The Orgy in Ent's Closet

[Guest]

Hmm....Ent, I think we need a few pillows and some towels...and MORE PEOPLE!

 

[artisticbiguy]

*Looking around....*
where is that hung hunk? (oh caaaarrrrrssssoooon!)
I have a tight space waiting here

 

[tolyk]

*Looking around....*
where is that hung hunk? (oh caaaarrrrrssssoooon!)
I have a tight space waiting here

Which hung hunk you talkin about?

 

[artisticbiguy]

Which hung hunk you talkin about?

oh oh, canadian bacon!!! you'll do!
*pounce*

 

[Guest]

oh oh, canadian bacon!!! you'll do!
*pounce*

MMm gimme some of that!

Hey, Ent? Do we have any maple syrup in here?

 

[entitled]

Right. *polishes lenses of cameras and such*

Pillows i can do. Towels i can do. Giant box o condoms right behind Tol's head.

Not that head, the other one.

 

[entitled]

MMm gimme some of that!

Hey, Ent? Do we have any maple syrup in here?

Check the fridge?

 

[artisticbiguy]

Right. *polishes lenses of cameras and such*

Pillows i can do. Towels i can do. Giant box o condoms right behind Tol's head.

Not that head, the other one.

I hope they are all trojan larges or maxums... cause neither of us boys are tiny... though I admit, Tol has me beat, at least in length

 

[carsonshepherd]

Check the fridge?

Cold syrup...? heathen

 

[Guest]

Cold syrup...? heathen

Oh, we can warm it up...I'm SURE we can

 

[artisticbiguy]

oh boy oh boy oh boy...

two young hunks, and two hot babes! I'm in heaven!

*flopping on the pillows, ready and willing*

do me!

 

[tolyk]

Cold syrup...? heathen

I'm so glad you said it first

 

[entitled]

I hope they are all trojan larges or maxums... cause neither of us boys are tiny... though I admit, Tol has me beat, at least in length

i you two.

Carson - It's REAL syrup, not the fake stuff. In this heat it would mold. Besides, the cold does interesting things to certain body parts.

 

[tolyk]

oh oh, canadian bacon!!! you'll do!
*pounce*

Oh gee, way to make a guy feel wanted.. "You'll do"..

 

[Guest]

We better spread the tarp out, because the syrup will get the velvet comforter all sticky...

 

[artisticbiguy]

Oh gee, way to make a guy feel wanted.. "You'll do"..

hey, I squeeled and pounced... .what did you expect, shakespeare or porn star sucking action (you can't have both)

 

[entitled]

We better spread the tarp out, because the syrup will get the velvet comforter all sticky...

something tells me it's going to get sticky anyway....

 

[entitled]

hey, I squeeled and pounced... .what did you expect, shakespeare or porn star sucking action (you can't have both)

Yes. Just not both at once.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Damn, this is cool! Any condoms with spermicide?

 

[entitled]

Damn, this is cool! Any condoms with spermicide?

Look behind Tol's head?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Look behind Tol's head?

Thanks. Don't want to knock up any girls here with cyber-fetuses. That would be too weird.

 

[carsonshepherd]

hey, I squeeled and pounced... .what did you expect, shakespeare or porn star sucking action (you can't have both)

*raises hand* porn star action here please, thanx.

 

[artisticbiguy]

Damn, this is cool! Any condoms with spermicide?

no spermicide needed for me, I'm clipped

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

no spermicide needed for me, I'm clipped

Cool. Thought about it.

 

[Guest]

something tells me it's going to get sticky anyway....

Well, yes, but there's sticky STICKY and sticky stucktothevelvetcomforter...