The perfect man for me....whats yours???

[Lethal_beauty_27]

If i could put together the perfect man he would have the folowing......
1) Eyes like Sly Stallone
2) A grin like Mickey Rourke
3) a body like John travola in Staying Alive
4) Hair that is dark brown, wavy and long
5) a semi dark tan
6) height around 6.1 to 6.6
7) a deep voice that can carry a tune.
8) he plays the guitar or the piano
9) He loves the outdoors swimming, canoeing, hiking.
10) loves lazy summer afternoons.
11) A family man, someone close to his family
12) he has to have a kiss that will knock me off my feet.
13) dance moves to let your hair down and go wild.
14) a great sence of humor
15) Loves listening to music all sorts
16) honest and trustworthy
17) kinking in bed, loves trying new things.




ok my perfect man whats yours......

 

[Jade]

Hey Lethal... this has already been done....

I will see if I can dig up my long ass response and re-post it... you will be sorry! (muahahahahhaaa)

 

[Skibum]

Well, Lethal Beauty, I can see there's no point in trying to hook up with you. I only hit on about 14 or 15 of your points. Damn!

 

[Ezzie]

Bruce Willis, 'Nuff said! LOL

 

[Alyrahh]

A heartbeat.

 

[Guest]

The perfect man for me...

Angel's "brother"! lol Well, the guy from Ohio anyway!

 

[Skitten]

I think I am one of the lucky ones I married the man of my dreams. An Italian Stallion as they say sweet and caring. Funny someone who is easy to talk to and always able to put a smile on my face even in the worst of situations. He is quite charming and the only man I have ever loved. He is known by you guys as wizard he is the man of my dreams.

 

[Jade]

Found it!

Okay Lethal, since you asked,

I drudged this up from an old thread (compliments of LL)...

I am NOT as picky as this will make me look honestly!
My huband scores about a 50% or so on this scale and I married him... so hopefully that demonstrates that I am not the pickiest little witch on the planet (hee hee)!

Let me just say here and now, that I realize this list is a truly impossible list to live up so; I am quite aware that this person does not exist and that is just as well.
Thank you ... now on with the goods....
(Also ... check out LLs list.. it was a good one too)!

Interior:

1) Intelligent ... very intelligent. Someone that can help me make an A in physics.

2) Witty... a good sense of humor is CRUCIAL... but someone who laughs with me and not at!

3) Knowing.. (well I hated to use the word "wise" b/c that implies that he is really really ancient) .. but I mean, someone who will travel to Machu Pichu with me, and know what NOT to say/do to the natives! Someone who is not ignorant about obvious things... (eg: someone who knows the holocaust DID occur...). LOVes to travel!!

4) A man that does not stereotype people based on their appearance, ethnicity, etc. A man that feels strongly about the injustice done to the Native American tribes during settlement and that sees and wants to know more about the beauty and uniqueness of other cultures.

5) Well-educated. A man that knows what he wants to do with his life... knows he has a calling and wants to do it well, whatever that may be. But also .. someone who, despite how educated he is... knows that one cannot know everything and therefore, is aware that life is a process of constant learning and that there is no greater tool we can have.

6) Doesn't hunt... and realizes that hunting is not a "sport" and that animals are not "game."

7)Loves hiking, backpacking, camping, swimming, running, etc. Loves mountains, oceans, etc.

8) Will accept me for all of my faults (and maybe even loves me for them!) and won't try to force me to go on a roller coaster, dive off a diving board, jump off a plane, or go bungeeing (is that a word??). And he answers my emails!!!!!

9) He appreciates that I don't wear make-up and likes to caress my face.

10) LOVES animals. Lets dogs lick him, will stroke a cat for a long time (almost subconciously) while talking to me. He will understand my lack of desire to attend the circus....

11) Loves to wrestle with me (and will let it lead to sex!) and sometimes will let me win even though he is physically more capable.

12) Gives amazing backrubs! Loves to touch my body everywhere! Runs his hands through my hair... or better yet, likes to brush it, or help me wash it, or both.

13) Knows how to hold a baby, and doesn't play dumb when someone hands one to him.

14) Understanding... he will hold me when I cry, and be nice to me when I am traumatized and acting like a total sap in a movie theater. He will not get mad when I act like a stereotypical woman and scream at the scary parts, but instead will be able to put up with me latching on to his arm and burying my face in his shoulder. (or screaming)

15) Someone who doesn't think a period is gross and understands that menstruating is a natural function of the normal female anatomy.

16) Knows a little something about child psychology.

17) Is disgusted by child porn... and if he had children of his own would feel very protective of them and would want to physically hurt anyone who tried to hurt them.

18) Is at least somewhat protective of me... not to a ridiculous extent, like getting in bar fights whenever someone glances my way, but to the effect where if say, some stranger comes and starts fondling me and won't leave me along when I ask him to... he will step in and ask him to stop also.... he will try first, ALWAYS to not resort to physical violence unless he has to, but if he has to... can.

