The Peep Scientist is in

TigerClaw said:
and yes it will have BDSM section.

I have waited over a year for this. I have been coniving and planning all year on how I will torture these dispicable Peeps. I was walking through the store. All was quite. Until I passed one shelf. I wouldnt have noticed them if it was not for there volunterring spirit to further mankind. Just as I passed I heard, peep, peep, peep, peep. Slowly I turned. Slowly I looked over the shelf and what did my eyes behold?

It was PEEPS.

So any ideas on how to torture our little Peep friends?
there is a whole site on how to torture them back on one of these threads.
 
TigerClaw said:
and yes it will have BDSM section.

I have waited over a year for this. I have been coniving and planning all year on how I will torture these dispicable Peeps. I was walking through the store. All was quite. Until I passed one shelf. I wouldnt have noticed them if it was not for there volunterring spirit to further mankind. Just as I passed I heard, peep, peep, peep, peep. Slowly I turned. Slowly I looked over the shelf and what did my eyes behold?

It was PEEPS.

So any ideas on how to torture our little Peep friends?

Flammability tests...I think those are a must.
 
The last word ...

make sure you have a service sub, then nuke them in the microwave ...

You can do some fresh, some frozen, and some laid out on the table to go stale for a few days.

Have the service sub record the results of different states post-thermal meltdown.
 
Re: The last word ...

AngelicAssassin said:
make sure you have a service sub, then nuke them in the microwave ...

You can do some fresh, some frozen, and some laid out on the table to go stale for a few days.

Have the service sub record the results of different states post-thermal meltdown.

AngelicAssassin is quite right, TigerClaw. Proper documentation is necessary to ensure correct conclusions. Lab notebooks are a must. :)
 
OK TigerClaw:

Why this anger towards peeps. I mean they look like innocent little creatures. We must get to the root of your anger othewise it could get out of control. :D

Or is this a sadistic need you have:catgrin:
 
No one ever expects............

Daa daa DAAAAAAAAAAAA.............

The Peep Inquisition
 
Well pull out the comfy chair...And tell me..Do Peeps conduct electricity???

And if so, what is the mean average resistance for a Peep??

Hmm Perhaps we should pass this one to DVS?

But we might get back a report on peeps and anal sex instead..ewwwww....anal peeps???
 
Meanwhile..Back at the Lit. Lab

Hmm Do peeps dissolve in the standard lubricants??

You know..Oil base, water base, silicone, Vaginal secretions???
 
Re: Meanwhile..Back at the Lit. Lab

EKVITKAR said:
Hmm Do peeps dissolve in the standard lubricants??

You know..Oil base, water base, silicone, Vaginal secretions???

Temperature is also a factor in solubility. So you could also chart the solubility in which solvents, as well as charting the solubility as a factor of temperature.

:)
 
Color me totally out of it, but what the heck are "peeps"
 
Perhaps we can recruit the Angelic one to do a study on "The Terminal Ballistics of the Peep".
I think he'd enjoy that.
 
I'll volunteer to do testing on "how many peeps will a standard 28" arrow, fired from a 68# test bow at 20 yards, penetrate?" I'm thinking as a preliminary theorem that it may take a depth greater than the length of the arrow.

Hmm... a pyl will be needed to retrieve the arrow(s) from the depths of the piled-up peeps, and then clean the detritus from the shaft(s) and flight(s).
 
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