the only man I’ve ever seriously wanted to fuck

[Bert Notorius]

MICK JAGGER must be worried every time an old friend picks up a pen after KEITH RICHARDS’ autobiography, Life.

But Sir Mick will have no problems with PETE TOWNSHEND’S recollections in The Who man’s new book Who I Am.

Pete writes: “Mick is the only man I’ve ever seriously wanted to fuck.”
And in stark contrast to Keith’s “tiny todger” remark in his 2010 memoirs, Pete also calls the Rolling Stones frontman’s member “long and plump,” adding “Mick was clearly very well-endowed”.

 

[Squibbs]

Pete fucks kids.

Any man would have a “long and plump,” dick, compared to a six yr old.

 

[Tryharder62]

Mick Jagger scares me.

 

[blobfish]

It would probably look bigger if he painted it black.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I've seen a red door.

 

[jomar]

Fuck a star.

Generous of him to write his regrets.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Fuck a star.

Generous of him to write his regrets.

hey...i understand that now!

 

[Tryharder62]

I don't want to move like Jagger.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Mick has guppy lips.

Scary.

 

[Bert Notorius]

so does angelina.

lickable.

 

[Tryharder62]

so does angelina.

lickable.

I am going to be thrown off the boards but I have to say, in my own opinion, I never understood the attraction people have for her. She is freaky. To each his own though.

 

[QueenLevitra]

so does angelina.

lickable.

Thanks, now I've got this mish mash of Brangh and Mick in my head and there's a huge grouper too.

ACCCCKKKKKKK!

 

[Bert Notorius]

ah fishsticks.

 

[QueenLevitra]

ah fishsticks.

pretty much.