The Perfect Christmas Gift

[rm1969]

I just got the most amazing gift from my g/f and wife for Christmas...now I need to know what is the best way to thank them for the gift.

Have you ever had a gift leave you speechless and wondering what the hell to do to thank the person?

 

[islandman]

I just got the most amazing gift from my g/f and wife for Christmas...now I need to know what is the best way to thank them for the gift.

Have you ever had a gift leave you speechless and wondering what the hell to do to thank the person?

Get them another b/f and husband.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I just got the most amazing gift from my g/f and wife for Christmas...now I need to know what is the best way to thank them for the gift.

Have you ever had a gift leave you speechless and wondering what the hell to do to thank the person?

Maybe a nice new copy of The Book of Mormon.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I give money or lotsa cookies. No one ever returns either of them to me. No one ever says, GODDAMMIT JOHNSON YOU KNOW MY HEART WAS SET ON FRUITCAKE!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Jesus fuck. Another metrosexual...



Standard offering, flowers (roses), chocolate (expensive and European) and jewelry (diamonds).

What the fuck is wrong with American manhood these days that they haven't learned the basics before they attempt to master sex?

 

[Curmudgeonly]

I just got the most amazing gift from my g/f and wife for Christmas...now I need to know what is the best way to thank them for the gift.

Have you ever had a gift leave you speechless and wondering what the hell to do to thank the person?

Nice humble brag...wannabe...next time:

...make the GF twins.