The Pevo Questionnaire

[lesbiaphrodite]

Answer these questions:

1. What is your favorite sound or noise?---the wind blowing through the trees

2. What is your least favorite sound or noise? heavy equipment droning along

3. What turns you on? (it can be sexual or non-sexual) A brilliant mind; talent; inisightfulness; culture; great art.

4. What turns you off? stupid people; bigots; ignorance

5. What is your favorite word? adament

6. what is your least favorite word? toast

7. What is your favorite curse word? mother fucker

8. What job would you like to have tried? painter

9. What job would you have least liked to have tried? retail sales

8. If you believe in heaven and you get to the pearly gates, what do you hope God will say to you? I hope he says, "Your villa is just over there. ON either side of you are Hemingway, Flaubert, the Little Rascals, Monica Bellucci, and Lord Byron. I think you'll like the neighborhood." ....."Fresh steaks and shrimp on the barbie for all!! Dig in!"

 

[PREMwriter]

Answer these questions:

1. What is your favorite sound or noise?---the wind blowing through the trees

2. What is your least favorite sound or noise? heavy equipment droning along

3. What turns you on? (it can be sexual or non-sexual) A brilliant mind; talent; inisightfulness; culture; great art.

4. What turns you off? stupid people; bigots; ignorance

5. What is your favorite word? adament

6. what is your least favorite word? toast

7. What is your favorite curse word? mother fucker

8. What job would you like to have tried? painter

9. What job would you have least liked to have tried? retail sales

8. If you believe in heaven and you get to the pearly gates, what do you hope God will say to you? I hope he says, "Your villa is just over there. ON either side of you are Hemingway, Flaubert, the Little Rascals, Monica Bellucci, and Lord Byron. I think you'll like the neighborhood." ....."Fresh steaks and shrimp on the barbie for all!! Dig in!"

This is like being in The Actor's Studio

1 Waves rolling onto the shore
2 Metal on metal shreeching
3 Passion of the sensual
4 Selfishness
5 Truth
6 No
7 Fuck
8 Gynocologist
9 Embalmer
10 You did alright My Son, fucked up in a couple of places, but overall, a good job well done, come on in. The bars open...

 

[Freefall_mc]

Answer these questions:

1. What is your favorite sound or noise? rippling water, acoustic guitar

2. What is your least favorite sound or noise? yelling

3. What turns you on? (it can be sexual or non-sexual) genuine communication-no words needed; through eye contact, a breath held, a hand motion, intuitive ---individual confidence expressed through character

4. What turns you off? yelling, sought conflict

5. What is your favorite word? faith

6. what is your least favorite word? honestly

7. What is your favorite curse word? damn

8. What job would you like to have tried? professional pianist

9. What job would you have least liked to have tried? public relations

8. If you believe in heaven and you get to the pearly gates, what do you hope God will say to you? You did well. He's been waiting for you, patiently, hon.

 

[jomar]

My bad. I read it "pervo."

 

[McKenna]

Pevo or Pervo, I'll play:

1. Rain on the roof of my family's cabin.
2. An animal in pain.
3. Intelligence. Humility. Kisses on my neck.
4. Liars. Intolerance.
5. kikkertje, or maybe kooien
6. cunt (loathe that word)
7. God-fucking-damnit
8. Pilot
9. CEO. I like being a worker bee.
10. I don't believe in an afterlife.

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

1. What is your favorite sound or noise?---a baby/child laughing uncontrollably

2. What is your least favorite sound or noise? my three dogs barking when the doorbell rings...so damn annoying!

3. What turns you on? (it can be sexual or non-sexual) A sarcastic wit...

4. What turns you off? I will go with ignorance and intollerance.

5. What is your favorite word? yes

6. what is your least favorite word? that would have to be "no"

7. What is your favorite curse word? cunt

8. What job would you like to have tried? columnist

9. What job would you have least liked to have tried? law clerk

8. If you believe in heaven and you get to the pearly gates, what do you hope God will say to you? I don't know...but I know what I would say to him "Holy Fuck...you're real??? Can I call a Mulligan?"

