The Perfect Porn Story

[Couture]

You know, if the perfect country and western song is about mama, trains, prison, trucks, and gettin' drunk, then what is the perfect porn story about?

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Um, Porn??????

 

[destinie21]

mama, trains, prison, trucks, and gettin' drunk

 

[Couture]

mama, trains, prison, trucks, and gettin' drunk

You must mean 'Pulling a train'.

 

[Guest]

Honey, she's being a twat, again.

 

[LadyJeanne]

fuckin' and suckin'

 

[oggbashan]

The perfect porn story is one that makes the readers, no matter which sex or what sexual orientation, feel incredibly aroused to such an extent that they have a spontaneous orgasm at the climax of the story.

It doesn't exist but all authors try to write it.

Og

 

[Guest]

Spanking, sucking, licking, fucking, binding.

Lather, rinse and repeat as necessary, adding more into the mix at appropriate times.

 

[TheEarl]

I remember having the discussion about the erotic equivalent to Monty Pythoin's funniest joke in the world (the joke where even knowing it would cause you to laugh yourself to death) - the erotic story where just thinking of it would make you cum.

I think the final consensus would be worldwide starvation, cause no-one would have the strength in their knees to walk to the kitchen. As apocalypses go, I've heard worse.

The Earl

 

[Evil Alpaca]

One that uses the whole chicken . . . did I say that out loud?

 

[Guest]

 

[destinie21]

Honey, she's being a twat, again.

lol aren't I always?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

You know, if the perfect country and western song is about mama, trains, prison, trucks, and gettin' drunk, then what is the perfect porn story about?

Lesbians.

 

[Couture]

A teacher