The Perfect Christmas Party Date

[Isabella Thorne]

If you could invite anyone in the whole wide world to be your date at your Christmas party ....

and you would be guaranteed that they would accept your invitation ....

who would you ask?

Who would be the best date you could bring to your Christmas party and why?
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I heard this question on the radio ...
and I'm still trying to figure out who I would ask ..

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Sorry Tia ...

.... oh ok I decided who will be my date for the Christmas bash ....

David Duchovny ...

and i get first dibs on him cause i called him first ... lol ...

He is sooooooo good looking ... to melt my heart ... sooooo sexy .... PLUS .... he has an off-the-wall dry sense of humour that is soooooo insane ... he would have me and everyone else at the party laughing all night ...

good times ... (SNL) ..lol
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The Truth is Out There.

 

[Expertise]

For each arm......

Alley Bagget because as of yesterday I am completely fascinated with her buttocks

and although Alley may be a brilliant conversationalist...

Sandra Bullock because any time I have seen her interviewed she cracks me up and for that matter is quite estheticly pleasing as well.

 

[Ambrosious]

We Get Two?

My fantasy goddess on my right, with Helen Hunt on the left. Then a 3-way on the copier.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

oh damn you all to hell ... now you changed it to two dates????

i have to think some more about the second invitation then ... it took me a lot of brain-storming to come up with David as the perfect date ... lol ...

but one date on each arm does sound wonderful .... maybe Mel Gibson cause he is gorgeous and funny too ... or maybe an intellect who is also gorgeous ... i will have to think about that one for a while ... or a great dancer like Patrick Swayze or Ricky Martin ... or maybe even a woman ...

oh fantasy goddess ... quest ce c'est Ambrosious? and Helen Hunt is perfect ... she would be the perfect Christmas party date ...

and Sandra ... i love her too Chandler ... who is Alley and where did you see her buttocks and why does that make her the perfect Christmas party date ... lol .. i know ... know .... questions, questions ...

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Izzy, aren't you glad....

that you stayed home?? Have fun.

blue

 

[Ambrosious]

oh fantasy goddess ... quest ce c'est Ambrosious?

If you are asking who my fantasy goddess is, it is my wife, the light in my sky, lover, woman, friend. If that is what you were asking, you'll have to translate. I understood the "Ambrosious" part.

 

[Expertise]

I'll forward the link Bella. Backless dress.... the woman is made for it.

 

[Juliangel]

With all this talk and thinking about him I would have to say Brendan Fraser with out a doubt and for my second date I would pick Mel Gibson.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Ambrosious ... that is exactly what i was asking ... and you answered me beautifully ... thank you darling ... you are a very lucky man ... and so is fantasy goddess ... and so is Helen Hunt ... and so is your photo copier ... lol

thanx Chandler .. you can formally introduce me to Alley then ... looking forward to it dear ...

and ummmm yes, Blue! but i am going to call work now and see how they are doing ...

 

[Isabella Thorne]

dammit Juli ... i was too wishy-washy on Mel ... now you have first dibs ... ha ha ... i will have to hurry up and make up my mind or all the good ones will be taken ... ummm maybe Sean Connery ...???

 

[April]

Isabella, shame on you! I can't make up my mind between 3!
On the one hand, I would pick Brendan Fraser, and on the other, I would have to pick Robbie Williams. (oooh, that man drives me wild) And on yet another hand, I would very much like to have Expertise! (yeah, y'all knew that was coming. LOL) It's just too bad that I don't have 3 hands. Or maybe that's a good thing, I'm not sure.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Can I get LL on one arm and either Expertise or Xander on the other!

 

[Expertise]

Sure now ya' like me...

 

[April]

Sure now ya' like me...

Are you talking to me?

 

[Naked Hunny]

No April i believe he is refering to me!! Never said I didnt like you dear!! Just thought you were being a lil slutty of course nevermind Im mackin in LL so whatever!

 

[Expertise]

No but I would be more than happy to.

 

[April]

Well, hey, I'm right here. Not going anywhere for a while. Just quietly getting older.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Heart Shaped World

eh? is it your bday coming up Nance?

ohhhh my second date for the Christmas party ... i decided will be: Chris Isaak ....

i think he is sooooo sexy and good looking ... and also soooo funny .... dry humour ... tongue in cheek ... yup he would be fantastic at the party ...

<strolling into the party with David and Chris ... laughing at all their wild jokes ... hugging them ... nibbling on them ... touching them ... holding them .... dancing slow with them .... oh i'm in heaven>

besides ummmmm musicians always have the best pot ... ha ha ...
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What a wicked game you play
To make me feel this way
What a wicked thing to do
To let me dream of you
~Chris Isaak~


[Edited by Isabella Thorne on 12-15-2000 at 07:21 PM]

 

[Guest]

 

[Purple Haze]

Sheryl Crow, oh yeah.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

In that sweet southern Style...

I could have a good christmas with that

 

[Isabella Thorne]

I bet Goldie Hawn would be fun.

ok now you're just thinking small time Indy ....

what about Goldie and her daughter Kate Hudson ... every guy's fantasy, right? sexy mother and daughter in 3-way ...

wow ... now that's a Christmas date ... lol

and Purple ... well dear your date is just getting way too high over there by the Christmas tree ...
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I dropped acid on a Saturday night
just to see what the fuss is about.
~Sheryl Crow~

 

[miles]

I'm double dating

Claudia Schiffer and Elle MacPherson, but we're skipping the party.

 

[Thumper]

In a word....

Isabella....