The people here are just wrong pt1

[dateRape]

I just wanted to share some of the private messages. I have been receiving since my first post here. This one comes from who I call pogo pagan. And you wonder why i give the fags a hard time.

paganangel
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Registered: Oct 2001
Posts: 724
getting together.
look, i know you are going to be a bit apprehsive about this. please don't be belligerant. i'm only tryingto be nice. look, i'm willing to help you out here. you've had a girl suck your dick before right? well, how 'bout a guy? i mean a mouth's a mouth. i'll be gentle, if it even gets that far of course. i promise if it does get that far i'l do my best to please you and open you up to some new things. what do you say?

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Well don't you think that was lovely? I knew this place was creepy but it gets better. My next thread!

 

[Guest]

 

[Summery]

WTF? Why did you feel the need to post a PRIVATE MESSAGE?

That's just so wrong!

 

[lavender]

 

[Guest]

 

[Zamdrist]

Like, right. Like he wrote that. Think about it.

 

[lilminx]

I know Paganangel very well IRL

I don't think he would PM someone with that. Even if he would, it's not something that you should be posting here, fucking asshole.

 

[lavender]

 

[Guest]

 

[lilminx]

Especially not to you.

 

[koalabear]

just let this toliet paper fall off the BB

 

[Zamdrist]

Zamdrist, you're the sexiest man alive!

See how easy it is?

 

[Mellon Collie]

Pagan, you little pimp.

 

[Guest]

 

[Debbie]

daterape,
Next time you pretend a pm is from someone? Could you please change your style of writing a little more.
This is so obvious that you wrote it.

 

[Zamdrist]

OH NO!!!! How did you ever find that?? I had it hidden i thought. Ok secrets out, veeryone now knows I got something for you!!!!!

LOL. I thought you might get a kick outta that.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[seXieleXie]

While we're at it, here is a PM i got from DateRape just the other day

dateRape
Experienced
Registered: 03-15-2002
Posts: 46

The Reason I'm Such A Prick

Well, you see, I have a tiny penis (and I mean mircoscopic here), really terrible breath, I'm a complete idiot and I have no personality. Because of this I've never been able to interact with people in the real world, so I'm forced to use a computer to hide what a complete loser I am. I love coming to a message board like this and really stirring shit. I like to make fun of homosexuals because I'm ashamed of the fact that I myself am gay. I think I've got everyone fooled though. Anyway, thanks for letting me vent, but I've got to get to work. My boss at Chuck E. Cheese's said if I'm late one more time he'll fire me, and then my mom would kick me out of the house and that would really suck Talk to you later,
DR
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god of fuck

 

[Guest]

 

[lavender]

 

[Starfish]

Naughty lexie.


Now I am going to have to spank your misbehavin ass.

 

[Sillyman]

Hey look I mean Daterape has taken enough crap getting that kind of a PM anyway. Is it really his fault he's just so damn sexy, in a fruity, faggy, homo way that even the straightest male just wants to tear the panties off his cute little bottom and ream him till his ass bleeds? I mean, when you have to go through life making everyman queer who just see's you sashay into the room things can be pretty tough. Having to blow your boss in the men's room, having to let your teachers butt fuck you for good grades, having to lick out your dad's sweaty asshole before you can have dessert, can you imagine what this would do to a man? Every single day being assaulted by newly formed queers, and then never getting any pussy because some former christian conservative can't his mouth off his balls. What a sad, sad little man.

 

[seXieleXie]

Naughty lexie.


Now I am going to have to spank your misbehavin ass.

oOoOoOoOo
is that a promise?

 

[alexandraaah]

If he sent it, it was as a joke because of all of DR's anti-homosexuality crap on the board.

I say hats off to PA if he did write that.

I agree...fucking hilarious.