The Orgy Inn

[The_high_king]

Hey, its me again. I decided to make a thread filled with senseless sex. Its set in the medieval ages, in a inn called, 'the Orgy Inn'. Their are many wenches, and ale. Its a big place with a second floor for a decent room, and a first floor with food and drink. The music whe have is the oddest throughout the land, because its sounds kind of like bowm-chica-bowm. There is no other place in the land where you can find music like this.

I will need:
Elven archers
Mages
Thieves
Knights
Clerics
Warriors
Wizards
Half-elves
Merchants
and so on... (you get the idea).

I will be playing a thief by the name of Creeps. I am not the owner of this Inn. This Inn is powered by magic, and practically cleans, and serves by itself. So don't be alarmed if you see a floating mug of ale.

 

[The_high_king]

Creeps

It was fine sunny day, and I had pouch filled with coins, so I decided to spend some on ale. I suddenly saw a Inn that seemed very welcoming called, 'The Orgy Inn'. It wasn't the sign that caught my attention. It was the pleasent smell from within. So I thought, "what the heck. I think I'll try something new this time". I soon as I set foot in the large Inn, I was instantly horny. I couldn't think of any other way to put it. It just happened, and I couldn't explain it. I had to relieve the tension some how. I saw that the bartender wasn't there, so I grabbed a mug, and helped myself to some ale. I also decided to leave some coins on the counter. I may be a thief, but I wasn't evil. I sat at the table in the corner, and turned my back to the open door. I pulled my pants down a bit, and started to, 'choke the chicken'. I hoped no one noticed, but I needed to relieve the tension.

 

[The_high_king]

WOAH

ooc: What the @#$%! No posts yet!? Honestly, you'd think I would have at least two, or three. Whats the matter with you people, do you expect a epic storyline for, 'The Orgy Inn', or something!? Sheesh.

 

[The_high_king]

ooc: please post something. Somebody, anybody, just post.

 

[spazmodious]

ok here it go's

Elrik the mage and his apprentice were on there way to collect some rare stones to use in a spell, when they became overcome with thirst and desided to stop at the next in for a drink.

If they say the name of the inn, it did not really register on them for they were too thirsty to care what the place was called.

They walked in and imeadeatly went to the bar and sat down,
not even noticing if there were any other patrons.

before they could order, the ale that they had in mind was in front of them, as well as a bowl of peanuts, yet no bartender was in evidance anywhere.

Elrik turned to his apprentice and said "now I think I've seen everything, a magick tarern that serves drinks all by it's self!"

She giggled like the young girl she was and they toasted there good health and began to drink.

ooc,
Elrik is a red mage in his early 30's 5'9" 150lb's with auburn hair and green eyes.

Cydie is his apprentice 19 years old measurements 34-24-32 5'3"
with strawberry blonde hair and ice blue eyes.

If someone wants to take over the role of Cydie thats fine by me, but intill then I will play both roles just to keep things moving.

How's that for a start high king?

 

[spazmodious]

by the way

did I mention that Elrik and Cydie where both half elven?

 

[The_high_king]

Finally, someone posted

ooc: thanks for joining in.

ic: "Oh crap, visitors", I continued to beat my meat, and hopefully, they won't notice. There was only one thought going through my head, "don't come over, don't come over...". His half-elf apprentice was hot though. I could picture her going down on me right now. I looked away from them, and pretended to be busy cointing my coins. Which was very difficult when you were yankeeing you doodle.

 

[spazmodious]

as Cydie

They had a toast and drank, yet something did not seem quite right here....

It was too silent even the least prosperus taverns were noisy on a warm summers day.

She looked around the room, only one other person in the whole place, and he was acting kinda strange, distracted in some way.

She got up to go introduce herself and see if he needed medical attention, it might be heatstroke, you can never be too careful about that.

As she walked up his face turned redish a ashen at the same time, she thought it was a spell, or maybe a curse, but it was embaressment.

Elves tend not too put to much meaning into bodily functions, and mages tend to be analitical, so the first thing to come to mind was.

"Thas a very inefective method of relieving tension you know"

Huh? was all the man could say after getting cought waxing his pole. So she went on to explain,
"If you do it like that it will only further engorge your member and make it painfull, it would be better to get someone else to do it for you, and anyway your going to soil you pants. Next time ask someone for help with that."

Then with a bright very girlish smile, she waited for him to say something....

 

[J Bravo]

Avery Tobblestone

OOC: Been a while, ay High King? 0.0

Avery Tobblestone

Race: Halfling (hobbit)
Hair: Brown/curly
eyes: brown

Avery is a simple hobbit. But from coming from a halfling father and human mage for a mother, he has a bit of magic in his blood. But it is difficult to perform some things that others with the gift of magic can do.

IC: Avery had heard rumors of a new pub around the shire. Now, Avery enjoyed a good Ale every now-and-then. So one day, he threw on his baggy wool pants, a white longsleeve shirt, a leather vest, and his brown cloak. He grabbed some money and headed off.

