The perks of having perky Perks around

[ScottishChieftan]

This simple question, I would like to pose. Is Perks trying to kill me? First the animated banana sequence, then the ruffles and thigh highs. I must admit there were parts of me that perked up at the sight of that glorious ruffled rump.

I suppose that is one of the perks for participating in the forums. Did you see the pic? Looks downright perky, eh’? I was reading a thread she replied to and when I saw the new pic in her window, I perked right up.

Perk I sprang right to attention! I didn’t want to be a jerk and make steamy comments about my dirk. So, I settled for a smirk and shuffled off to work. But in my mind it lurks, an image I just can’t shirk.

OK, I know I have my quirks, but even we jerks can have our perks.

Hard thing about a word like perk, not easy to find a rhythm to work. Difficult to find the words to fit, I hated to use a belittling comment like dirk, but long sword just didn’t fit.

Away I’ll go and leave you now, with this little perk. Forgive me please for being a jerk, but I was overcome with that pic of perk.

 

[perks]

I am not trying to kill you. To quote another Scotsman "Trying is for losers. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."~beloved sean connery.


And longsword? I'm sure it's broadsword. Well, more importantly anyway.



thanks babyla, you flatter.