The Perfect Lesbian...

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A friend recently emailed this humorous note.

The ABC`s of the Perfect Lesbian

Accent of Amanda Donohoe
Beauty of Rita Mae Brown
Courage of Anita Hill
Depth of Tracy Chapman
Exoticness of Rae Dawn Chong
Fiestiness of Murphy Brown
Genius of Jane Wagner
Hypnotic eyes of Meg Foster
Iq of Diane Sawyer
Jocularity of Paula Poundstone
Kinkiness of Madonna
Lusty, lascivious looks of Demi Moore
Mystique of Linda Fiorentino
Nattiness of Christine Cagney
Outspokenness of Catherine MacKinnon
Politics of Urvashi Vaid
Quickwittedness of Kate Clinton
Riches of Martina Navratilova prior to Judy Nelson
Sensuality of Kelly LeBrock
Talent of Jodie Foster
Understanding of Mother Theresa
Voice of k.d. lang
Wholesomness of Linda Hamilton
Xperience of Sappho
Youthfulness of Sharon Gless
Zaniness of Whoopi Goldberg
 
agree with all esp Lusty, lascivious looks of Demi Moore
 
I'd like to believe the perfect lesbian would just be herself instead of an amalgamation of other women.
 
What an idealistic list of mpossibilites! Rather have a woman that was confident in her sex and expressed her sexuality with conviction and courage!
 
Never said:
I'd like to believe the perfect lesbian would just be herself instead of an amalgamation of other women.


FOUND IT
 
There is nothing wrong with a bit of stereotyping. If i can see that ABC in one woman i am sure she would be the perfect lesbian
 
the perfect lesbian would be the one in my bed...so maybe there isn't one quite yet...sigh...
 
The perfect lesbian is the one that chooses me over cock.
 
"i want somebody who
can hold my interest
hold it and never let it fall
somebody who can flatten me
with a kiss that hits like a fist
or a sentence that stops me
like a brick wall...

do you think i ask too much?"

apologizes to ani difranco
 
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