The perfect man

[sweetnpetite]

I got these pictures in my email about the "perfect man" they are funny, but I can't quite figure out how to post them. Sorry. Feel free to just ignore this thread, till it goes away

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I got these pictures in my email about the "perfect man" they are funny, but I can't quite figure out how to post them. Sorry. Feel free to just ignore this thread, till it goes away

Dang it, S&P, I thought you'd written by biography.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

Rumply, I'd write your bio., gladly, though I don't know if it would make the Lit. minimum required words.

Perdita

 

[sweetnpetite]

The Perfect Man- A Biography

There once was a man names Rumple
Who was always willing to Humple
When it was not time to screw
He know just what to do
He cleaned up the house without a grumble

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Rumply, I'd write your bio., gladly, though I don't know if it would make the Lit. minimum required words.

Perdita

Smart aleck.

I'll have you know reaching the minimum word count would be a snap. Just keep repeating LONG, TEDIOUS, and DULL. Who knows, it might get published as a sleep aide.

Rumpler Foreskin

ps: S&P, that's the first poem ever written on the subjedt of the old Rumpled one. With any luck, it'll be the last. But thank you, I think. Rumple goes back to watching Texas and Baylor in an overtime women's basketball game.

 

[Guest]

Rumps, "smart aleck" - wow, I haven't heard that expression in decades.

Perdita

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Rumps, "smart aleck" - wow, I haven't heard that expression in decades.

Perdita

Perdiat,

Shows what a master's in history will do for you.

Rumple Foreskin

ps Texas women win by one at home in double overtime, Dang it.

 

[sweetnpetite]

Smart aleck.

I'll have you know reaching the minimum word count would be a snap. Just keep repeating LONG, TEDIOUS, and DULL. Who knows, it might get published as a sleep aide.

Rumpler Foreskin

ps: S&P, that's the first poem ever written on the subjedt of the old Rumpled one. With any luck, it'll be the last. But thank you, I think. Rumple goes back to watching Texas and Baylor in an overtime women's basketball game.

Yeah, it pretty much sucked.

But it was the best I could do on short notice.

 

[Dirt Man]

I realize that you didn't intend this thread to have any real meaning to it, but it does presume that there is a perfect man out there for every woman. Every woman into men that is. So I was wondering what women thought the perfect man was to them. I mean I realize that when everyone sets out to look for the perfect other they usually end up trying to put a square peg into a round hole, and then later end up with something that barely fits what is left of that opening that is no longer round. So what is the perfect man for you? What kind of man makes your "Happily ever after," a reality?Are you heavy matainence, is he? You have a real chance here to define what you expect your life mate to be.


As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

 

[sweetnpetite]

Your just in a philisophical mood this evening aren't you dirt man?



I used to not believe in the consept of Soul Mates. Now, I wonder, but if they do exist- I think few people find theirs..


I just don't know.




these pictures in my e-mail showed a wind-up hard-body doing chores and then giving a nice backrub. Not very enlightened or philisophical, but this is a porn board, and that sort of thing is true porn for some women

 

[Guest]

Perfect is boring. Trust me.

Perdita

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Texas women win by one at home in double overtime, Dang it.

Texas women always win!

~lucky (winning Texas woman)

 

[snooper]

I realize that you didn't intend this thread to have any real meaning to it, but it does presume that there is a perfect man out there for every woman.

yes, remids me of the man who said he was waiting for Miss Right to come along. His friend advised him to check that the christian name was NOT "Eva".

 

[Guest]

Perfect is boring. Trust me.

Perdita

Yep, agreed. Trust me, too.

A perfect man to me is somebody who enjoys giving oral, and is fucking good at it. He's got to be able to give me mind blowing, cunt numbing, body shattering, soul destroying orgams, with his mouth alone.

Nothing else matters.

Really.

Lou

P.S. Oh, and he's got to enjoy having his life blood sucked from him.

 

[Dirt Man]

I was all set to get a British Airways ticket until I read about the blood sucking part. As a diabetic I'm sure my blood would be too sweet for you.


As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

 

[SensualCealy]

I just realized something last night, a perfect man is one that has too much to drink, passes out and doesnt notice me using an eggplant next to him in bed!
Life is grand!
Cealy
Best sex I had in days! lol

 

[Icingsugar]

He's got to be able to give me mind blowing, cunt numbing, body shattering, soul destroying orgams, with his mouth alone.

...from ten feet away.

/Ice - verbal

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I just realized something last night, a perfect man is one that has too much to drink, passes out and doesnt notice me using an eggplant next to him in bed!
Life is grand!
Cealy
Best sex I had in days! lol

ROFLMAO! That's sad and funny all at once and even sadder still that I can relate, once in a while

Keep up the good work...and good luck with the produce.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

...from ten feet away.

/Ice - verbal

Blimey yeah!

I know somebody who can do that, from even further away. You know who you are.

Now that's talent, and an even greater sign of perfection.

Lou

 

[raphy]

Nobody's perfect. But everybody's perfect *for* somebody.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Nobody's perfect. But everybody's perfect *for* somebody.

That's the sweetest thing I've heard in a while.

I used to sell motorcycles and the same sentiment was conveyed by our saying, "There's an ass for every seat."

And it's true. I once sold the oldest, ugliest, most decrepit looking machine to an equally strange lady and it was the greatest thing to ever happen to her. She loved it and in time, it wasn't so ugly and decrepit, but shiny and well loved.

~lucky (feeling nostalgic)

 

[whispering_surrender]

Nobody's perfect. But everybody's perfect *for* somebody.

Awww, hon. How very, very true.

Whisp

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Yep, agreed. Trust me, too.

A perfect man to me is somebody who enjoys giving oral, and is fucking good at it. He's got to be able to give me mind blowing, cunt numbing, body shattering, soul destroying orgams, with his mouth alone.

Nothing else matters.

Really.

Lou

P.S. Oh, and he's got to enjoy having his life blood sucked from him.

I resemble that remark.

 

[Madame Manga]

A perfect man to me is somebody who enjoys giving oral, and is fucking good at it. He's got to be able to give me mind blowing, cunt numbing, body shattering, soul destroying orgams, with his mouth alone.

Nothing else matters.

Really.

Lou

P.S. Oh, and he's got to enjoy having his life blood sucked from him.

Wow. I've got it made.

Seriously. On both counts. I'm a bitch to those I love.

MM

 

[English Lady]

I am really lucky..I've married my soul mate and he's perfect for me but nowhere near perfect(Thank God!) He cleans you know....and he can cook...and the sex thing *ewg* oh thats his speciality!