 

[The_high_king]

Oh criminy

This was truly embaressing moment. I stuttered at first, "um... uh... I-I'm usually like t-this, I can tell you that. It just kind of happened as soon as I entered it. I mean, aren't you hor- I mean, don't you feel a little bit wierd right now?". My hand stopped for a second. I was blushing.

ooc: welcome Johnny

 

[Kitty69]

OOC:
New to this forum, so be kind ^_^

Character I'll be playing (from a real d&d campaign )
Kerah, paladin of Sharess, goddess of excess and lust.
She's a Aasimar, half angel, but she looks almost like an Elf.
She's 6' tall, warm blue eyes and blonde hair down to her ass. Kerah is gorgeous (charisma 19 for those of you that know d&d)
38d-26-35

She wears interesting armor composed of plate leggings up to her mid of her upper legs and steel bracers. Her body is covered with a steel breastplate which covers the whole of her back and most of her sides, but at the front only reaches to halfway her breasts, leaving everything down from her nipples totally naked. She has a pierced belly button, and her abdomen is covered by a long, heavy loincloth, made from a shining white material.

IC:
Kerha was tired from her mission. The orcs had put up a good fight, but thanks to her training she had been able to kill them. She was happy that the area was safe again, and the villagers didn't have to worry anymore.
Her limited healing magics had been able to cure her wounds, but not her fatigue. And so as she arrived in front of the tavern door she decided to head in, and spend the night here. She would continue the journey in the morning.

Kerah smirked at the sign of the tavern, and wondered what it would be. She opened the door and went inside.

She blinked a few times and looked at the scene in front of her.
"Not much of an orgy in here..." she thought with a little bit of disapointment.

She politely greeted the other customers and went to a table to sit down, putting her large bastard sword on the table...

 

[The_high_king]

Without thinking, my hand went up, and down my shaft again after seeing that hot, scantly-cald, paladin walk in. My breathing became heavier. I didn't even care that they noticed me. I just orgasmed, and I pounded the table. I hands were sticky, but magicly, the cum dissapeared from my hand, and pants. I geuss this was a magical tavern.

ooc: welcome kitty, I'm glad you joined this thread.

 

[Kitty69]

What is that man doing over at his table, Kerah thought to herself. She felt his eyes on her body, something she was used to, and very much appreciated. But he was having this odd expression on his face...

No! He isn't.

Yes, he is! It dawned on her that the man was actually beating off! Right here in the tavern, what a nerve he has, and with that girl standing next to him too.
But he's looking at you girl! And Kerah being the girl she is, she couldn't resist feeling some pride. Of course paladins weren't supposed to have that feeling, but she was unique.

What paladins were supposed to do was help people. She grinned inwardly, and smiled at the man. She turned on her bench, and spread her legs ever so slightly, and then pulled the loincloth to the side, flashing her smooth shaven pussy at the guy for a few seconds. She saw his expression change, and knew he was cumming.

She dropped her loincloth back, and turned around, feeling a lot hotter than 1 minute ago.

Now where is the innkeeper or waitress?

 

[The_high_king]

No escape

I blasted my load again, when I saw that paladin flash me. Once the again, the cum simply dissapeared. What the hell was happening to me? Was there some sort of horniness spell in this tavern, or something? I pulled up my pants, and headed for the door, and hopefully the spell would dissapear. BANG! I fell backwards. I tried to put me hand through the open door, but something was in the way, like some sort of barrier. I shouted to the people who were walking by, but they couldn't hear me, or see me. Damn, this place. A spell powerful enoguh to make people jack-off in public has to be powerful enough to effect even angels. This was not good... or maybe it was... hmm... I went back to my seat, defeated.

 

[Kitty69]

While looking around for some form of service, she saw the man walk up to the door, and then, when he wanted to go through it, he was suddenly thrown aback, like some huge hammer had hit him. Then he shouted at someone, who didn't seem to reply.

After he had returned to his seat, Kerah decided to check it out for herself. After all, a man that masturbated in public might be a little strange in other things too.
She walked over to the door, her hips swaying for some reason, showing of her ass, but she didn't notice. The door opened easily enough, but as she reached out, her hand reached some kind of invisible wall.
Kerah moved to a window, opened the shutters, and tried it there. ZAP the same wall was there too...

Not wanting to be locked up here against her will, she walked over to the man and looked at him.

"I think you have noticed the same as me Sir, let us work together to escape this place."

She also looked at the half elven couple, who had remained silent since her entry.