19) Someone who likes to be dominant in bed, who will tie me to the bed and blindfold me, but someone who will let me dominate him sometimes also.

20) Kisses like an arch-angel.

21) Doesn't mind PDOA.

22) Doesn't worry about me getting fat, isn't fat obsessed and won't freak out if I actually gain 5 pounds... and will make me feel better b/c I would be doing all the freaking out.

23) Can sing... at least somewhat decently. Can play an instrument... espescially acoustic or classic guitar (better than me.. which is REALLY easy). Piano is just a bonus.

24) Knows his oldies or at least classic rock. Loves the beatles. Appreciates music of all genres and doesn't just cling to one type or worstly, one band.

25) Has the patience to read this whole list! (or wait for me while I play the colorful xylophone at toys r us).

26) Vegetarian for animal rights reasons

27) Likes to eat! Can cook! Helps with housework!
Values having more land as opposed to a HUGE house.

28) Recycles!

29) Has a very romantic side.... will surprise me sometimes!

30) Has a talent or a hobbie that he can do when we are not together or when I am studying... like painting, reading, crocheting, I don't know, something!

31) HONEST... but not to the point of cruelty... eg: if I have just had a baby 3 weeks ago and ask if I look fat, he doesn't say "you are skinny as a rail," but he doesn't say, "you are a fucking hog!" He will say, "I am amazed at how good you look after only three weeks.. keep doing what you are doing! You are so beautiful to me!"

32) Knows when to be an adult... and when it is okay to be a kid again. (eg: will go down the slide with me at a park, but won't make sexual jokes around my boss).

33) Not stingy... likes to go out to eat, but not careless wtih money either.

34) Can use chopsticks well

35) Knows a little about his car (how to change oil, tires, etc.) but is not car obsessed!

36) Is ready and willing to kiss me... everywhere!

37) Thinks breastfeeding is sexy.

38) Doesn't get drunk all the time.

39) Will baby me when I am sick.

40) He likes to pick me up and carry me.

41) Is not a conservative male-shauvanist pig.

42) Respects me for my opinions and is willing to debate big issues with me and discuss philosophy and proverbial meanings. (and is willing to accept disagreement and move on once the topic is over with).

43) Can speak a foreign language...(espescially French)… and do it well. Has some interest in spanish.

44) Is willing to accept any baggage I come with. Won't judge me for my past.

45) Will eat my leftovers

46) Has a sense of spirituality but is not a bible thumper

47) Will take me to the Ren. Festival (HUZZAH!!)

48) Is NOT gay: "Don't be gay spark, don't be gay!"
49) Knows the sign language alphabet so we can communicate at loud parties, etc.

50) Is in love with me and wants to be with me forever.


Exterior:

1) Hair shade anywhere from Dark, Sandy blond to medium brown. (Unless he is of an ethnic backgroud which provides him with another color.)

2) Eyes like the sea after a storm (you said the "perfect" man right?)

3) Chisled jaw-line, full head of hair, nice kissable lips. Either clean shaven, goatee, or a little bit of stubble, like the rugged look, but not the drunk, slovenly look. But, can also go for the babyface look if it is done right!

4) Weight between 160 and 220. Height between 5'10 and 6'4". The weight is not too crucial, just someone who is sorta slender and who takes care of himself and is not overweight. but NOT those huge mongo body builder types.


5) A HUGE smile!!

6) Arms... Ah arms, ... so important... I have this thing for strong arms... if he can bench press more than me... I am happy but if he can pick me up.. I am really really happy!!

7) The stamina to keep up wtih my sex drive.

8) Smile will continue brightening my days even in old age.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Jade looking there I pass all but no. 26 Maybe your husband has reason to be jealous... PS The photo?

Da chef

 

[Cheyenne]

The perfect man for me is the one who thinks I'm the perfect woman for him.

 

[Wizard]

HAHAHAHAHAH Just remember you ask............Jade that was cool.....

 

[Siren]

OMG I thought I was the only one to remember Travolta was hot in that movie...

 

[SimplySouthern]

Perfection is unobtainable. Not that I would want anyone perfect. That would make me feel self concious.

I will settle for a man that makes me feel happy and special. A man that makes me feel like I am the most beautiful woman on Earth. A man that makes me feel as though the sun rises and sets only to please me.

Asking alot? Nope...from the right man this is a simple task.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I am the perfect man for everyone!

Come here for all your cuddles!

 

[Jade]

HAHAHAHAHAH Just remember you ask............Jade that was cool.....

AH THANKS WIZ!!

HAHA, I warned her didn't I? LOL!!


CHEF: YOU'VE GOT MAIL BABY..(but don't say I didn't warn ya!)

