The Parking Lot Revisited

[unpredictablebijou]

There was a Parking Lot thread but I couldn't find it. So here ya go, UYS. A thread to snipe in.

And just to get the ball rolling, NYAH! To EVERYBODY but especially that ONE, and well, him, and her and him, and them.

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[UnderYourSpell]

Gawd that's a face to give you nightmares! So to HIM who did it just to see if he could I give you a better match ...... your face and my ass

 

[unpredictablebijou]

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[UnderYourSpell]

You saying I have a hairy ass?!!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

You saying I have a hairy ass?!!

Well it may not have been yours I just kissed. It's dark in here.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Only Homb could have an ass that hairy

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Only Homb could have an ass that hairy

See, there's a fine sort of sentiment for the parking lot.

Homburg's got a hairy ass!

I'd run away now, but I so don't think that's going to get his dander up.

bj

 

[unpredictablebijou]

to the current economic situation:

fuck you. kiss my catfish belly white ass, you motherfucker, and if you think you can take me down with this you better think again. It may look like I'm under but I float, you moronic, scum-sucking, bottom-feeding waste of oxygen, and I have friends. Lots of friends. So don't you dare have the delusional nads to count me out, you pompous asshole, you goat-humping little pissant excuse for an economy, and you can put my name on the list of people who will win despite your best efforts. I will win, and then I will fuck the whole front row at your funeral.

not even close to done,

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Spit spit spittttttt on you AOL for mucking up my emails I am now told that I must wait 4 hours and you will fix it your end sooooooo it must be your fault right? and if you can't fix what you broke what then ? well all my other emails work just fine on other names I have so phooey to you I will just use another name (although it's a pain in the ass transferring everything over and it's your fault) and stop making bloody expensive calls to India with people whose accent I can't understand

 

[unpredictablebijou]

nyah.

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[UnderYourSpell]

cor that tongue could reach some pretty interesting places!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Fucking men !!!!!!!!! I am my own person you don't ownnnnnnnnnn meeeeeee !!

 

[emma_tate]

How hard could it be to find? It is just a few threads beneath this one. I think you just like to see your name as a thread starter. PLUS, you can earmark a thread , like the one about you in the GB, so when someone posts, ( like about you, on the poet nomination thread.) you will know automatically!@!! kewl, huh.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

How hard could it be to find? It is just a few threads beneath this one. I think you just like to see your name as a thread starter. PLUS, you can earmark a thread , like the one about you in the GB, so when someone posts, ( like about you, on the poet nomination thread.) you will know automatically!@!! kewl, huh.

Well, you adorable little psycho stalker alt, you weren't here so you didn't notice that the original thread was not, in fact, in the Hangout at the time. It got moved later, after I started the new one. More to the point, since the original thread was in the formal area, I knew it wasn't appropriate now that we have the Hangout and did not wish to bump it into that area. Seems logical, I know, but if you put on your crazy funhouse Psychobitch glasses, sure, it's all about seeing my name in print. Cause that makes me feel so special.

And re-reading the original thread should give everyone a pretty good idea what I've put up with on occasion around here.

Sure. I LOOOOOVE being the only one with my name up around here. I fucking love tapdancing in an empty room just to try to attract worthy new poets to come in and interact so this board can be what it ought to be. I fucking love being a goddamn cheerleader for no particular reason, just so my pointless enthusiasm can attract worthless bile from inbred, moronic people who have no constructive contributions whatsoever. That's really neato for me. So thanks for noticing.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Emma did nobody ever tell you that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Eh? did I miss 10 pages or summat ?

You didn't miss a thing, dolly.

not a thing.

let's go play.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Seems I did I didn't cotton on till I had posted then went back and reread it lol

 

[champagne1982]

I'm bumping this so that those with nothing constructive to say can bitch to the pavement...

 

[Safe_Bet]

You are right Champ. I apologize.

Or "dhirty in thirdy".

A time ago I somehow decided to start my 30 in 30. After 3-4 poems I got in shape and writing was flowing naturally. Then a rather intelligent participant had to treat me to underhanded compliments. The worst part of it was that he did it in good faith. How stupid!!! Well, at least I've written 8 poems on that occasion, one per day, which was nice. Afterward I've written one more in English, a few in Polish, and that was it. I had enough. You guys are not the only ones obnoxious in the small world of the poetry writing population. Such behavior unfortunately is the norm also in other places devoted to poetry. Don't feel too bad. Have fun. (By small world I mean, of course, the world of small people).

But you are (I don't mean bj, who is neither "an old fart" nor "obnoxious").

