The Pillow Pit. (Semi-OOC flirt thread.)

[Ravenloft]

*Waving my hand, opening the ground below me into a group of five 20x20 foot pits, that are ten feet deep. Filling them with fleece pillows of all different colours.*

Hmm...

*Adding a concession stand, men's/women's bathrooms, and a fancy waterfall/light show overhead.*

*Happilly jumping into a pit*

Banzai!!!

 

[cats]

Death from Above! *leaps into their air pillow high above head.* Bed time Raven!

 

[Ravenloft]

Shya! Maybe for YOU! I'm going ALL night long!
Sno cones for EVERYONE!

 

[cats]

Damn it. *Ravens snow cone deflects the pillow* I never was good at Pillow fights. *Takes a snow cone.* Well raven aslong as were here we need to stay frosty.

 

[Ravenloft]

LOL! That's one MAGIC sno cone, I didn't know they could stop pillow attacks, especially 'deaths from above'!!!

 

[cats]

*Looks around* Of coarse you didn't I however was fullay aware for I have studyied several months in the ancheint art of Catfu, and have now mastered all forms of combat. Well I still am lacking in pillow fights.

 

[Ravenloft]

You are a..

*Jaw moving with no words for a moment*

Fool, for my secret art of...

*Silence*

Mondo pillow tiger clutch claw of heaven's gate to PAIN...

*Mouthing without sound*

Will CRUSH you!

...IAMINTHEWOODS!

 

[Arc da Rat]

*Rock pillow of death from above, Hits Raven*

Stop it with the Snow Cones ... It's freezing up here as it is already ...

*Arc peers down from her bed in the rafters*

 

[Ravenloft]

Arc-suo! For this...

I have trained seven year...

Plus one year, EIGHT YEAR!

The pain I shall inflict upon you...

Shall be PAIN!

Here comes POWER!

No, I punch you instead!

 

[cats]

Okay now this is geting really weird. All right *Nods head.*

I guess it's my turn. *Begins to think at his foes*

*Pillos lift them selves into the air circle me twice before heading towards both arc and Raven. At the last second they swoop above them and stop above their heads.*

And you people didn't think I could think at you did you? Well suprise. *Stops thinking*

*the pillows fall at Arc and Raven.*

 

[Ravenloft]

*Opens mouth and eats the pillow like cotton candy as it falls on me.*

Woah! It tastes like grape!

 

[cats]

Damn I knew bring edible pillows was a mistake!

Fine then. *Un sheeths the shadow Pillow* This pillow was given to me by my cousins sisters, ex-room mate; it's one of a kind and knows no equal. I'll set it here for safe keeping. *Puts it down and picks up anotehr pillow.*

Now you are defeated. *Leaps into the air pillow above head.* Hey look a snow cone. *Points in random direction*

 

[Ravenloft]

More sno cones? Where?
*Spins around to look so fast that I cause a tornado to form around me, thus protecting me from Cat's attack*

I call it my: snoconado attack!

 

[cats]

*Is blown away by the sheer power of this attack.... Really who wouldn't be impressed?*

 

[Ravenloft]

You are wise...

To be impressed...

For I am the master

Of Sno Cone Fu!

 

[Arc da Rat]

Ack!

*chucks all the editable pillows off her bed*

 

[Ravenloft]

HEY!

...Don't get those dirty.

 

[cats]

*Lands in Arcs bed.* Don't you think those pillows would cushion my fall, Arc?

Okay Raven

You die now

For I to know

How to fight

Like this.


*Does double fling back flip throwing two snowcones and Arc at Raven.*

 

[Ravenloft]

*Taking the sno cones in the face, but catching Arc in my arms.*

How you doing toots?

 

[cats]

*Sweeps in and trips Raven, then catches Arc.*

Sorry to use you as a prajectile, but I was low on snow cones.

*Sets Arc down.*

Now you are defaeted

You should of known

only a fool would fight me.

Maha ha ha

Maha ha




Ha

 

[Ravenloft]

*Thinks Cats out into the corn fields*

Who lost?

 

[hybirdx]

You, *Raises pillow, and strikes Raven right in the back of the head.*

 

[Ravenloft]

*A Raven clone pops out of my mouth*

*The clone turns and rubs his head, glaring*

 

[cats]

Lost? *Smiles* If you think.... I'm lost your wrong. *PUlls out compus.* Oh crap..... this ones only good for makeing circles. Then where am I?

*Looks at sign that says Kansas* Damn I could be any where!

 

[Ravenloft]

"We represent the lollypop guild"

Ring any bells Cats?