The Pimp My Dominant /Submissive/Partner Thread

Ebonyfire

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OK. Anyone who has seem the Pimp my ride show knows that they take a car and they spruce it up. Now the car is usually a wreck, and by no means I would call any of us wrecks or beaters ...Wait a minute. Some of us are beaters so I guess that part is correct.

But if you had all the money in the world, and/or the time; and consent; how would you spruce up your Dominant or submissive?

Dominants if you could so something expecially precious to your sub what would it be? Submissives if your Dominant allowed you to spruce them up, how and what would you do?

Subs be sure to get your Dominants permission to spruce them up cause I do not want to be responsible for your beating for criticising you "perfect" Dom even thought we know that no one is perfect.

And if all you are gonna say is that "He/She is my God/dess and He/She is perfect". DO NOT POST. I personally do not want to hear that because this is supposed to be fun! And reading you kiss ass yet one more time is not fun!

I have included partner in the thread so that switches and other kinksters can join in the fun!!

Eb
 
EB what an idea...i'll have to give this one some thought :cathappy:
 
How would I pimp Him up?

This is how...

You've got style, that's what all the girls say
Satin sheets and luxuries so fine
All your suits are custom made in London
But I've got something that you'll really like

Gonna dress you up in my love
All over, all over
Gonna dress you up in my love
All over your body

Feel the silky touch of my caresses
They will keep you looking so brand new
Let me cover you with velvet kisses
I'll create a look that's made for you

Gonna dress you up in my love, in my love
All over your body, all over your body
In my love
All over, all over
From your head down to your toes

MADONNA
 
A Desert Rose said:
How would I pimp Him up?

This is how...

You've got style, that's what all the girls say
Satin sheets and luxuries so fine
All your suits are custom made in London
But I've got something that you'll really like

Gonna dress you up in my love
All over, all over
Gonna dress you up in my love
All over your body

Feel the silky touch of my caresses
They will keep you looking so brand new
Let me cover you with velvet kisses
I'll create a look that's made for you

Gonna dress you up in my love, in my love
All over your body, all over your body
In my love
All over, all over
From your head down to your toes

MADONNA

ADR you are definitely a romantic!!
 
**tearing eyes away from singin' dancin' rosy lady in the corset**

I'd make my Lady a little bit taller. I'm over a foot taller than her, so even when she's wearing those shoes, she tends to get a crick in her neck or sore shoulders when she's working above my waist. Other than that, she's pretty hot. She's mentioned a few times though that she wished she could have a real cock sometimes instead of a strap-on. So if there was a way to get her a working functional cock when she wants one and then switch her back to original plumbing when she wants that instead, that'd be cool. Ooh and she has great hair (it's kinda like ADR's but lighter in color), but she'd be even hotter with long hair.
 
bronntanas said:
**tearing eyes away from singin' dancin' rosy lady in the corset**

I'd make my Lady a little bit taller. I'm over a foot taller than her, so even when she's wearing those shoes, she tends to get a crick in her neck or sore shoulders when she's working above my waist. Other than that, she's pretty hot. She's mentioned a few times though that she wished she could have a real cock sometimes instead of a strap-on. So if there was a way to get her a working functional cock when she wants one and then switch her back to original plumbing when she wants that instead, that'd be cool. Ooh and she has great hair (it's kinda like ADR's but lighter in color), but she'd be even hotter with long hair.

Bronntanas it is a pleasure to "see" you posting. Welcome back!

Eb
 
I'd have his belly button permanently de-linted, make him stand up straight, get him to pull the waist of his jeans just over NOT, (GOD FORBID!!!) under, his slight paunch and have him SMILE more often.

Fury :rose:
 
Ebonyfire said:
OK. Anyone who has seem the Pimp my ride show knows that they take a car and they spruce it up. Now the car is usually a wreck, and by no means I would call any of us wrecks or beaters ...Wait a minute. Some of us are beaters so I guess that part is correct.

But if you had all the money in the world, and/or the time; and consent; how would you spruce up your Dominant or submissive?

Dominants if you could so something expecially precious to your sub what would it be? Submissives if your Dominant allowed you to spruce them up, how and what would you do?

Subs be sure to get your Dominants permission to spruce them up cause I do not want to be responsible for your beating for criticising you "perfect" Dom even thought we know that no one is perfect.

And if all you are gonna say is that "He/She is my God/dess and He/She is perfect". DO NOT POST. I personally do not want to hear that because this is supposed to be fun! And reading you kiss ass yet one more time is not fun!

