The Perfect Man

[juicylips]

Just wanted to share this:

The perfect man to cry over is the man that would never make you cry at all.


Isn't that just so right???

Cassidy

 

[PHANTOM5875]

Hmmm...just so I have this straight. We ARE talking about EARTH males, right?

 

[Silverlily]

Great song by Destiny's Child


(which is good because it's stuck in my head )

 

[Rick DeVille]

The Perfect Man

Yes?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Just wanted to share this:

The perfect man to cry over is the man that would never make you cry at all.


Isn't that just so right???

Cassidy

I dunno... a good spanking might make me cry... and i need the perfect man to deliver that spanking...

 

[JazzManJim]

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I dunno... a good spanking might make me cry... and i need the perfect man to deliver that spanking...

*ahem*

 

[Cath!]

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I dunno... a good spanking might make me cry... and i need the perfect man to deliver that spanking...

ouch! no pain pour moi!

 

[Rick DeVille]

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I dunno... a good spanking might make me cry... and i need the perfect man to deliver that spanking...

Look up

 

[Calamity Jane]

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*ahem*

got something in your throat there jimmie baby?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Yes?

you're the perfect man??? get on over here then, my ass is waiting

 

[JazzManJim]

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got something in your throat there jimmie baby?

Nah..just a hankerin' to give a spankerin'.

It's been a while since I've given one, but I know I still remember how to do it.

 

[Calamity Jane]

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Nah..just a hankerin' to give a spankerin'.

It's been a while since I've given one, but I know I still remember how to do it.

you stood me up last night though darlin... left my window open all night long... no jimmie

 

[morninggirl5]

The perfect man to cry over is the man that would never make you cry at all.

He might be the "perfect man" but if he never makes me cry then I wouldn't feel anything for him at all.

 

[Starfish]

Ewan would never make me cry. I think I'll go shed some tears now.

 

[JazzManJim]

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you stood me up last night though darlin... left my window open all night long... no jimmie

Jimmie was there, in every dream he had last night.

 

[juicylips]

Re: Re: The Perfect Man

He might be the "perfect man" but if he never makes me cry then I wouldn't feel anything for him at all.

You got a point there

I would rather spend my time laughing with him than crying without him.

Cassidy

 

[Calamity Jane]

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Jimmie was there, in every dream he had last night.

do tell

 

[JazzManJim]

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do tell

Come closer and I"ll whisper them in your ear...

 

[Rick DeVille]

you're the perfect man??? get on over here then, my ass is waiting

Hand, belt or tongue?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Hand, belt or tongue?

yes please

 

[rexfelis]

...

yes please

There's just nothing like the painful pleasure of smacking a woman's ass just right - and *hard* - with your bare hand....

 

[Natalie Nessus]

The perfect man for a woman is another woman

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

(this has been around the net)



THE PERFECT MAN

The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.


The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.


The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love on you.


The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.


He never has made you cry
Or hurt you In any way
Oh, screw this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay.

 

[juicylips]

The perfect man for a woman is another woman

Nessus....voice of reason

Cassidy

 

[estevie]

My man is far from perfect...but he's perfect for me.