The Onion Boy

[sirhugs]

Patrick grew up on an Onion farm. And each day, his mother packs an onion in his lunch- a rotation of amazing varieties. and since each afternoon she asks him how it tasted, he never stops eating them.

Of course the other kids nickname him the Onion Boy & at 18, he is not only a virgin, he's never been kissed...

 

[wheelchairman85]

I like this story idea i have a thought how it can go but its kind of weird. He goes to visit his favorite aunt who is very beautiful and very busty. During his visit with her he complains about his how miserable he is because he has no love life. A short time later he visits his aunt again and she offers to have sex with him.

 

[Carnevil9]

The way I see it, there are only two ways this story can go:

1) He finally stops eating the onions for some reason, and gets a sex life.
2) He meets a woman who somehow likes the smell of onions, and he gets a sex life with her.

I suppose there is a third way it can go (he keeps eating onions and never has sex), but that's not much of a story!

 

[sunandshadow]

Kind of reminds me of the movie Jamon Jamon - in that one guy is always eating garlic cloves. '

 

[sirhugs]

Kind of reminds me of the movie Jamon Jamon - in that one guy is always eating garlic cloves. '

I sort of thought that he might meet the Garlic Girl...