 

[TE999]

1. What is your favorite sound or noise?---the roar of the surf against the shore

2. What is your least favorite sound or noise?---the whine of a dentist's drill

3. What turns you on?---a gentle caress...a tender kiss...the silky warmth of a woman's skin.

4. What turns you off?---ignorance...stubborness...intolerance.

5. What is your favorite word?---cool

6. What is your least favorite word?---malignant

7. What is your favorite curse word?---fuck

8. What job would you like to have tried?---comic artist

9. What job would you have least liked to have tried?---taxi driver

8. If you believe in heaven and you get to the pearly gates, what do you hope God will say to you? I hope he says "You lived your life as you saw fit, lived, loved, laughed and made mistakes. It is as I intended. Welcome."

 

[vrosej10]

1. What is your favorite sound or noise?--- rain on the roof.

2. What is your least favorite sound or noise? ciruclar saws.

3. What turns you on? (it can be sexual or non-sexual) Wit, great chocolate, small breasts, HAIRY GUYS, and reading

4. What turns you off? small minded folks, racists, fatists, animal cruelty, McDonalds.

5. What is your favorite word? Craptacular (formal word word have to be tiffany).

6. what is your least favorite word? yellow

7. What is your favorite curse word? fuck-a-duck

8. What job would you like to have tried? prostitute

9. What job would you have least liked to have tried? public servant

8. If you believe in heaven and you get to the pearly gates, what do you hope God will say to you? I hope he says, "Your villa is just over there. ON either side of you are Hemingway, Flaubert, the Little Rascals, Monica Bellucci, and Lord Byron. I think you'll like the neighborhood." ....."Fresh steaks and shrimp on the barbie for all!! Dig in!"[/QUOTE]
Pagan. I believe in Summerland and eventual reincarnation.

 

[Freefall_mc]

Forgive me, I lied. I really do love the sound of an approaching thunderstorm.
ARGH...I'm so embarassed. (hanging head)

 

[Boota]

Answer these questions:

1. What is your favorite sound or noise? My guitar cranked up really loud.

2. What is your least favorite sound or noise? digital alarms of any sort.

3. What turns you on? (it can be sexual or non-sexual) creativity

4. What turns you off? stupidity

5. What is your favorite word? carnivoyeur

6. what is your least favorite word? whatever

7. What is your favorite curse word? A phrase - Jesus Pig Fucking Christ

8. What job would you like to have tried? doctor

9. What job would you have least liked to have tried? accountant

8. If you believe in heaven and you get to the pearly gates, what do you hope God will say to you? "Don't worry. There are no Christians here. They're all wrong and I don't like them anyway."

 

[buxxxom]

Answer these questions:

1. What is your favorite sound or noise?---my children's sleep noises in an otherwise quiet house

2. What is your least favorite sound or noise? car alarm

3. What turns you on? (it can be sexual or non-sexual) intelligence coupled with wit

4. What turns you off? people who have an unearned sense of entitlement

5. What is your favorite word? grace

6. what is your least favorite word? cancer

7. What is your favorite curse word? Jesus H. Fucking Roosevelt Christ on a biscuit

8. What job would you like to have tried? doo wop backup singer, like a Pip!

9. What job would you have least liked to have tried? accountant

8. If you believe in heaven and you get to the pearly gates, what do you hope God will say to you? "Well, it's about damn time!"

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

1. What is your favorite sound or noise? My kids' laughter.

2. What is your least favorite sound or noise? any type of buzzing/grinding, etc. Gives me instant headache.

3. What turns you on? (it can be sexual or non-sexual) A gorgeous smile, a nice butt .

4. What turns you off? stupidity, arrogance, meanness

5. What is your favorite word? I don't really have one.

6. what is your least favorite word? vomit

7. What is your favorite curse word? fuck, shit

8. What job would you like to have tried? lawyer

9. What job would you have least liked to have tried? garbage collector

8. If you believe in heaven and you get to the pearly gates, what do you hope God will say to you? Well done, my good and faithful servant.

 

[wonderingwhy]

1. What is your favorite sound or noise?
tie between classical piano or acoustic guitar

2. What is your least favorite sound or noise?
the kids who scream and throw tantrums at the top of their lungs while in the store or library or, you know, anywhere

3. What turns you on? (it can be sexual or non-sexual)
witty banter

4. What turns you off?
ignorance, arrogance and lack of compassion

5. What is your favorite word?
can't pick just one

6. what is your least favorite word?
cunt

7. What is your favorite curse word?
bastard

8. What job would you like to have tried?
surgeon (I took an anatomy course in college and dissected a cat. It was actually my favorite class of them all.)

