The Picture Caption Game

[Machiavellix]

I'm sure you've seen these in various magazines. Well, I say we need one dammit.
So caption the picture I'm about to give, then find your own the next person will do their witty best. Shouldn't be too hard, theirs tons of ridiculous stuff all over the internet. I would say the one rule is to make it big enough to tell what's going on, but small enough so you don't have to scroll.
Here we go...

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/the_sisterhood_of_the_traveling_pants/_group_photos/alexis_bledel5.jpg