I have included partner in the thread so that switches and other kinksters can join in the fun!!

Eb

This one is easy, new knees, new lungs and a better back. I don't think he'd mind that at all :)
 
My Dom is only a half inch taller than my 5'10 self, so I think I would add a few inches onto his height...and have all his tattoos finished on his 'sleeves'. I would also have his eyebrow and tongue pierced. And black nail polish would be nice to see on him occasionally.

I know this wasn't really called for, but as for MYSELF, I would change the fact that I'd be 10 pounds thinner (concentrated soley around my tummy and thighs) and have a -much- bigger rack. I've always wanted very large breasts and although mine some WOULD consider large, IMHO, bigger is better when it comes to breasts.
 
satindesire said:
My Dom is only a half inch taller than my 5'10 self, so I think I would add a few inches onto his height...and have all his tattoos finished on his 'sleeves'. I would also have his eyebrow and tongue pierced. And black nail polish would be nice to see on him occasionally.

I know this wasn't really called for, but as for MYSELF, I would change the fact that I'd be 10 pounds thinner (concentrated soley around my tummy and thighs) and have a -much- bigger rack. I've always wanted very large breasts and although mine some WOULD consider large, IMHO, bigger is better when it comes to breasts.

Trust me when I say large breasts are overrated. You never get any eye contact from men and even some women don't look you in the eye, lol.
 
My rack is a pretty decent size as is, I already have that 'problem'. It doesn't -really- bother me...we're all basically just upright two-legged-walking animals and it's just an instinct.

The only time it honestly bugs me is when they still do it after I politely ask them to stop. Then that's when the conversation halts!

On my tall frame, a nice DD cup would be nice. That's only 2 cup sizes bigger! I'm looking forward to the day when I'm in the doctor's office getting knocked out for my new toys.

:nana:
 
malcah_ms said:
This one is easy, new knees, new lungs and a better back. I don't think he'd mind that at all :)

Nope those are useful, and you know I like useful, lol.
 
my slave has that military look, a shaved head, and he is sooo cute with it. But it makes his ears look bigger and they are already big. But they belong to him, so I guess if I had a lot of money I might get him an ear job, but I might now because they are one of his erogeneous zones, and I like playing with them. What a quandry.

I am gonna change his wardrobe one day, but that is wayyyy down the line. He actually cleans up quite nicely.
 
I'd give him more energy and require less aftercare. Also, I'd remove the ugly tattoo on his shoulder.
 
To tell the truth I'm perfectly content with him as he is, but I know he'd like a bigger dick. I'm fine with it as it is, but he's self conscious about it.

Oh and I'd get him to quit smoking.
 
if i could change anything, i would give him the ability to teleport so he could come see me more often (long distance relationship). that would also come in handy when i was blindfolded. i'd never know which direction he was coming from :)
 
shy slave said:
I would make his pubes shorter, I hate flossing with pubic hair

ROFLMAO
Sooo true.

Having him shave works wonders for that though, also makes things more sensative, in our experiance.


Not much really I'd change on mine. Other then a new heart, but then the new one would sound 'funny' to me (He's got a joint ventrical so sounds whooshier then a normal heart).
 
for my master, i'd get his knee fixed, he hurt it in the marines... :) and i'd help him finish his tattoos...

although you didn't ask, but someone else already did, for me, i'd loose the extra weight in the tummy and thigh area, i dont need bigger breasts, i've already got an E cup... and if it were some how possible, like medicaly omg how'd you do that??!?!? i'd want to be like 2 or 3 inches shorter and not look weird! lol i'm 5'11" and i hate it... grrr :D
 
Ebonyfire said:
my slave has that military look, a shaved head, and he is sooo cute with it. But it makes his ears look bigger and they are already big. But they belong to him, so I guess if I had a lot of money I might get him an ear job, but I might now because they are one of his erogeneous zones, and I like playing with them. What a quandry.

I am gonna change his wardrobe one day, but that is wayyyy down the line. He actually cleans up quite nicely.


Just stick a little chewing gum behind each ear and tack those ears back!
 
graceanne said:
To tell the truth I'm perfectly content with him as he is, but I know he'd like a bigger dick. I'm fine with it as it is, but he's self conscious about it.

Oh and I'd get him to quit smoking.


Thank goodness you thought of something cause the warning was you had to post something, lol.
 
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