9. What job would you have least liked to have tried?
proctologist

8. If you believe in heaven and you get to the pearly gates, what do you hope God will say to you?
We've been waiting for you. Here's the child that you miscarried and never got the chance to meet.

 

[trysail]

1. What is your favorite sound or noise?
Halyards slapping on spars in a fresh breeze. Loons. Howling wolves.


2. What is your least favorite sound or noise?
Tie:
-Chalk screeching on a chalkboard.
-The endless yabbering of a windbag politician/salesperson reading a script.


3. What turns you on?
-Analyzing and solving a problem.
-A seaworthy vessel, favorable trade winds, my pals and the prospect of a voyage.
-A tropical sunset with two well-set anchors to windward in a protected harbor after a safe landfall and a cold "Greenie" with my pals in the cockpit.


4. What turns you off?
Innumeracy, misspelling, ignorance of history, ignorance of economics, ignorance of literature, ignorance of chemistry, ignorance of biology, ignorance of physics, ignorance of statistics, ignorance of medicine, ignorance of geography, ignorance of sociobiology, a poor vocabulary, aggression, loudness, poor manners.


5. What is your favorite word?
Tie:
Weltenschauung, sesquipededalian, ophidiophobia, spasmodic, avacado, galactophagist, zugzwang, syzygy, threnody, querencia, susurrant, sycophant, ineffable, epiphany, ephemeral, ...


6. what is your least favorite word?
Progressive, conservative, liberal, fair, rich.


7. What is your favorite curse word?
Youdumbasssimplegoddamnmotherfuckingshitforbrainedcuntasshole.


8. What job would you like to have tried?
Managing the Investment Company of America investment portfolio.


9. What job would you have least liked to have tried?
All the others.


10. If you believe in heaven and you get to the pearly gates, what do you hope God will say to you?
I don't [ believe in heaven ]— however, if I did:
"You played by the rules and you reflected credit upon those who raised you and educated you— all at a very considerable cost to your career and earnings— come on in. Your mum, dad, uncles, aunts, wife, sisters, nieces, nephews, grandparents, cousins and all your pals are all here. Your vessel is o'er yonder; enjoy yourself— the trades blow a constant 25 knots, it's always 85° Fahrenheit, it never rains and the breeze always veers so that all passages are off the wind. On the other side of the joint is a 9,000' vertical ski slope; all trails are groomed daily, there are never any lift lines. Just beyond that are the mountains, the forest and an exact duplicate of _____ Lake with Camp _____ where it's perpetually August ( in the Northern Hemisphere ) and it never rains. We've already installed your library in your cabin. You and anyone you like can easily be teleported to New York, London or Paris ( or elsewhere ) in the blink of an eye with all the dough you need. We serve breakfast twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, year-round."

 

[TheeGoatPig]

1. What is your favorite sound or noise?
A woman orgasming.

2. What is your least favorite sound or noise?
Styrofoam squeaking.

3. What turns you on?
Boobs.

4. What turns you off?
Men.

5. What is your favorite word?
Boobies.

6. what is your least favorite word?
Never.

7. What is your favorite curse word?
You have to hear it, as the accent on each word is key, but typed out it's:
Mother fucking mother fucker, moth-er fucker!

8. What job would you like to have tried?
Movie director.

9. What job would you have least liked to have tried?
Food service.

 

[sr71plt]

1. What is your favorite sound or noise?
Applause

2. What is your least favorite sound or noise?
Dentist drill

3. What turns you on?
Hand on belly

4. What turns you off?
Uncleanliness

5. What is your favorite word?
Check

6. what is your least favorite word?
Sorry

7. What is your favorite curse word?
Damn

8. What job would you like to have tried?
U.S. Ambassador

9. What job would you have least liked to have tried?
Used car salesman

 

[Saucy_Sage]

1. What is your favorite sound or noise? children laughing

2. What is your least favorite sound or noise? the squeal of brakes

3. What turns you on? (it can be sexual or non-sexual) Intelligence

4. What turns you off? the absence of wonder

5. What is your favorite word? anything that ends with "issimo"

6. what is your least favorite word? ego

7. What is your favorite curse word? frick

8. What job would you like to have tried? porn writer, but when your favorite curse word is "frick"...

9. What job would you have least liked to have tried? politician

8. If you believe in heaven and you get to the pearly gates, what do you hope God will say to you? "Do-over!"

 

[TheeGoatPig]

2. What is your least favorite sound or noise? digital alarms of any sort.

My alarm clock completely slipped my mind. It's a tie between that and Styrofoam squeaking.

