The ovulation hornies

[KillerMuffin]

Gawd mother fucking dammit.

I'm going to stalk me some prey, the one-eyed common trouser snake. If you've seen one, particular one in its rigor stage, let me know.

So, all you celibate folks out there, how do you deal with "oh my fucking gawd I gotta get me some NOW!" hornies? The ones that make you do the stupidest things imaginable. The ones that make you think, "hey now, Cousin Ferd doesn't look so bad now that he got the toupee." The ones that make you look at your boss and think, "maybe I could be bisexual." The ones that make you start stupid threads about fucking Sparky.

SSSSSSHHHHHHH Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm hunting cock. Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh.

 

[April]

I deal with it by posting pics of my naked breasts.

 

[Samuari]

April

Where?

 

[April]

ROFL!! You missed it. I took it down already.

 

[Samuari]

this means

that you're over 'em?

 

[Naked Hunny]

damn i wanted to see Aprils breasts! i always miss the fun!

 

[Samuari]

ain't it the shits!

 

[Bigdog]

Too bad...

they were awesome!

 

[Xander]

Not to sound rude or anything KM. Uhm.....but you seem to get the hornies a lot these day.

Who am I to talk. LOL I walk down past the fields here, and even the sheep start to look good. Oh hell, I'm doomed.

Oh and yes. Aprils beautiful breasts are definately worth closer examination hehehe...

 

[Closet Desire]

Ahhh...

...I know this phase well. Usually shows up at 1.00 AM when I crawl into bed exhausted and ready to sleep. CD-able slinks into the bedroom with fire in her eyes, like a cat, and pounces on me! Well....you know the rest.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

KM
I went through this recently and I had it real bad, I just wish I had an excuse like ovulation! For about a week I went absoltely frantic, with no reasonable answer to your question at all.

Some very satisfying cyber was a start but left me wanting RL even worse!

Re: Aprils titties
Woah yeah, the way she held it and presented it for inspection *salavates, more than just slightly*. Lemmi at 'im!

 

[Sammyjo]

KM~me too...yesterday, I was home, due to the ice/rain/slush/snow storm...the roads were horrendous...anyway, I spent my day looking at porn and wondering what the hell my problem was...oh yes, one week to go...that explains it all. Not that I don't occasionally venture to the porn...just that I usually don't spend all day looking at it. *sigh*

 

[Mr_Neb]

Have you ever noticed.......

....that it sure seems like PMS occurs a lot more often that just 12 times a year and......

....getting horny due to ovulation occurs a lot less than 12 times a year.

Just a thought.

Neb

 

[Countess DeWinter]

grrrrrrr

got 'em now KM. Actually, I've had that gotta-have-it-or-else horniness for about two solid years now. I have a lot of empathy for 18 year old boys!!
I did what Juspar and April have done since it's damn hard to rape a man who isn't interested. But, sadly, that just whets the appetite

 

[Jake2001]

Going through the rigor stage of life

Muffin, I suggest you write us a story, wash your truck, and tie one of us willing lechers to your role bar. [Not necessarily in that order]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I like the descriptor.....

Trouser Trout!

Yeah! That time of the month. I track it with the Shebabe. If I plan it right and get her out for a wild time. After about 3 shots of tequila - she'll do fucking anything she gets so damn horney.

Nothing more loving to me than providing the right climate for the love of my life to freely express her burning sexuallity.

I love it.

 

[Merelan]

What a thoroughly unselfish man you are.

 

[TN_Vixen]

ovulation hornies? how 'bout

all the time hornies and all the time celibate. My frustration is released in road rage. Yelling at stupid drivers is more than just a catharsis for me, it is a sexual experience.. hehe

 

[Cheyenne]

I deal with it by posting pics of my naked breasts.

Hmmmmm.... I think my answer to this one is "ditto" now that I think about it.

 

[April]

LMAO at you all. TN, I hear ya!

Bigdog, Xander, and Juspar, Thank you!

 

[ShyGuy68]

Oh and yes. Aprils beautiful breasts are definately worth closer examination hehehe...

Oh yes they for sure are worth to look closer at!!

 

[Expertise]

Inside joke

I think John Denver said it best.....

SUNSHINE on my shoulder makes me happy.... LOL

 

[DriveSouth]

Expertise

Maybe an inside joke, But John Denver said it real real damn good there ... makes me happy.

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Are you sure he didn't mean
"ankles on my shoulders make me happy"??

 

[DriveSouth]

I think that is implied ...