The Perfect Girlfriend

[Weird Harold]

How about someone who is 11 years older

Older than me, or older than 27?

Nah, neither fits the criteria.

38 is too liable to be set in her ways and I wouldn't have any excuse to trade her in when she was no longer half my age.

Older than me wouldn't permit me to feel 27 again.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

What is it about "Facetious" you don't get?

I was only joking. But you can take your facetious head and shove it right up your ass.
How are we all doing tonight?

 

[Weird Harold]

I was referring to me being 38 and her being 27.

No, you'd need a nineteen year-old who wanted to live in sin with man twice her age.

 

[Guest]

No, you'd need a nineteen year-old who wanted to live in sin with man twice her age.

That's why Jack has me.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Older is the only way to go for me. The thought of dating someone my own age makes me cringe in horror. Maybe when I hit my mid twenties that will all change... or maybe I'll move on to fifty year old guys, lol

 

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[smartguy_22]

allrighty

the perfect girl friend.....
Someone whom will act as a human being, expects the same from me and does not play games.
Someone whom does not abuse drugs of any kind ( legal or other wise) and has an ungodly IQ... which is propably the most atractive feature in a woman.


But then again i am yet to meet a girl. a woman whom wouyld fulfill any of those "requirements".