 

[Liar]

1. What is your favorite sound or noise? - Song.

2. What is your least favorite sound or noise? - Hurling. I get a Pavlovian response to join in.

3. What turns you on? - A sick sense of humor combined with a rapid wit.

4. What turns you off? - Braggers.

5. What is your favorite word? - "Eloquence".

6. What is your least favorite word? - "Appease". It just sounds so damn whiny to pronounce.

7. What is your favorite curse word? - Cock. As in "oh...cock".

8. What job would you like to have tried? - Comedian

9. What job would you have least liked to have tried? - Fish gutter.

10. If you believe in heaven and you get to the pearly gates, what do you hope God will say to you? - "Yes, I'm God. I look like this. Could you please stop laughing now?"

 

[LitRiter]

1. What is your favorite sound or noise?
A far off bird, wind in trees, and running water nearby.

2. What is your least favorite sound or noise?
Telephones ringing.

3. What turns you on? (it can be sexual or non-sexual)
A confident woman, good music.

4. What turns you off?
Insincerity.

5. What is your favorite word?
Yes.

6. What is your least favorite word?
Extrusion.

7. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck! (Must be emphatic)

8. What job would you like to have tried?
Carpenter. Or musician.

9. What job would you have least liked to have tried?
Emergency service operator.

8. If you believe in heaven and you get to the pearly gates, what do you hope God will say to you?
Welcome. Everyone is here, and they're waiting for you.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

1. What is your favorite sound or noise?
a soft contented moan

2. What is your least favorite sound or noise?
blackboard noises

3. What turns you on? (it can be sexual or non-sexual)
Mystery

4. What turns you off?
Dependancy

5. What is your favorite word?
Masotikagynolobophile

6. What is your least favorite word?
colonoscopy

7. What is your favorite curse word?
Bastard

8. What job would you like to have tried?
Director

9. What job would you have least liked to have tried?
professional athlete

8. If you believe in heaven and you get to the pearly gates, what do you hope God will say to you?


"I suppose you have some questions. Its time for the answers now."

 

[Dianthus]

1. What is your favorite sound or noise?
the surf
or
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

2. What is your least favorite sound or noise?
the dentist's drill

3. What turns you on? (it can be sexual or non-sexual)
Talent

4. What turns you off?
Whining

5. What is your favorite word?
Schooner

6. What is your least favorite word?
Can't

7. What is your favorite curse word?
Bloody hell

8. What job would you like to have tried?
Clown

9. What job would you have least liked to have tried?
Walmart greeter

8. If you believe in heaven and you get to the pearly gates, what do you hope God will say to you?
"So you're back....are you coming in this time?"

 

[Toqueme]

.....

 

[Edward Teach]

1. What is your favorite sound or noise? The ocean.

2. What is your least favorite sound or noise? Child crying.

3. What turns you on? Intelligence and humor

4. What turns you off? Arrogance

5. What is your favorite word? Yes

6. what is your least favorite word? No

7. What is your favorite curse word? Mutherfuckin' Son-of-a-bitch

8. What job would you like to have tried? Aeronautical Engineer

9. What job would you have least liked to have tried? Selling Insurance

10. If you believe in heaven and you get to the pearly gates, what do you hope God will say to you? All the AH girls are in your room waiting to welcome you.

 

[dearc]

1. What is your favorite sound or noise? Laughter

2. What is your least favorite sound or noise? An animal crying in pain

3. What turns you on? Wit

4. What turns you off? Self pity

5. What is your favorite word? Thanks

6. what is your least favorite word? Won't

7. What is your favorite curse word? You dog you (I rarely curse)

8. What job would you like to have tried? Actor

9. What job would you have least liked to have tried? Commission sales sal

8. If you believe in heaven and you get to the pearly gates, what do you hope God will say to you? Welcome home.