 

[KillerMuffin]

I have him already hands off dears. In two years my hubbypreciouspoo has sent me about 300 i love you cards. And memorized them. The first time I ever had a conversation with him, he looked into my eyes. Can't count the number of guys who have no idea what color my eyes are, even though I'm so brown brown brown brown it oughta be obvious. And his ass.... omg. wow. He's 5'9" 210lbs. 11% bodyfat. Nuff said. I absolutely adore a man who can carry my across the threshold without screaming about a new hernia or throwing a disk. My perfect man, someone I can be cooped up with on an 18 wheeler for 6 weeks without wanting to maim, kill, or at least divorce. If the trucks a rockin... ya better not knock, even if you are highway patrol....

 

[teresafannin]

I have my dream man as well, only took until I was 37 to find him. He is the first man, other than my son,to totally love me & put me first in his life.He has stood by my side this last year & helped through the worst trauma any mother can go through. He has sent me more cards, flowers, letters than anyone, but more than that, he listens to my heart & knows how I feel, sometimes even before I do. He has the most beautiful blue eyes & the softest lips of any man I have ever known. I can't imagine my life without him.

 

[Lasher]

Here it is...

This is the thread that Jade was talking about above. My answer was here also - I just don't have the energy to cut and paste, LOL.


http://literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=12063

 

[Jade]

Re: Here it is...

This is the thread that Jade was talking about above. My answer was here also - I just don't have the energy to cut and paste, LOL.


http://literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=12063

Intrigued by Lasher's thread... I took the liberty of cutting and pasting for him (sorry Lash)...
Oh and Lash... you have no idea how much of me you have in there... I feel sooo good about myself now!



~Jade

Jiminy Crickets, LL, that "Mr. Lovely Latina" seems like one hell of a guy - I just have this feeling he would be just a little bit taller. I dunno, he just sounds like a tall guy...

But anyways... How about we introduce Ms. Lovely Lasherina and see what happens.... So here goes.

Interior Qualities

*She has confidence in her own ability to do whatever she sets her mind to
*She's kind when she needs to be kind, and she's an absolute bitch when she needs to be - and she's always able to tell which is appropriate
*She has an intelligence that goes beyond being well-educated (there's more important things in life than what can be learned in a class room)
*She knows the difference between Offsides and Icing; She says "Ground Rule Double" and not "Book Rule Double"; She's not afraid to shoot from "3 Point Land"; and she'll hit a driver to try and cut the corner when everyone else is telling her she should lay up.
*She has a subtle way of getting me to do whatever she wants
*She makes a fantastic Lasagne
*She understands that above all else sex is supposed to be fun
*She can be your lover and your best friend
*And Most Important of all, she has an amazing sense of humor - witty, biting, sarcastic, silly - whatever is appropriate. And maybe even more important, she knows that sometimes the inappropriate is the funniest thing of all

Exterior Qualities

*She's 5'4 to 5'6 (although we could stretch that to 5'11 for the right person, *wink*)
*She has a toned and athletic body
*She has an ass that, when you see it, the first thing that pops into your head is how much you'd love to bite it
*She has full breasts - probably a C-cup - the kind that fill your hand or a swimsuit and just beg for your attention
*She has smile that lights up a room, the kind that you see and you can't help but smile back
*She has eyes that make her look like an Angel, but when you really look deep inside you see something deliciously naughty hidden there
*She has long dark hair
*She has just enough of a hint of a tan line that you know you're seeing things that most people normally don't get to see...
*She has nails that are just long enough that you can feel them on your back, but not so long that they keep her from doing normal, everyday things...
*And overall she just has this presence about her, and when she enters a room EVERYONE knows it

So how's that for AIMING HIGH, LL?

Hmmm... and why do I get this feeling that if we put "Mr Lovely Latina" and "Ms Lovely Lasherina" in the same room together, the rest of us we'll be shit out of luck???



[Edited by Lasher99 on 06-24-2000 at 11:38 AM]

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Ok tend to agree with Ezzie on Bruce Willis.

He is sooooo hot. But I would also take any man that could talk like Sean Connery. Now that is a voice. LOL

Bonnie

 

[dancinvixen]

My perfect man is about 6', and is nicely muscled all over, although he does say that he isn't very large(in the nether regions) I completely disagree. He is caring, sweet, romantic and loving. When I am feeling down, he comes over to me and he let's me cry all over my shoulder, and follows it up with an amazing round of sex. <g> When we fight, he listens and makes sure to actually communicate clearly instead of mumble, so that I understand. All in all, my husband is my perfect man, and it only took me, 22 years to find him <g>

 

[Gingersnap]

My perfect man is the one who loves me flaws and all..

 

[Wizard]

I bet 5'4" and looking like Pee Wee herman just don't get it, Huh...........................DAM

 

[Mortto56]

"GEE!"..I just work for a living,and watch my granddaughter,and pay taxes,and work for a living,I'm only 6',my hairs fallin out,and I just work for a living,I drink a beer once-in-a-while,and have-a-hootie once in a while,and just work for a living,sometimes my day is good,sometimes my day is bad,THEN I JUST LEARN HOW TO LIVE WITH IT.