The ones who didn't make it....

[ABSTRUSE]

on Santa's team...LOL.
This is actually Cloudy's idea so if it sucks, blame her

Name the reindeer who didn't make the cut and why.

Flasher: his raincoat impeded the speed of the sleigh.

Lancer: He has an intervenous drug problem

Vomit: had an eating disorder.

Smelly: that's rather obvious

Humpy: no one could drop the soap in the shower around him.


any others?

 

[Guest]

Nosher: ate too much.

Blower: kept distracting the others with his "technique".

Bruiser: his left hook was too potent.

Dreamer: never had a good enough grasp on reality.

Rimmer: (No, not Arnold). I think you get the picture - they ALL wanted to be in front of him.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Nosher: ate too much.

Blower: kept distracting the others with his "technique".

Bruiser: his left hook was too potent.

Dreamer: never had a good enough grasp on reality.

Rimmer: (No, not Arnold). I think you get the picture - they ALL wanted to be in front of him.

Spanker . . . Santa only wanted one person holding a whip.

Stopper . . . Too many rear-end collisons (of the bad variety)

Honker . . . Kept confusing gaggles of geese.

(Something like that?)

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Fucker: insulted too many people

Crapper: not potty trained

Rapper: too loud and obnoxious

 

[CharleyH]

Dorkus - it was too British, among other reasons.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

then there's....

juandeer: he thought they were all sick and lesbians

troller: couldn't leave the computer.

Crazy Eyed Joe: could only go in circles.

Sir Reginald Fafa: was too demanding, wanted a private stall and special oats. Thought his shit didn't stink. He was wrong.

WindBreaker: had a penchant for bean burritos and saurkraut.

 

[CharleyH]

Hoser - too Canadian, eh? And drunk - whoa!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hoser - too Canadian, eh? And drunk - whoa!

and he couldn't Take off!

 

[Honey123]

Dip Shit: Well, the name tells the story

Anus: The other reindeer made fun of him

Honey: Santa decided to keep me in the stable for "special" ocassions...

 

[CharleyH]

and he couldn't Take off!

I think you mean get off

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I think you mean get off

No that was Limpy.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

No that was Limpy.

I thought that was Faulty......?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

No that was Limpy.

George W. . . . too stupid and he couldn't pronounce the names of the countries he was supposed to go to, much less fly there without a Dick up his ass.

 

[LadyJeanne]

George W. . . . too stupid and he couldn't pronounce the names of the countries he was supposed to go to, much less fly there without a Dick up his ass.

*nods*

That explains the "No Reindeer Left Behind" Act.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

*nods*

That explains the "No Reindeer Left Behind" Act.

Okay, I couldn't have set you up for that one better if I tried!

ROFLMAO

Sweet!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*nods*

That explains the "No Reindeer Left Behind" Act.

LOL

 

[lewdandlicentious]

What about "Twatter"???

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Weezer: breathing problems

Queenie: thought she was the bomb.

Hooters: Could'nt get off the ground and scraped rooftops.

Fungus: had hoof ans mouth

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Weiner: ....yeah....

 

[Honey123]

Weezer: breathing problems

Queenie: thought she was the bomb.

Hooters: Could'nt get off the ground and scraped rooftops.

Fungus: had hoof ans mouth

PMSL


(Abs....I've been drinking again....meet me in your fine establishment, drinks are on me....)

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Weezer: breathing problems

Queenie: thought she was the bomb.

Hooters: Could'nt get off the ground and scraped rooftops.

Fungus: had hoof ans mouth

Lushy: Had his license revoked

Mohammed: Detained by U.S. border patrol, not seen for many years

The Rudolph: Kept referring to himself in the third person . . . eventually put down

 

[doormouse]

Michael Jackson : even with the fake antlers and operation to make his nose red, he didn't fool Santa. (He also withdrew his application when he found out it was only Santa who actually enters the kids bedrooms)

Artsy : too many complaints of graffitti on rooftops

 

[Twatlou]

What about "Twatter"???

Good one!

He spent so much time twatting about chasing twats, he was a hinderance to the rest.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Michael Jackson : even with the fake antlers and operation to make his nose red, he didn't fool Santa. (He also withdrew his application when he found out it was only Santa who actually enters the kids bedrooms)

Artsy : too many complaints of graffitti on rooftops

Santa goes into kids bedrooms?

Santa is an anagram for Satan. Makes you think, doesn't it?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Makes you think, doesn't it?

Rarely if I can possibly help it.