The Orgy Inn 2: A second night

[The_high_king]

Welcome to part two of the series. Some of you may know what this is already, and some of you may not. For those of you who do already know, then welcome back. For those of you who don't, then I'll explain it to you in a moment. Anyways, long story short, its another senseless sex thread.
Its set in the medieval fantasy world, this time, in the town of Ramshire. All the action takes place in a magical inn, known as, 'The Orgy Inn'. To all travelers though, the sign will read, 'The Or y Inn', since the g was rubbed off. The place is run by a very strong magical force. Its atmosphere is very pleasent, with music, and on-call wenches. The food, and ale seem to hover toward the paying customer. The required amount of money that is required to pay for the food will disappear instantly. There are rooms are the top floor, and did I mention that the pleasent music seems to come from nowhere. Also, when you enter, 'the spell of horniness', (totally made up spell), is cast on you, so needless to say, once you come in, you'll be as horny as hell. Theres no stopping it.
Anyways, enough of my ramblings, and on with the thread. All newcomers welcome.

 

[The_high_king]

Creeps

ooc: Its been a while since I've been Creeps. Hes my favorite character to use in any fantasy type thread. For those of you who don't know, Creeps is a master thief.

ic: Dawn was approaching, and usually, I had to get ready to do some, "business". Not tonight though, I thought it would be good to take the night off tonight. I've been working pretty hard these past months, and I had enough hard-earned money to last me the next season. I wasn't easy stealing from dragons, trolls, ogres, sacred temples, and other places filled with treasure.
My black, hooded, cloak was gently flapped in the wind, as I walked down the stone path along the streets of Ramshire. I had left the previous town because I had heard of the unusual boost in economy that this town was getting. I geuss it also had to do with the fact that I liked to travel. So I packed my bags, and came here.
My cloak was no ordinary thieves cloak. It was the cloak of non-detection, since it blocked any type of magical detection. The rest of the non-detection part was up to me, and my advanced stealth skills. My weapons were a blackjack for knocking people out, a crossbow, and a long knife which I was very skilled at using. I also had a bunch of little artifacts, doo-dads, and devices that I had bought, or "recieved".
As I walked through the dusty road, I came upon a inn. A very familiar inn that I was at some months ago back in the previous town. I smiled, and went in. It was certainly a magical inn if it could get from here to there. I knew it as, 'The Orgy Inn', which seemed to fool others when noticed the g missing. Once I was inside, no one outside could see me, but I could see them. The door allowed people in, but it wouldn't let them out unless they were, "satisfied". The place hadn't changed a bit since my last visit. A could feel, 'the spell of horniness' taking affect, as I ordered a mug of ale that floated towards me.

 

[The_high_king]

ooc: C'mon people, this thread isn't THAT bad is it? It barely even started.

 

[The_high_king]

ooc: HOLY COW! I got near 35 people who have seen this thread, and not one joined. Thats big pain in the ass guys.

 

[The_high_king]

ooc: whats wrong with you people? Is it the way I smell, or something, yeesh.

 

[The_high_king]

ooc: HEELLLLLOOOOOOOOO OOUUUUUUT THHHHEERRRRRRREEE!! Anybody home?

 

[Guest]

I guess its cause youve been known to be kinda a jerk in some of your posts. Oh well Keep trying

 

[The_high_king]

ooc: A jerk? When? I'm not a jerk. I resent that word.

 

[The_high_king]

ooc: I can't do a thread with only me. Please join if you can. I'm strongly considering this other thread idea, that I have in mind. Anyways, for now, please jump into this thread when you feel like it.

 

[The_high_king]

So many views, yet not one reply. Is it because I'm not patient, or is it something I did? I hope you understand that the only reason I post this junk is just to keep this thread alive somehow.

 

[The_high_king]

ooc: uh... hello? Dosn't anyone have the faintest interest? At all?