does the pizza gain sentience.

Perhaps it could begin with a meteor or a piece of space debris crashing to earth and landing in the front lawn of the sorority house. The "infected" dust shoots up and lingers in front of the door as the pizza delivery man walks through it. The space dust brings the pizza to life and when it sees how it's treated goes on its rampage.

 

[Strangebuddy]

Ah, so a 'maximum overdrive' origin. I could see that working as it adds to to the camp and could set up for a more worldwide attack