 

[The_high_king]

Crystal of magic-detection

"I don't that that will be possible m'lady". It was then when I took out my crystal of magic-detection, and showed it to her, "this is my crystal of magic-detection. I found in a hydras den a year ago. It senses different levels of power. Let show you how". I put the crystal close to her, and it glowed blue. I then walked up to the door, and it glowed a radiant gold. I then went back to my seat. I took a sip of my ale, and spoke, "there are different levels of power, and the crystal detects them all. The levels are:

white= low level
orange= medium level
blue= high level
black=cosmic level
silver=celestial level
gold=ultimate level

so as you can see. The magic you are trying to break through is at ultimate level". The paladin seemed irritated. I just took another sip of ale, and said, "I have however heard that the barrier will open once a cutomer is satisfied. Then again, alcohol is a depressent. So, have any ideas of how we should pass the time?"

 

[cgraven]

The Welsh Bard

It had been many a long year sense I had left my home Liangillen by the Berwyn Mts. to cross the Irish Sea. Yes to Ireland to learn the art of the Bard. This no pale scribbler of words as the Norman has, nor the pretty feathered birds of the French with their delicate sonnets. But a lively man of action as adept with harp and verse to entertain, or with sharp tongue and sword to chastise and humble the Manor's Lord. Ours is an ancient role to keep alive our history and our Clan chieftains humble, so they can sever their people. I am a wander a weaver of word and verse to the harps sweet voice.

 

[The_high_king]

Welcome

ooc: welcome to the thread cgraven. Step into the tavern, have an ale.

 

[Kitty69]

OOC: Hiya cgraven!

IC:

Kerah silently listened to the man, and looked at the crystal. A somewhat dark cloud came over her face, she was more than a bit annoyed.

"Well, that is just great... and meanwhile we cannot warn others, because no one seems to hear or see us outside the inn."

Kerah sighed and thought it over. Ultimate magic... and she came barely further than some minor healing and divinatory magic. She should have taken Roderick the mage with her on this mission, maybe he could have helped.

Well, better make the best of it, she thought to herself.

Kerah beamed a smile at the man in front of her and extended a hand.

"My name is Kerah, and I am a holy warior in the service of Shares. Who are you Sir?"

 

[The_high_king]

More ale

I shook her hand, "hi, I'm Creeps, the master thief. Part of the Goldmoon thieves guild. If I told my real name, then I'd have to kill you, and I don't want to do that". We both laughed at my bad joke for second, then sat down. I called out, "more ale please". Two mugs of ale floated off the counter, and landed in front of us. I then asked her a question, "so, tell me. Don't you find it hard to fight in that skimpy outfit?"

 

[Kitty69]

Oh dear, a thief, Kerah thought at first after he replied. At least he's honest about it though. And my mission here is done, I am not after some thief, or thieved' guild.

She laughed at his statement, and sat down with him.

"So that is how you get service in this place. I should have known, with all this magic floating around."

She accepted the mug, and drank. Ale wasn't her primary choice, but it would be inpolite to not drink, she thought.

Kerah smiled at him as he asked about her outfit. Usually people were too embarassed to ask about it.

"No, not at all. Since my arms are free, and my legs can move quite freely too, I am able to fight much more easily than most of my fellow warriors.

She smiled again and the cupped her big breasts, and looked at him.

"And this just looks good! Besides, I would be kicked out of the temple if I would wear a full suit of plate mail."

She let go of her breasts again, wondering why she grabbed them in the first place, and drank some more ale.

"It's a wonder that there are so few people in here, knowing you cannot get out that easily. Have you checked upstairs yet?"

 

[cgraven]

I am a traveling man and I need Ale a joint of beef and a calmly wench to easy my wear bones


Me good Inn keeper I shall sing for my supper or play the Harp as this goody company goes about their affairs.

 

[The_high_king]

Spell of horniness

"Yes, I think thats a good idea, but first i have a question. When you came in here, did you feel kind of... randy?" She seemed confused. I put my gloved hand near her thigh, "alright, this is only a experiment to see if you were affected by some sort of, 'spell of horniness'. If you are affected, then I don't think you'll tell me to stop until you orgasmed, alright?" I slowly brushed my fingers outside her pussy lips. She was getting wet fast.

 

[Kitty69]

Kerah gasped as she felt the man's fingers touch her wet pussy. She let out a soft moan, and briefly closed her eyes.

Then, suddenly she grabbed the mans hand in an iron grip and looked at him.

"I may feel extremely horny, but that doesn't mean I will just let you finger me here in this common room, Creeps."

To show him she wasn't that mad (although something told her she should have been), Kerah took the man's slightly wet fingers in her mouth and sucked on them, before letting them go with an audible pop.

She then looked at the new comer, who seemed to be looking for an innkeeper...

 

[The_high_king]

Reaction

At first, it was just an experiment to check if the spell took afect on her. Now, she got me going to by licking her juices off my fingers. I felt like my pants were going to bust open. It was then when I saw a new guy walk in. He looked like a bard. I shouted out at him, "hey buddy! There is no bartender! Just put your money on the counter, and sit down! Call out what you want, and it will appear in front of you!" I then turned back to the paladin, "do you still want to, 'check' the upstairs?"