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The opening sentence captured my attention 
, then I began to recognize each type of couple listed (there are way so many 'most well-reads" in my town ). I thought many peeps here might too, and could add more. I'd add: the we have sex gets better by the day/hour/minute/nanosecond and live to celebrate our oneness couple (lots of 'em in CA ), and the we speak in Film quotes and wish we were French couple .
Perdita
The Periodic Table of Couples - Douglas Cruickshank, SF Chron, February 12, 2006
A friend of mine who's ostensibly a writer is now either writing or not writing a novel, depending on which of countless, indecipherable moods (ranging from dreary to sullen) one finds him in, whether it's before or after one of his frequent doses of chemical relief, and whether or not his girlfriend is happy with him that day (or hour). I know dozens of writers strictly adhering to this exact regimen.
Anyway, my writer friend, preternaturally gifted in the fine art of procrastination, recently called me during one of his breaks. He had a chapter deadline bearing down on him, so he'd spent much of the day playing a game of his own invention, solo. Now that evening was approaching along with the black dog (and, per a strict accord with his girlfriend, it was too early for another helping of chemical relief), he wanted me to join him in the game. I had a daunting amount of work to do, so I said, "Sure, I'll play. How does it go?"
"It's a contest: You come up with as many types of couples as you possibly can. For example, there's the we're not like other couples couple; the we tell it like it is couple; the we're a couple of cut-ups couple; the no-nonsense couple; the we're just trying to help couple; the we've really got everything figured out couple; the we don't have a clue couple, and ..."
"You've been giving this some thought, haven't you?" I interrupted. "Don't forget the we're so in hate couple. They're ubiquitous. Also, occasionally a we're serious about working on our relationship couple goes through some kind of catharsis by attending counseling, joining a group or taking a workshop and morphs into a seriously insufferable we've really got everything figured out couple. Then there's the life is so disappointing couple; the life's a cabaret couple; the we're the most well-read couple on planet earth couple..."
"You're doing excellent," he told me. "You're going to kick my butt at this. Got any more?"
I was doing pretty well. Sure, I had a few more. You don't spend several decades roaming this orb without coming across most of the species and sub-species of human coupledom. "Well, there's also the we can't do anything right couple; the we just can't stop succeeding couple; the life just keeps knockin' us down couple; the Nick'n'Nora we're so urbane and sophisticated we can't get over ourselves couple; the wild bohemian we'll try anything couple; the barely hanging on couple; the we're more artistic than Frida & Diego couple; the falling down drunk couple; the clean'n'sober and you should be too couple; the we're still Goth even though Goth is passé couple; the we never do it anymore couple; the we still do it all the time and we want everybody to know it couple; the Jesus is our co-pilot couple; the our dogs are our children couple; the been there done that couple; the been to hell and back couple; the our cat thinks it's a person couple; the finish each others' sentences couple; the finish each others' food couple; the show tunes sing-along couple; the read aloud every single road sign we pass couple; the oh you should have turned back there couple; the for once can I just finish what I was saying couple; the must rephrase each other's sentences couple; the I can never please you couple; the our life is our art couple; the we're going to hell and taking our friends with us couple; and the (extremely rare, though always refreshing to encounter) well adjusted and deeply in love with each other, but also not so smug about it that you want to strangle them couple." full article
, then I began to recognize each type of couple listed (there are way so many 'most well-reads" in my town ). I thought many peeps here might too, and could add more. I'd add: the we have sex gets better by the day/hour/minute/nanosecond and live to celebrate our oneness couple (lots of 'em in CA ), and the we speak in Film quotes and wish we were French couple .Perdita
The Periodic Table of Couples - Douglas Cruickshank, SF Chron, February 12, 2006
A friend of mine who's ostensibly a writer is now either writing or not writing a novel, depending on which of countless, indecipherable moods (ranging from dreary to sullen) one finds him in, whether it's before or after one of his frequent doses of chemical relief, and whether or not his girlfriend is happy with him that day (or hour). I know dozens of writers strictly adhering to this exact regimen.
Anyway, my writer friend, preternaturally gifted in the fine art of procrastination, recently called me during one of his breaks. He had a chapter deadline bearing down on him, so he'd spent much of the day playing a game of his own invention, solo. Now that evening was approaching along with the black dog (and, per a strict accord with his girlfriend, it was too early for another helping of chemical relief), he wanted me to join him in the game. I had a daunting amount of work to do, so I said, "Sure, I'll play. How does it go?"
"It's a contest: You come up with as many types of couples as you possibly can. For example, there's the we're not like other couples couple; the we tell it like it is couple; the we're a couple of cut-ups couple; the no-nonsense couple; the we're just trying to help couple; the we've really got everything figured out couple; the we don't have a clue couple, and ..."
"You've been giving this some thought, haven't you?" I interrupted. "Don't forget the we're so in hate couple. They're ubiquitous. Also, occasionally a we're serious about working on our relationship couple goes through some kind of catharsis by attending counseling, joining a group or taking a workshop and morphs into a seriously insufferable we've really got everything figured out couple. Then there's the life is so disappointing couple; the life's a cabaret couple; the we're the most well-read couple on planet earth couple..."
"You're doing excellent," he told me. "You're going to kick my butt at this. Got any more?"
I was doing pretty well. Sure, I had a few more. You don't spend several decades roaming this orb without coming across most of the species and sub-species of human coupledom. "Well, there's also the we can't do anything right couple; the we just can't stop succeeding couple; the life just keeps knockin' us down couple; the Nick'n'Nora we're so urbane and sophisticated we can't get over ourselves couple; the wild bohemian we'll try anything couple; the barely hanging on couple; the we're more artistic than Frida & Diego couple; the falling down drunk couple; the clean'n'sober and you should be too couple; the we're still Goth even though Goth is passé couple; the we never do it anymore couple; the we still do it all the time and we want everybody to know it couple; the Jesus is our co-pilot couple; the our dogs are our children couple; the been there done that couple; the been to hell and back couple; the our cat thinks it's a person couple; the finish each others' sentences couple; the finish each others' food couple; the show tunes sing-along couple; the read aloud every single road sign we pass couple; the oh you should have turned back there couple; the for once can I just finish what I was saying couple; the must rephrase each other's sentences couple; the I can never please you couple; the our life is our art couple; the we're going to hell and taking our friends with us couple; and the (extremely rare, though always refreshing to encounter) well adjusted and deeply in love with each other, but also not so smug about it that you want to strangle them couple." full article
