The Pizza Guy and Lexmark Printers

KillerMuffin

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I'm so totally not in love with either of them.

First, the printer driver decides to take a powder. The printer frigging sucks to begin with (Damn my frugal heart) and I'm sitting here valiantly trying to de-install the driver, re-install the driver, print the frigging pizza hut coupon off the 'Net, and help el Bratchild with his reading all at the same time.

So the Pizza guy shows up in like 30 minutes, which sooooo does not happen in real life. Unless you need a coupon off the 'Net and your frigging printer decides it's on frigging vacation.

Anyway. The Pizza Guy makes chit chat with the StudMuffin while I'm desperately plugging in the USB plug and printing it off.

The Pizza Guy, who took some courses in electronics tells me "You probably didnt' have your printer drivers installed correctly."

Sure. You know what O/S I'm running and the fact that Lexmark thinks it's compatible with my O/S and the O/S thinks that Lexmark is full of shit.

I'm so getting a new printer next month.
 
Hey, I did the Lexmark printers suck thread already.

I can buy a whole new Lexmark colour printer, with cables, ink cartridges, bundled software and paper (plain and photographic) for the price of.....


















A replacement black lexmark cartridge!
 
juicylips said:
How was the pizza?

I am guessing it tasted like ink, cause KillerMuffin shot the printer several times at close range. In the midst of this hail of gunfire, the pizza guy chucked the pizza through the open door where it landed, boxtop-open.

The speeding metal flew though the cheap Lexmark like butter, ripping into the ink cartridge. This sent a stream of black ink onto the pizza.

Or it could have been just fine.
 
What do you mean 'it could have tasted fine.'

This is a Pizza Hut pizza.

The only people who eat Pizza Hut pizza are people who complain that MacDonalds don't deliver, or want to feel they're going to somewhere 'posh' instead of burger king.

Shame on you Killer Muffin for choosing Pizza Hut.
 
pizza hut is good. they did a "buy one medium single-topping pizza for regular price, get up to five more for just $2.99 a piece" deal a little while ago. 6 pizzas for 25 bucks (including tip) ain't a bad deal, if you ask me.
 
scylis said:
pizza hut is good. they did a "buy one medium single-topping pizza for regular price, get up to five more for just $2.99 a piece" deal a little while ago. 6 pizzas for 25 bucks (including tip) ain't a bad deal, if you ask me.

I prefer to go for quality rather than quantity. Pizza hut - the MacDonald's of Pizzas.

Try going somewhere for a proper pizza and taste the difference.
 
I live in Hick Hell. There is no such thing as better than Pizza Hut pizza because that place closed down after Owner #3 put birdshot into Owner #2's butt and Owner #1 made off the till while the cops were called.

They had kick ass pizza though.

I vastly prefer Smiley's take on things, but it tasted like generic Pizza Hut. They beat out the equally generic Dominoes by six bucks price difference.

I had cheese lovers. It was cheesy.
 
i have gone elsewhere. it tastes different, yes, but not better. not to me, at least. i especially like the fact that the Pizza Hut delivery guy actually knew where to fucking deliver the pizzas to. another place a housemate tried once called four fucking times, the last one from about 150 feet away from the house, before he found it.

i mean, come on. it was good and it was cheap. what more can you ask for from a mid-level chain pizza parlor?
 
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