Okay, Senna. I have had my fill of your shit. You have proven that you are a mean spirited, rude mother fucker over and over and over again. You espouse your opinions as if you are speaking from on high and insult the works of other people, who are sharing their hearts and souls, with condescending comments and slights. ENOUGH!

If people do not specifically request a critique then shut the fuck up. You opinion is no more valid than anyone else’s. The difference is that when other people don’t care for a poem they are polite and say nothing. They do this because they are decent human beings and don’t get their jollies from acting like the are the “end all” of poetry. Who the fuck do you think you are anyway? You are a poet on a porn site – get the fuck over yourself, asshat!

You pop in and pull your trollish bullshit and makes everyone unhappy for NO FUCKING REASON! Trust me, NO ONE wants your unsolicited criticism. BTW, that is all that it is too. Insults, criticism and snide little comments from a pathetic, snide little man. Someday you should study the difference between critique and criticism – you might learn something, but I doubt that your “obnoxious” little ego could stand it.


To my friends: I had no intention of coming back yet. As you can see I am still way too emotional. My intent today was to peacefully read a few of your poems, however I could not tolerate this egregious insult to go unchallenged. I apologize for “shitting in my own nest” like this. Like I said it’s too soon. I love you all and I’ll be back when I am a little more stable.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Not you needs to apologise

 

[champagne1982]

You are right Champ. I apologize.

Thanks pussy cat, but you weren't alone in it. Have a coffee with me and read these fun things to the girlies

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Could have a sing song ....... Touch me it's so easy to leave meeeeeeee all alone wi ...... err where's everyone gone?

 

[emma_tate]

Well, you adorable little psycho stalker alt, you weren't here so you didn't notice that the original thread was not, in fact, in the Hangout at the time. It got moved later, after I started the new one. More to the point, since the original thread was in the formal area, I knew it wasn't appropriate now that we have the Hangout and did not wish to bump it into that area. Seems logical, I know, but if you put on your crazy funhouse Psychobitch glasses, sure, it's all about seeing my name in print. Cause that makes me feel so special.

And re-reading the original thread should give everyone a pretty good idea what I've put up with on occasion around here.

Sure. I LOOOOOVE being the only one with my name up around here. I fucking love tapdancing in an empty room just to try to attract worthy new poets to come in and interact so this board can be what it ought to be. I fucking love being a goddamn cheerleader for no particular reason, just so my pointless enthusiasm can attract worthless bile from inbred, moronic people who have no constructive contributions whatsoever. That's really neato for me. So thanks for noticing.

bj

Miss Under your spell and unpredictablebijou

I have no idea what you and bijou are ranting about. I came over here from EditRed after being invited by someone else who is a member here.

My post was an obviously poor attempt at being silly and you two have mistaken me for someone else. I still do not see the reason by you both being so unkind. I was told the forum was friendly and fun. I guess my friend was lying. You don't have to worry about me posting in the hangout again. And UYS, poor thing....

sorry to have offended you, real or imagined.

best wishes,

Emma Tate

 

[unpredictablebijou]

How hard could it be to find? It is just a few threads beneath this one. I think you just like to see your name as a thread starter. PLUS, you can earmark a thread , like the one about you in the GB, so when someone posts, ( like about you, on the poet nomination thread.) you will know automatically!@!! kewl, huh.

Miss Under your spell and unpredictablebijou

I have no idea what you and bijou are ranting about. I came over here from EditRed after being invited by someone else who is a member here.

My post was an obviously poor attempt at being silly and you two have mistaken me for someone else. I still do not see the reason by you both being so unkind. I was told the forum was friendly and fun. I guess my friend was lying. You don't have to worry about me posting in the hangout again. And UYS, poor thing....

sorry to have offended you, real or imagined.

best wishes,

Emma Tate

Well sure, that's completely believable. And since you're brand new here, you must have done an astoundingly flattering amount of research on me within only a day or two to be able to incorrectly make reference to things that happened over a year ago. Amazing. I can't imagine I'm worth that much attention, but whatever.

Aside from the occasional idiot, this is in fact a very friendly place.

Mostly i'm just making sure I quote your posts so they don't disappear.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Miss Under your spell and unpredictablebijou

I have no idea what you and bijou are ranting about. I came over here from EditRed after being invited by someone else who is a member here.

My post was an obviously poor attempt at being silly and you two have mistaken me for someone else. I still do not see the reason by you both being so unkind. I was told the forum was friendly and fun. I guess my friend was lying. You don't have to worry about me posting in the hangout again. And UYS, poor thing....

sorry to have offended you, real or imagined.

best wishes,

Emma Tate

Mrssssssssssss perleeeeeze and poor? me? no I don't think so I am rich in friends which is something you are rapidly running out of.