The other poetry tag thread.

Quoll

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Thanks Bobmi, keep trying to be serious on the "Poetry Tag" thread, but after your mace bit I give up. :D

There was an old man from Nantucket
 
quoll said:
Thanks Bobmi, keep trying to be serious on the "Poetry Tag" thread, but after your mace bit I give up. :D

There was an old man from Nantucket

And a girl raised her hand and said with a grin "I'll fuck it"!
 
There was an old man from Nantucket
cymbline said:
And a girl raised her hand and said with a grin "I'll fuck it"!
She got down in the dirt and lifted her skirt
 
maybe too easy ... but it begged to be said ;)

There was an old man from Nantucket
And a girl raised her hand and said with a grin "I'll fuck it"!
She got down in the dirt and lifted her skirt
so into the sweet~spot he stuck it!
 
Easy, silly, what`s it matter, a bit of random stupidity goes a long way.

morag said:
There was an old man from Nantucket
And a girl raised her hand and said with a grin "I'll fuck it"!
She got down in the dirt and lifted her skirt
so into the sweet~spot he stuck it!
He wiggled it about, which made her shout
 
There was an old man from Nantucket
And a girl raised her hand and said with a grin "I'll fuck it"!
She got down in the dirt and lifted her skirt
so into the sweet~spot he stuck it!

He wiggled it about, which made her shout
'Yes, yes, harder now, don't date take that thing out'
 
There was an old man from Nantucket
And a girl raised her hand and said with a grin "I'll fuck it"!
She got down in the dirt and lifted her skirt
so into the sweet~spot he stuck it!

He wiggled it about, which made her shout
'Yes, yes, harder now, don't dare take that thing out'
Being a dick he removed that prick
 
There was an old man from Nantucket
And a girl raised her hand and said with a grin "I'll fuck it"!
She got down in the dirt and lifted her skirt
so into the sweet~spot he stuck it!

He wiggled it about, which made her shout
'Yes, yes, harder now, don't dare take that thing out'
Being a dick he removed that prick
So she whomped him with a stick.
 
Cathleen said:
There was an old man from Nantucket
And a girl raised her hand and said with a grin "I'll fuck it"!
She got down in the dirt and lifted her skirt
so into the sweet~spot he stuck it!

He wiggled it about, which made her shout
'Yes, yes, harder now, don't dare take that thing out'
Being a dick he removed that prick
So she whomped him with a stick.
Although he yelled long and loud, his prick stood tall and proud
 
Although he yelled long and loud, his prick stood tall and proud
You would have thought he was trying to draw a crowd
 
Cathleen said:
Although he yelled long and loud, his prick stood tall and proud
You would have thought he was trying to draw a crowd

He stood there with his member on display
 
There was an old man from Nantucket
And a girl raised her hand and said with a grin "I'll fuck it"!
She got down in the dirt and lifted her skirt
so into the sweet~spot he stuck it!

He wiggled it about, which made her shout
'Yes, yes, harder now, don't dare take that thing out'
Being a dick he removed that prick
So she whomped him with a stick.

Although he yelled long and loud, his prick stood tall and proud
You would have thought he was trying to draw a crowd
He stood there with his member on display
The townsfolk couldn't remember such a day!

The constable in awe, saluted.
 
Bobmi357 said:
There was an old man from Nantucket
And a girl raised her hand and said with a grin "I'll fuck it"!
She got down in the dirt and lifted her skirt
so into the sweet~spot he stuck it!

He wiggled it about, which made her shout
'Yes, yes, harder now, don't dare take that thing out'
Being a dick he removed that prick
So she whomped him with a stick.

Although he yelled long and loud, his prick stood tall and proud
You would have thought he was trying to draw a crowd
He stood there with his member on display
The townsfolk couldn't remember such a day!

The constable in awe, saluted.
While the girl in the dirt did begin to blurt
"Hey, when the hell am I gonna get rooted"
 
The constable in awe, saluted.
While the girl in the dirt did begin to blurt
"Hey, when the hell am I gonna get rooted"
After which the townsfolk all tooted.
 
Cathleen said:
The constable in awe, saluted.
While the girl in the dirt did begin to blurt
"Hey, when the hell am I gonna get rooted"
After which the townsfolk all tooted.
Form a line , form a line,
We`ll all get to have her, but one at a time
 
quoll said:
Form a line , form a line,
We`ll all get to have her, but one at a time

And it will cost you one thin dime!

And then there was the Hooker from Detroit.
 
Bobmi357 said:
And it will cost you one thin dime!

And then there was the Hooker from Detroit.
At giving blowjobs she was very adroit
 
Her magic mouth, those licks and touches send me to my breaking point.
 
Cathleen said:
Her magic mouth, those licks and touches send me to my breaking point.


Her talent she loved to exploit!

She charged but a nickel

To give men a tickle!
 
Their genitals she did love to anoint.
With her tongue and her mouth,
She loved all things down south
 
They all said she wasn't too choosy

In fact, they agreed, she's a floozy.

Whatever the reason,

The men loved her teasin'.

And the climaxes they had were real doozies!
 
Ah, such pleasure she did provide
For once these men needed no guide
 
They just leant on her thighs, and let it all slide.

They would land with a crash
and make a huge splash
as they each slipped in to her gash.
 
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